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zactly the song that went thru my mind


no menzo. i clicked - read a bit.. disagreed... and decided the best thing about the link was the art.  https://www.madatoms.com/uploads/content/images/backgrounds/large/article_LittleGirls.jpg
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|4819|Bolingbrook, Illinois
This one kid stole Cesium from the chemistry lab, and threw it into the toilet.  The thing exploded and his legs were shredded with pieces of toilet, and he just laid there until someone found him. 
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|5466|Carnoustie MASSIF

HaiBai wrote:

This one kid stole Cesium from the chemistry lab, and threw it into the toilet.  The thing exploded and his legs were shredded with pieces of toilet, and he just laid there until someone found him. 
Hahahahaha oh man, you're kidding?! That stuff is volatile as fuck!
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|5680|Twyford, UK
How could he have stolen it? The stuff's volatile enough to react with humid air, or skin. And most school labs don't even HAVE it, it's so expensive.
I call shenanigans.
Runs_with_sciss0rs
Well butter my buscuit
+121|5527|14072

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

never had those problems in school. damn it feels good to be a girl.
screw that! You girls are the worst! Some of the things I've seen... ugh worse than BME Pain Olympics.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,410|6077|FUCK UBISOFT

wow, that song is awful censored.
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|4819|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Skorpy-chan wrote:

How could he have stolen it? The stuff's volatile enough to react with humid air, or skin. And most school labs don't even HAVE it, it's so expensive.
I call shenanigans.
It's not like it would be hard to steal.  Walk into chemistry lab.  Find Cesium.  Take.  It was in a closed beaker or something, not an open box.  Also, my school is in the top 3% nationally, and I live in a upper-middle class suburb.  Our district doesn't let any schools have it anymore.
Brasso
member
+1,549|5966

Skorpy-chan wrote:

How could he have stolen it? The stuff's volatile enough to react with humid air, or skin. And most school labs don't even HAVE it, it's so expensive.
I call shenanigans.
same.  and Cs doesn't really...blow up.  it's more of a pop.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
1stSFOD-Delta
Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales
+376|5313|Blue Mountain State
walked in on two dudes taking a shit in the urinals. twas awkward and hilarious at the same time. even a few times where somebody shit on the floor. right in the middle of the bathroom. crazy kids these days
https://www.itwirx.com/other/hksignature.jpg

Baba Booey
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|5990

In one of the bathrooms there are stickers that say "Maintained by UCLA Facilities" above the urinals. And people have wrote shit on there like, "Facilities sucks" "Why?" "Use the no-flush toilets instead of the low-flush toilets, it's all-or-nothing, UCLA".

For the past 9 weeks of visiting that bathroom after class, I've been so tempted to write "Facilities was my favorite level on 007: The Goldeneye" but have never gotten an opportunity (i.e. privacy) to do it yet
Runs_with_sciss0rs
Well butter my buscuit
+121|5527|14072
Last time I pooped in a public restroom, no lie, somebody scribbled on the wall "Masturbating while pooping feels so good"

Haven't pooped in one since.
1stSFOD-Delta
Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales
+376|5313|Blue Mountain State
beat yo meat on da toilet seat
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Baba Booey
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|5990

1stSFOD-Delta wrote:

beat yo meat on da toilet seat
I just imagined slamming my outrageously long cock on the toilet seat over and over again. I should go film it and make it into a .gif and post it here because it really is that hilarious.
1stSFOD-Delta
Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales
+376|5313|Blue Mountain State
https://images.hollywood.com/cms/300x375/5241015.jpg
https://www.itwirx.com/other/hksignature.jpg

Baba Booey
Wreckognize
Member
+294|5820
Since writing on toilet stall walls is done neither for critical acclaim nor financial rewards, it is the purest form of art. Discuss.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+787|6020|United States of America

Wreckognize wrote:

Since writing on toilet stall walls is done neither for critical acclaim nor financial rewards, it is the purest form of art. Discuss.
I have a picture on my cell phone of wall-writing telling me that the cake is a lie.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|5833

DesertFox- wrote:

I have a picture on my cell phone of wall-writing telling me that the cake is a lie.
written in shit. shitty writing, imho . . .
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|4878|Toronto
I always leave my mark in public restrooms...but not like an asshole- I just write a joke on the wall. I've been using the same one since I was around 15. I don't even remember where I first read it:

Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to shit, but only farted
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5037|College Park, MD
The whole "don't shit at school" thing goes to hell when you live at school.

I just went to the bathroom to take a shit. One toilet still had shit and piss in it, the other was kinda grungy looking so I just took a piss. I'll wait till it's more pressing and then end up going to the student center and using the bathrooms there.
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
Blade4509
Wrench turnin' fool
+202|4844|America

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

The whole "don't shit at school" thing goes to hell when you live at school.

I just went to the bathroom to take a shit. One toilet still had shit and piss in it, the other was kinda grungy looking so I just took a piss. I'll wait till it's more pressing and then end up going to the student center and using the bathrooms there.
In situations like that you quickly learn the locations of the cleanest toilets in the school, and hope no one else does.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,778|5441|eXtreme to the maX

JakAttak wrote:

Na it wasn't, every boy in the school got held back until someone admitted it. The thing is. About 5 people admitted to it.
Holy Jebus

Its not much better at some of the workplaces I've been to.
In the UK there was someone who used to just avoid the bowl entirely and dump on the floor.
This was in a hi-tech telecoms co of 50 people. We reckoned it must have been one of the Indian tech support guys.

In Aus due to the number of asians we had signs like these in the cubicles.
https://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj256/Dilbert_X/toilet-sign.jpg

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2009-11-19 22:48:42)

Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
ok  spotted in a ladies bano ..austin tx
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Jean_Peste_tu?
Yes I Do
+44|5955|Auteuil, Laval
Damn, she took her tampon and sharpened it to write or what?

I always put a ton of toilet paper on the seat before to take a dump then I can relax doing it.
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|6057|Sydney, Australia
I see those at uni Like half of UNSW is asian, so go figure
Benzin
Member
+576|5334
What's sad is that it still happens when you get into university ... at least, that's how it is here at the Technical Univ in Vienna and also at the Business Univ (though there it's typically a bit cleaner).

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