strangelove
HOBO SPIRIT
+77|6591|the side hatch
so this is "What Would He Say"
a little game i invented, specifically to lampoon some of our members here...

very simple game, just add what you think a specific member of these forums would say...

lets start with the old joke
"why did the chicken cross the road?"

Nyte: "that chicken is running from my accuracy"

Agememnon: "I had sex with that chicken and it wants to avoid being added to my sig"

Chuy: "I made a site that shows the chicken's progress while crossing the street"

Fancy Pollux: "Fuck that chicken"

Moobnurderer: "HAHA, That chicken was on my team and I killed him soooo many times"

Tyferra: "That chicken changed what i said!"

SinnFein: "That chicken didn't cross OUR road"

Citizen One: "LOL! Here's how to replace the chicken with a turkey..."

polarbearz: "how come no one asks why I crossed the road?"

the_heart_attack: "wrong poultry, wrong street"

thats enough to get us started, continue with this one or make something new to respond to...
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6687
i would say:

the chicken didnt cross the road... coz i used my ninja skillz to kill it
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6745|Noizyland

I wouldn't have said that about a chicken - only TeamGOD. And they're not chickens, they're smethig else.
You insult chickens!

I'm still not sure what I'm meant to do. I just looked into it 'cause it mentioned me, and eveyone likes having me mentioned.
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chrnoicle
Member
+23|6576|Canada
Triggerhappy Would Say

About A 3-day Ban For Crossing The Road
[M]Chicken
Member
+1|6655|Texas
I resemble that remark!!

It crossed the road because teamgod jacked with one of its admins lol
THA
im a fucking .....well not now
+609|6741|AUS, Canberra
horseman would say

" do you think 911 would have happened if the chicken didnt cross? "

mikeshw

" hey chicken how old are you and what are you wearing? "

tsintzu

" is it a chicken or a read herring " ( not many people will understand that one)
chrnoicle
Member
+23|6576|Canada
Xconrob Would Say

Os Thwhy Did Ythe Schckeenmn Crsoos The Eroead?

ROFLLLLLLLLLL

Last edited by chrnoicle (2006-04-16 18:22:39)

A.Frade
Banned
+4|6660
I would say !  Oorgle Oorgle! Wet Dog
TriggerHappy998
just nothing
+387|6818|-
Hmm... well this is interesting...
Souljah
Member
+42|6638
someone would say

"if that chicken wouldve used the search button he wouldnt need to cross the road. dam noob!"
CoconutBlitz
I've had the diarrheas since Easters
+145|6560|California U.S.A
"why did the chicken cross the road?"

Because it was a alcoholic and someone said,

"There's a VODNICK on the other side of the street."

And the chicken thought they said vodka....

and while on that side of said street the chicken, a Nun carrying a 2 foot long salami, and a monkey try to walk into a bar. But the server lag was so bad they walked off the side of a cliff. And respawned back at the uncappable chicken farm.

Last edited by Seal 3 (2006-04-16 23:01:41)

Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6745|Noizyland

Blazin.UK would have said:
"What street? The one near the hotel in Karkand? Did he need a medpack?"

This will be the first and only one I do. I agree with Trigger's less-than-enthusiastic comment.
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Home
Section.80
+447|6818|Seattle, Washington, USA

CMDR_Dave: That chicken needs more cowbell.
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6691|California

afro wouls say

"it better post in the right fucking section"
chrnoicle
Member
+23|6576|Canada
Darth_Fleder  would say the chicken is a karma troll

keep this going u fagets
[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra
Alright, you're good to go!
+124|6699|Honolulu, HI
Marconius: "The chicken was running to the left side of the road to get away from the crazy right-wing chickens on the other side."

{TA}Firestorm: "EA Farms Inc. was threatening to execute the chicken, because it supposedly used steroids to become the #2 most egg-laying chicken in the world."

johnnykill: "The chicken was afraid of my l33t drawing skills."

[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra: "Would you like to know the average (chicken) breast size? Or the average cock (rooster) size?"
CMDR_Dave
Redneck
+66|6812|Missoula, MT

Homeschtar wrote:

CMDR_Dave: That chicken needs more cowbell.
Nice one.  Thanks! 
HeavyMetalDave
Metal Godz
+107|6628|California
OMG WTF  That guy hacked his chicken into a TURKEY
Ronball9
Sleep Deprived
+8|6818
nitro92: I killed the chicken as he crossed the road, here is a screenshot:

https://img77.imageshack.us/img77/6194/nitro925tu.th.jpg

VeNg3nCe^: I noticed the chicken crossed the road to the winning team, so I joined him to pad myself towards the War College Ribbon.
Souljah
Member
+42|6638

Ronball9 wrote:

nitro92: I killed the chicken as he crossed the road, here is a screenshot:

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/6194/nitro925tu.th.jpg

VeNg3nCe^: I noticed the chicken crossed the road to the winning team, so I joined him to pad myself towards the War College Ribbon.
lmao +1 for you
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|6781|NÃ¥rvei

Enemy chicken spotted
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6745|Noizyland

If this thread is to contunue, I suggest a new 'quote'. How about:
"Only the Good die Young."
What would we say to that?
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