Have you ever been waiting at a jet or chopper only to have a guy pull up in a jeep and steal it?
We all have friend, but not to worry.
I have discovered a new and exciting way to get people out of jets and choppers.
.50 CALIBER SNIPER RIFLES!!!
Hell yeah boyz, that thing shoots through cockpit windows! Here latley I've been shooting people out of the cockpit regardless of wether they were there first or I was, because after all, I did pay $50 dollars for this game and I don't plan on sitting around on a runway getting bombed when someone else can be instead!
Also, make sure you lay down directly in front of the plane so, in the event you miss, he will run over you and get a "teamkill", which apparently results in him getting kicked sooner or later. But don't worry about getting kicked, we will discuss that later.
Basically this is how it works:
Lay Down.
Zoom In.
Aim at Pilots Face.
Click.
The plane/helicopter is now officially property of YOU my friend!!!
Whats that............you didn't spawn as a sniper? Well, in that case, use your C4 to blow him up or just shoot a AT rocket into the intake. The noobie will get the hint after the 3rd or 4th time. If you are any other kit just grab a FAV or DPV and drive really fast at an angle as to meet him on your side, thus causing him to t-bone you sending your car into a violent death spiral which hopefully will kill the 4 other teammates standing nearby watching in udder horror as a flaming car followed by a bomb ladened jet on the verge of explosion follows closely behind, hurdles towards them at eye blistering speeds. Indeed, not enough time to run away.
"But Cougar, I don't have the .50 Cal unlock, what do I do??" Well......find that sniper on your team that does have it. Try throwing a ammo pack or med pack at his feet and when he looks down at it shank him in the back of the neck and take his rifle, then shoot the pilot out and go about you merry way of spawn camping and or ramming the first thing you see. Thats how I get all my points!!
"Cougar, I followed your steps and I got banned. What do I do now?" HAHA, the only thing left for you to do is crash the server! Download or write your own program for flooding a servers IP with as many packets as possible in a short amount of time as to cause everyone in the servers ping to shoot up to about 500 and then watch them disconnect. Then change your MAC address (depending on the type of ban) and rejoin the server and take the plane or chopper that you paid 50 dollars for.
"Yo Cougar, EA wiped my stats, what now?" Pwnt.
I hope this guide helps you in your quest for jets and helos, it sure as hell did for me!!
We all have friend, but not to worry.
I have discovered a new and exciting way to get people out of jets and choppers.
.50 CALIBER SNIPER RIFLES!!!
Hell yeah boyz, that thing shoots through cockpit windows! Here latley I've been shooting people out of the cockpit regardless of wether they were there first or I was, because after all, I did pay $50 dollars for this game and I don't plan on sitting around on a runway getting bombed when someone else can be instead!
Also, make sure you lay down directly in front of the plane so, in the event you miss, he will run over you and get a "teamkill", which apparently results in him getting kicked sooner or later. But don't worry about getting kicked, we will discuss that later.
Basically this is how it works:
Lay Down.
Zoom In.
Aim at Pilots Face.
Click.
The plane/helicopter is now officially property of YOU my friend!!!
Whats that............you didn't spawn as a sniper? Well, in that case, use your C4 to blow him up or just shoot a AT rocket into the intake. The noobie will get the hint after the 3rd or 4th time. If you are any other kit just grab a FAV or DPV and drive really fast at an angle as to meet him on your side, thus causing him to t-bone you sending your car into a violent death spiral which hopefully will kill the 4 other teammates standing nearby watching in udder horror as a flaming car followed by a bomb ladened jet on the verge of explosion follows closely behind, hurdles towards them at eye blistering speeds. Indeed, not enough time to run away.
"But Cougar, I don't have the .50 Cal unlock, what do I do??" Well......find that sniper on your team that does have it. Try throwing a ammo pack or med pack at his feet and when he looks down at it shank him in the back of the neck and take his rifle, then shoot the pilot out and go about you merry way of spawn camping and or ramming the first thing you see. Thats how I get all my points!!
"Cougar, I followed your steps and I got banned. What do I do now?" HAHA, the only thing left for you to do is crash the server! Download or write your own program for flooding a servers IP with as many packets as possible in a short amount of time as to cause everyone in the servers ping to shoot up to about 500 and then watch them disconnect. Then change your MAC address (depending on the type of ban) and rejoin the server and take the plane or chopper that you paid 50 dollars for.
"Yo Cougar, EA wiped my stats, what now?" Pwnt.
I hope this guide helps you in your quest for jets and helos, it sure as hell did for me!!
Last edited by Cougar (2006-04-17 14:05:38)