See when you over analyse and are deeply critical of posts you take ages to reply and miss out. See now I have to go and you're gonna be bored until I get back. lrnpost faster
Last edited by jord (2009-11-25 08:54:35)
little brotherjord wrote:
Anyway from a completely non bias and impartial view, the British infantry is probably the most competent and able forces in the world. I don't know were you got your incredibly wrong opinion from. No doubt from one of those lefter leaning professors down south. Shame.
Oh and actually I've always spent so little on haircuts, I had one period of just doing it myself and having a shaved head, but that wasn't for me.
I guess it's time to throw something back, but first a question. In that pic a while ago of you and what I can only assume was a small, gullible child you were grooming, who was he in relation to you?
left leaning professors? do you know what the fuck you're talking about? academics are historically liberal in attitude, right in political interests... left? this isn't 1950's colombia university. the british old-boys club works a little differently. hahaha.
and don't try to convince me that all you 'heroes' in the british infantry joined for any other reason than the fact you have fuck all prospects. ive seen a lot of people enlist in the army simply because they have no qualifications, nowhere to live and no prospects of decent career-employment; so they go for the 'all inclusive, catered-for' army lifestyle. arent you one of those? from what i know of you pre-army, you were just a waster not really doing anything with his life other than growing increasingly frustrated. doesn't sound like your sort of people form the most 'competent and able force' in the world... i guess it's the same as america being the most 'advanced' military in the world though, right? what with their masses of enlisted blue-collar nobodies from black ghettos and latino shitholes.
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Lets go take a shower shall we? Or hell, lets go play in the waterfall of perm ban even. Come on, I'll go with you, no bullshit, no homo.Uzique wrote:
ive been perm banned a couple times since then, and temp-bans are like warming golden showers of awesomeness.
If I could smash your face with a brick over the interweb I would do it.Lai wrote:
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/7728/placey.jpgIconic Irony wrote:
You are all a bunch of pussies.
British Army is shit. You are inherently shit for simply being in the British Army. It's like making the argument that you are the coolest retard on the short bus.jord wrote:
blah blah blah British Army is cool blah blah
No, it's a props thing, kind of like when people in the military call each other "Brooklyn" or "Tex". I'm Cougar cause that's what I hang out in a lot of the time (well, a long time ago anyways)..Sup wrote:
A Cougar can be qualified as pussy too no?Iconic Irony wrote:
You are all a bunch of pussies.
hahaha coolest retard on the short bus
'retard' is an apt term for the average applicant that enlists in the british army nowadays.
'retard' is an apt term for the average applicant that enlists in the british army nowadays.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
So, are you just ignoring me now?Uzique wrote:
hahaha coolest retard on the short bus
'retard' is an apt term for the average applicant that enlists in the british army nowadays.
Last edited by Iconic Irony (2009-11-25 09:08:01)
oh wait no, sure we can shower... im down with that.
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Go make a thread. I will follow.Uzique wrote:
oh wait no, sure we can shower... im down with that.
in a statement of ironic irony i am now going to take an actual quick shower
then i shall return
adieu
exit stage left, pursued by a bear.
then i shall return
adieu
exit stage left, pursued by a bear.
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This thread went downhill.
Cougar why don't you go back to posting on trackr or something? I'm sure no one misses you over there.
Cougar why don't you go back to posting on trackr or something? I'm sure no one misses you over there.
Negative.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
This thread went downhill.
Cougar why don't you go back to posting on trackr or something? I'm sure no one misses you over there.
Thread is still awesome like it originally intended to be.
Nah, I think he's hilarious, I would miss him already.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
This thread went downhill.
Cougar why don't you go back to posting on trackr or something? I'm sure no one misses you over there.
As long as everyone realizes this is the internet and none of this should profoundly change your life I don't see the problem. The kids who can't realize this brute fact are more dangerous than the ones having a laugh.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
It's an EE thread, it's not meant to stay perfectly on track. Go moderate D&ST some more or lock the thread because you disagree with it. Either way, once the thread is posted you can't blame the OP when it goes off course you fucking tool, especially when the OP has only posted 4 times on 110 replies.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
This thread went downhill.
Cougar why don't you go back to posting on trackr or something? I'm sure no one misses you over there.
