-1-Sh1fty- wrote:
Oh cmon Gravy you know I'm joking
Seriously guys give me a medal, most hated forum member. Cmon I'll wear it with pride in my avatar.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
you raped your sister?-Sh1fty- wrote:
Yeah whenever they piss me off I rape them harder than that nub on Twilight could rape Bella, then if they don't shut up I throw them out the 6th story window. But yeah the snow cushions their fall so I get to do it repeatedly.baggs wrote:
Yes, you look like a rapist.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I have two younger sisters and that's awesome because they know not to mess with you.
Isn't it great being the oldest?
Eww!Gooners wrote:
you raped your sister?-Sh1fty- wrote:
Yeah whenever they piss me off I rape them harder than that nub on Twilight could rape Bella, then if they don't shut up I throw them out the 6th story window. But yeah the snow cushions their fall so I get to do it repeatedly.baggs wrote:
Yes, you look like a rapist.
Isn't it great being the oldest?
then he complains about being hated, the incestuous freak.Amdi Peter wrote:
Eww!Gooners wrote:
you raped your sister?-Sh1fty- wrote:
Yeah whenever they piss me off I rape them harder than that nub on Twilight could rape Bella, then if they don't shut up I throw them out the 6th story window. But yeah the snow cushions their fall so I get to do it repeatedly.
Isn't it great being the oldest?
Gooners wrote:
then he complains about being hated, the incestuous freak.Amdi Peter wrote:
Eww!Gooners wrote:
you raped your sister?
When you take a joke too far it's no longer funny.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
you took the joke too far my friend.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Gooners wrote:
then he complains about being hated, the incestuous freak.Amdi Peter wrote:
Eww!
When you take a joke too far it's no longer funny.
By rape, he means pwn them in video games. No sex involved.Gooners wrote:
you raped your sister?-Sh1fty- wrote:
Yeah whenever they piss me off I rape them harder than that nub on Twilight could rape Bella, then if they don't shut up I throw them out the 6th story window. But yeah the snow cushions their fall so I get to do it repeatedly.baggs wrote:
Yes, you look like a rapist.
Isn't it great being the oldest?
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
i want to sodomize youWar Man wrote:
By rape, he means pwn them in video games. No sex involved.Gooners wrote:
you raped your sister?-Sh1fty- wrote:
Yeah whenever they piss me off I rape them harder than that nub on Twilight could rape Bella, then if they don't shut up I throw them out the 6th story window. But yeah the snow cushions their fall so I get to do it repeatedly.
Isn't it great being the oldest?
nah i really mean i want to beat you in a video game.
Well.......they don't. What do you want me to say. They cut off my circulation and make me go limp or they break inside her pussy. I use magnums FFS, which is why I'm led to believe that the "magnum" bit of the equation is for length and not girth (girth is my issue, my penis is shaped like a softball).Uzique wrote:
i dunno what's funnier, the concept of cougar having progeny or his statement that condoms don't fit him.
ya, sure. you da man. beating those chicks off you with yo' big dick, swinging past yo' knees, whilst ballin' in your truck. playa!
But hell, we've all heard the Xtendz commericals, girls want girth not length.
Actually no, it was an insult which I turned into a joke. Then some dumb person ruined it.Gooners wrote:
you took the joke too far my friend.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Gooners wrote:
then he complains about being hated, the incestuous freak.
When you take a joke too far it's no longer funny.
In fact, why did you even bring it up? Oh yeah...this is a bash forum.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
is it born yet?
So iconic irony, have you signed up for lamaze class, bought a crib, etc. ? oh and sorry about the thread,
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Then some dumb person ruined it.
Epic battle between Shifty and War man for most hated member. GO-Sh1fty- wrote:
Seriously guys give me a medal, most hated forum member. Cmon I'll wear it with pride in my avatar.
Finray and Oisin are less liked than Melvin. And possibly Mitch.Reddhedd wrote:
Epic battle between Shifty and War man for most hated member. GO-Sh1fty- wrote:
Seriously guys give me a medal, most hated forum member. Cmon I'll wear it with pride in my avatar.
No, no, you crafted babby.Iconic Irony wrote:
I formed babby.
1 Spermium Token + 1 Ovum Token + 1 Scrap Coitus = 1 Babby Token
Yeah, no one really hates Brad, he's just mildly retarded.
27 groups of three of the same baby get you a hat.globefish23 wrote:
No, no, you crafted babby.Iconic Irony wrote:
I formed babby.
1 Spermium Token + 1 Ovum Token + 1 Scrap Coitus = 1 Babby Token
Not yet, just found out about it like a week ago.burnzz wrote:
So iconic irony, have you signed up for lamaze class, bought a crib, etc. ? oh and sorry about the thread,-Sh1fty- wrote:
Then some dumb person ruined it.
iconic irony has a chode
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Lamaze is fucking stupid. "Just breath" -or tell her to over and over again. We went to one and found better thing to do with our time after that. They'll be some rippage, maybe some poop -just make sure to NOT look over for the afterbirth... Some things you can't unsee. During her pregnancy, make sure to bail once a month to keep your sanity (just don't stay out too late). After it's all over she's gonna be a bit depressed (up until the kid's born everyone cares about her & after it's all about the baby). Oh yea -you've been demoted from her #1 to her #2.Iconic Irony wrote:
Not yet, just found out about it like a week ago.burnzz wrote:
So iconic irony, have you signed up for lamaze class, bought a crib, etc. ? oh and sorry about the thread,-Sh1fty- wrote:
Then some dumb person ruined it.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
post sonogram pic or it didn't happen
Great. Sounds like I'm in for 9 months of ghey.DBBrinson1 wrote:
Lamaze is fucking stupid. "Just breath" -or tell her to over and over again. We went to one and found better thing to do with our time after that. They'll be some rippage, maybe some poop -just make sure to NOT look over for the afterbirth... Some things you can't unsee. During her pregnancy, make sure to bail once a month to keep your sanity (just don't stay out too late). After it's all over she's gonna be a bit depressed (up until the kid's born everyone cares about her & after it's all about the baby). Oh yea -you've been demoted from her #1 to her #2.Iconic Irony wrote:
Not yet, just found out about it like a week ago.burnzz wrote:
So iconic irony, have you signed up for lamaze class, bought a crib, etc. ? oh and sorry about the thread,