AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6391|what

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Oh cmon Gravy you know I'm joking
-1
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5712|Ventura, California
Seriously guys give me a medal, most hated forum member. Cmon I'll wear it with pride in my avatar.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6955

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Seriously guys give me a medal, most hated forum member. Cmon I'll wear it with pride in my avatar.
Just fucking leave.
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6871

-Sh1fty- wrote:

baggs wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I have two younger sisters and that's awesome because they know not to mess with you.
Yes, you look like a rapist.
Yeah whenever they piss me off I rape them harder than that nub on Twilight could rape Bella, then if they don't shut up I throw them out the 6th story window. But yeah the snow cushions their fall so I get to do it repeatedly.

Isn't it great being the oldest?
you raped your sister?
Amdi Peter
peut-être
+111|5786|paris

Gooners wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

baggs wrote:


Yes, you look like a rapist.
Yeah whenever they piss me off I rape them harder than that nub on Twilight could rape Bella, then if they don't shut up I throw them out the 6th story window. But yeah the snow cushions their fall so I get to do it repeatedly.

Isn't it great being the oldest?
you raped your sister?
Eww!
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6871

Amdi Peter wrote:

Gooners wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:


Yeah whenever they piss me off I rape them harder than that nub on Twilight could rape Bella, then if they don't shut up I throw them out the 6th story window. But yeah the snow cushions their fall so I get to do it repeatedly.

Isn't it great being the oldest?
you raped your sister?
Eww!
then he complains about being hated, the incestuous freak.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5712|Ventura, California

Gooners wrote:

Amdi Peter wrote:

Gooners wrote:


you raped your sister?
Eww!
then he complains about being hated, the incestuous freak.


When you take a joke too far it's no longer funny.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6871

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Gooners wrote:

Amdi Peter wrote:

Eww!
then he complains about being hated, the incestuous freak.


When you take a joke too far it's no longer funny.
you took the joke too far my friend.
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|6952|Purplicious Wisconsin

Gooners wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

baggs wrote:


Yes, you look like a rapist.
Yeah whenever they piss me off I rape them harder than that nub on Twilight could rape Bella, then if they don't shut up I throw them out the 6th story window. But yeah the snow cushions their fall so I get to do it repeatedly.

Isn't it great being the oldest?
you raped your sister?
By rape, he means pwn them in video games. No sex involved.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6871

War Man wrote:

Gooners wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:


Yeah whenever they piss me off I rape them harder than that nub on Twilight could rape Bella, then if they don't shut up I throw them out the 6th story window. But yeah the snow cushions their fall so I get to do it repeatedly.

Isn't it great being the oldest?
you raped your sister?
By rape, he means pwn them in video games. No sex involved.
i want to sodomize you




















nah i really mean i want to beat you in a video game.
Iconic Irony
Bare Back Rough Rider
+189|5514|San Angelo, TX

Uzique wrote:

i dunno what's funnier, the concept of cougar having progeny or his statement that condoms don't fit him.

ya, sure. you da man. beating those chicks off you with yo' big dick, swinging past yo' knees, whilst ballin' in your truck. playa!
Well.......they don't.  What do you want me to say.  They cut off my circulation and make me go limp or they break inside her pussy.  I use magnums FFS, which is why I'm led to believe that the "magnum" bit of the equation is for length and not girth (girth is my issue, my penis is shaped like a softball).

But hell, we've all heard the Xtendz commericals, girls want girth not length.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5712|Ventura, California

Gooners wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Gooners wrote:


then he complains about being hated, the incestuous freak.


When you take a joke too far it's no longer funny.
you took the joke too far my friend.
Actually no, it was an insult which I turned into a joke. Then some dumb person ruined it.

In fact, why did you even bring it up? Oh yeah...this is a bash forum.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
bennisboy
Member
+829|6885|Poundland
is it born yet?
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6736

So iconic irony, have you signed up for lamaze class, bought a crib, etc. ? oh and sorry about the thread,

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Then some dumb person ruined it.
Reddhedd
trolawlawl
+188|6684|EE Chat

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Seriously guys give me a medal, most hated forum member. Cmon I'll wear it with pride in my avatar.
Epic battle between Shifty and War man for most hated member. GO
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6707

Reddhedd wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Seriously guys give me a medal, most hated forum member. Cmon I'll wear it with pride in my avatar.
Epic battle between Shifty and War man for most hated member. GO
Finray and Oisin are less liked than Melvin. And possibly Mitch.
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6562|Graz, Austria

Iconic Irony wrote:

I formed babby.
No, no, you crafted babby.

1 Spermium Token + 1 Ovum Token + 1 Scrap Coitus = 1 Babby Token
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6888

Yeah, no one really hates Brad, he's just mildly retarded.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6707

globefish23 wrote:

Iconic Irony wrote:

I formed babby.
No, no, you crafted babby.

1 Spermium Token + 1 Ovum Token + 1 Scrap Coitus = 1 Babby Token
27 groups of three of the same baby get you a hat.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6955

ghettoperson wrote:

Yeah, no one really hates Brad, he's just mildly retarded.
-1 for understatement.
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
Iconic Irony
Bare Back Rough Rider
+189|5514|San Angelo, TX

burnzz wrote:

So iconic irony, have you signed up for lamaze class, bought a crib, etc. ? oh and sorry about the thread,

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Then some dumb person ruined it.
Not yet, just found out about it like a week ago.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6709
iconic irony has a chode
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
13rin
Member
+977|6718

Iconic Irony wrote:

burnzz wrote:

So iconic irony, have you signed up for lamaze class, bought a crib, etc. ? oh and sorry about the thread,

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Then some dumb person ruined it.
Not yet, just found out about it like a week ago.
Lamaze is fucking stupid.  "Just breath" -or tell her to over and over again. We went to one and found better thing to do with our time after that.  They'll be some rippage, maybe some poop -just make sure to NOT look over for the afterbirth...  Some things you can't unsee.  During her pregnancy, make sure to bail once a month to keep your sanity (just don't stay out too late).  After it's all over she's gonna be a bit depressed (up until the kid's born everyone cares about her & after it's all about the baby).  Oh yea -you've been demoted from her #1 to her #2.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6817|Columbus, OH
post sonogram pic or it didn't happen
Iconic Irony
Bare Back Rough Rider
+189|5514|San Angelo, TX

DBBrinson1 wrote:

Iconic Irony wrote:

burnzz wrote:

So iconic irony, have you signed up for lamaze class, bought a crib, etc. ? oh and sorry about the thread,
Not yet, just found out about it like a week ago.
Lamaze is fucking stupid.  "Just breath" -or tell her to over and over again. We went to one and found better thing to do with our time after that.  They'll be some rippage, maybe some poop -just make sure to NOT look over for the afterbirth...  Some things you can't unsee.  During her pregnancy, make sure to bail once a month to keep your sanity (just don't stay out too late).  After it's all over she's gonna be a bit depressed (up until the kid's born everyone cares about her & after it's all about the baby).  Oh yea -you've been demoted from her #1 to her #2.
Great.  Sounds like I'm in for 9 months of ghey.

Board footer

Privacy Policy - © 2024 Jeff Minard