So yeah, it's my fault. So you can go ahead and ban me because everyone disagrees with me (except basically everyone thats posted in this thread spare the D&ST fags) and close my thread because you don't agree with it and can't argue against it outside of a personal attack. Fuckin A+ moderator right here.
free cougar
Enter the golden waterfall that is permanent ban. hahaha, huge balls, I have to respect that.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
golden waterfall
i hope jord gets mortared
i hope jord gets mortared
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Wow, pent up anger much? I can dish it out just as good as I can take it too, cave-dweller. Go back to the pig farm and try your luck at finding another heifer's hoof to put a ring on you jolly-green giant looking gherkin.Iconic Irony wrote:
It's an EE thread, it's not meant to stay perfectly on track. Go moderate D&ST some more or lock the thread because you disagree with it. Either way, once the thread is posted you can't blame the OP when it goes off course you fucking tool, especially when the OP has only posted 4 times on 110 replies.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
This thread went downhill.
Cougar why don't you go back to posting on trackr or something? I'm sure no one misses you over there.
So yeah, it's my fault. So you can go ahead and ban me because everyone disagrees with me (except basically everyone thats posted in this thread spare the D&ST fags) and close my thread because you don't agree with it and can't argue against it outside of a personal attack. Fuckin A+ moderator right here.
LOL this stuff ^^ is too easy. Call me out after I take some unwarranted action against you, not before. I am the people's mod Cougar, I am here for users like yourself; users disgruntled at a forum they haven't been a part of for over a year, left to lurk and ghost with the splinter of hope that when and if they make their glorious return they are exhalted as the second coming of Christ himself.
I'm here for ya buddy. I'll even wash your feet Mary Magdalane-style before you get perm'd again. You might have to punch me in the gut a few times to get the tears flowing and I've long since cut my long hair, but we can find a way to work out the details.
1) replace all instances of "jord" with "Israel"
2) replace all instances of "Uzique" with "Iraq"
3) replace all instances of "doucheball faggot" with "doucheball faggot"
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DAST thread
2) replace all instances of "Uzique" with "Iraq"
3) replace all instances of "doucheball faggot" with "doucheball faggot"
=
DAST thread
D:
I think cougar should revive the "Ask cougar how it really is" thread. Most honest thread in the history of BF2s.
Last edited by seymorebutts443 (2009-11-25 10:43:39)
Nah, I agree with you on the OP. D&ST has seriously gone downhill, especially the last six months or so. Formerly the greatest nuisance would be every thread eventually turning in a Zionists v.s. "Poor Palestinian Kids" flamewar, but nowadays that seems like a luxury. There is absolutely no reason to go there to read the same boring sensationalist newsheadings I've probably already picked up on the way home in hardcopy. I've practically moved to EE full time and only occasionally hit D&ST to troll.Iconic Irony wrote:
So yeah, it's my fault. So you can go ahead and ban me because everyone disagrees with me (except basically everyone thats posted in this thread spare the D&ST fags) and close my thread because you don't agree with it and can't argue against it outside of a personal attack. Fuckin A+ moderator right here.
I'm not angry. How the hell else to expect someone to react when a moderator comes into a thread and says it's turning to shit and it's your fault, even though you haven't even been posting in it, then finishes it off with a personal attack for no apparent reason? I guess I had you mods figured all wrong, you really ARE cool guys who don't afraid of anything because I've been temp banned for all of the following reasons before at least once but apparently moderators such as yourself are not subject to said rules.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Wow, pent up anger much? I can dish it out just as good as I can take it too, cave-dweller. Go back to the pig farm and try your luck at finding another heifer's hoof to put a ring on you jolly-green giant looking gherkin.
1. Respect the site, staff, and members.
2. Refrain from posting messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-orientated, hateful, threatening, or are otherwise of questionable content (if you have to ask, the answer is 'No.')
3. Help maintain a fun and friendly atmosphere by using your best judgment and granting people the benefit of the doubt when taking place in discussions.
15. Never engage in personal attacks. Ever.
I'll call you out now I think, mainly because you remind me of Trig, a fuckwad who has no real business being a mod and uses his status to throw his weight around. I don't have a problem with any of the staff here, fuck I even get along with Bernie FFS and talk to him off site, but you, you've been a jack-ass since before you were a mod and frankly I have no idea how you became one. Wait, yes I do....KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
LOL this stuff ^^ is too easy. Call me out after I take some unwarranted action against you, not before. I am the people's mod Cougar, I am here for users like yourself; users disgruntled at a forum they haven't been a part of for over a year, left to lurk and ghost with the splinter of hope that when and if they make their glorious return they are exhalted as the second coming of Christ himself.
The last half of Step 5 is become mod, shoulda put that in the OP. Also, don't tell me I'm full of shit because you know I'm not and if you need a reality check just have a looky at this fine outstanding moderator. Another, "let me post pictures of myself and agree with cool people until I'm promoted, then turn into the pile of shit I am" mod.OP wrote:
Step 1. Follow steps 1-6 above.
Step 2. Agree with already existing popular people such as ATG, Kmarion, CameronPoe etc.
Step 3. Disagree with lowing, usmarine, or CameronPoe (CP, is kinda like a bi-sexual, he can go either way)(also, lol CP)(also lol bi-sexuals)
Step 4. Receive overNINETHOUSAAAAAAND karma from the same 4 people agreeing with you over the course of several years.
Step 5. Profit!!
To be completely honest with you, all the shit I talked in the OP about mods, was about you specifically. Not ATG, not KMarion, not FM, Liquid, Donny, Downy or even Bernie, nope, just you. Those guys are mostly cool dudes and use their mod status like they are supposed too, which is only when they have too. They are truly level headed and even if they don't agree with you or like you, they still stay mostly professional and cool headed about it. Take KMarion for instance, I'll guarantee you he does not agree with this thread, or condone it, or probably even like it's existance, but unlike you, he came in here, left a witty remark and left. He didn't come in here and for no reason start a fight or talk shit or make a long drawn out flame like you have.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I'm here for ya buddy. I'll even wash your feet Mary Magdalane-style before you get perm'd again. You might have to punch me in the gut a few times to get the tears flowing and I've long since cut my long hair, but we can find a way to work out the details.
Moderator of the people my ass, more like moderator of your gigantic e-penis. if anyone doesn't know what I'm talking about just register a new account and make a thread. Or be someone like me who doesn't give a flying fuck whether you are a mod, whether you like me or whether this account gets banned or whether or not you nosedive off a cliff of your own bullshit. I didn't come here looking for a grand reception, I tried to HIDE who I was, but you and a few other moderators just couldn't handle that and wouldn't leave me alone about it. So now that you know and I make a good thread, you know, one that actually has a hint of originality in it, suddenly you want start with this shit about me wanting parades.
Fuck yourself.
^^ Why Cougar is the man.
But he's not British...Uzique wrote:
hahaha coolest retard on the short bus
'retard' is an apt term for the average applicant that enlists in the british army nowadays.
Aww I feel so special. Thanks xx.
Don't remember saying the thread going downhill was your fault (and by the way, that comment was meant as, "thread does not deliver," not "thread derailed let me bring out my massive wizard staff and strike you all down"). I don't remember ever "using my status to throw my weight around", don't remember being a jackass before and after I was mod...wait, yeah you got me on that one. I don't take things personally, I think this thread is hilarious, I was playing around with you but obviously I didn't convey that enough in my response. Take the stick out of your ass, this site is fun for me. Don't take me serious and you'll probably like me more.
Or you can continue to have a chip on your shoulder. I don't really care, but rest assured I don't hate you and am truly hurt that you made this OP specifically for me. I will spend the rest of the morning crying into my tempurpedic back-pillow at my desk.
I guess that old English bastard was right: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".
Don't remember saying the thread going downhill was your fault (and by the way, that comment was meant as, "thread does not deliver," not "thread derailed let me bring out my massive wizard staff and strike you all down"). I don't remember ever "using my status to throw my weight around", don't remember being a jackass before and after I was mod...wait, yeah you got me on that one. I don't take things personally, I think this thread is hilarious, I was playing around with you but obviously I didn't convey that enough in my response. Take the stick out of your ass, this site is fun for me. Don't take me serious and you'll probably like me more.
Or you can continue to have a chip on your shoulder. I don't really care, but rest assured I don't hate you and am truly hurt that you made this OP specifically for me. I will spend the rest of the morning crying into my tempurpedic back-pillow at my desk.
I guess that old English bastard was right: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".
