I make him do somersaults yeah
I hate Earnshaw, the little cunt scored against Scotland some years ago.The Sheriff wrote:
I make him do somersaults yeah
Ah fair enough. Get a job as a bouncer or something.CammRobb wrote:
Yeah man, don't leave for basic training for 5 monthsFlecco wrote:
I thought you joined the Navy or someshit?CammRobb wrote:
S'all good brah, just been to the job centre to sign on and look for some jobs, got the train the 8 miles back to my town for nout, score.
Thinking of going out on the piss the night.
y/n?
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Need a license, cba'd getting one, + I would have to work in the town about 15 miles from me, and I don't drive.Flecco wrote:
Ah fair enough. Get a job as a bouncer or something.CammRobb wrote:
Yeah man, don't leave for basic training for 5 monthsFlecco wrote:
I thought you joined the Navy or someshit?
Yeah, 4 times. Watch ya fucking lip on who ya dissing arite. Ur coming to our new stadium in Nov 4 a friendly. im trying to eat my fucking chips hereCammRobb wrote:
I hate Earnshaw, the little cunt scored against Scotland some years ago.The Sheriff wrote:
I make him do somersaults yeah
The bandito is only to keep me warm1927 wrote:
I dont like that kind of 'Angry Heavy Metal' music where the pierced bearded fat front man gets nasty but fair play its alright is that, took me back to my younger days. Your not into that kind of stuff though are you? Whats the Mrs say about it?Adams_BJ wrote:
http://www.planet-sports.com/images/pro … inesol.jpg1927 wrote:
Is he sat there now all 'Bandito'd' up?
damn straight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0
Anyone else ever heard of this band?
I am genuinely intimidated by that Bandito thingy, I would cross the road if we was out and I aint a pussy or nuffin. Id expect you to skateboard right up to me, hop off and grab it in ya hand all in one movement and demand my trainers, or cap, or phone or something (lil tip for you - dont take my wallett, its empty).
And depends on my mood what music Ilisten to, it can range from guns n roses to korn on some days
I can't make that fucking game, I'm away on a 4 day course for the Navy1927 wrote:
Yeah, 4 times. Watch ya fucking lip on who ya dissing arite. Ur coming to our new stadium in Nov 4 a friendly. im trying to eat my fucking chips hereCammRobb wrote:
I hate Earnshaw, the little cunt scored against Scotland some years ago.The Sheriff wrote:
I make him do somersaults yeah
Licence for security or drivers licence?CammRobb wrote:
Need a license, cba'd getting one, + I would have to work in the town about 15 miles from me, and I don't drive.Flecco wrote:
Ah fair enough. Get a job as a bouncer or something.CammRobb wrote:
Yeah man, don't leave for basic training for 5 months
Don't drive?
Here you need to do a course for 3 different certificates, then get a security licence. Takes like a week + a fed crim history check and all up costs like 1.5k dorras or so.
15 miles? I was driving 35km to work every morning in July and August. The UK is weird.
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Flecco wrote:
The UK is weird.
bouncers were getting a bit rough and kicking the shit out of punters. They tightened it all up, so you've got to be licensed and wear a sort of ID thing on your arm .
They are even proposing to give them certain powers like on the spot fines too, last time i heard.
They are even proposing to give them certain powers like on the spot fines too, last time i heard.
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Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Flecco wrote:
The UK is weird.
Where is your 4 day mate?CammRobb wrote:
I can't make that fucking game, I'm away on a 4 day course for the Navy1927 wrote:
Yeah, 4 times. Watch ya fucking lip on who ya dissing arite. Ur coming to our new stadium in Nov 4 a friendly. im trying to eat my fucking chips hereCammRobb wrote:
I hate Earnshaw, the little cunt scored against Scotland some years ago.
Is it collingwood? Or somewhere nearer you?
That happened here ages ago. The tightening up I mean.m3thod wrote:
bouncers were getting a bit rough and kicking the shit out of punters. They tightened it all up, so you've got to be licensed and wear a sort of ID thing on your arm .
They are even proposing to give them certain powers like on the spot fines too, last time i heard.
The whole security industry here is trying to shift the image from big blokes in tight black shirts to uniformed, accountable and taking the 'hands-off' approach.
As far as special powers, the only one I'm aware of for security guards in certain places beyond the usual is that Maritime Security Guards here in Australia have the power of arrest if somebody is acting suspicious in the security zone or is within the secured area while an alert is on.
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Rosyth, on the Forth River.JakAttaK wrote:
Where is your 4 day mate?CammRobb wrote:
I can't make that fucking game, I'm away on a 4 day course for the Navy1927 wrote:
Yeah, 4 times. Watch ya fucking lip on who ya dissing arite. Ur coming to our new stadium in Nov 4 a friendly. im trying to eat my fucking chips here
Is it collingwood? Or somewhere nearer you?
And @Flecco, I don't drive, therefore I can't work on clubs and pubs 'cause the buses stop before the clubs come out.
now
is the Summer of our sweet content.
Ahh fair enough. Figured it wouldn't be collingwood because thats all the way down here. But I know a guy in yorkshire who has to come here for his 4 day.CammRobb wrote:
Rosyth, on the Forth River.JakAttaK wrote:
Where is your 4 day mate?CammRobb wrote:
I can't make that fucking game, I'm away on a 4 day course for the Navy
Is it collingwood? Or somewhere nearer you?
And @Flecco, I don't drive, therefore I can't work on clubs and pubs 'cause the buses stop before the clubs come out.
Like fuck it is, your upside down or something and eat ya christmas dinner off a fucking BBQ on the frigging beach. I mean wtf's all that about. Our summer is your winter, our night is you day, bloody mental I tell ya's. My fucking chips were lush.Adams_BJ wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Flecco wrote:
The UK is weird.
Yeah but...CammRobb wrote:
Rosyth, on the Forth River.JakAttaK wrote:
Where is your 4 day mate?CammRobb wrote:
I can't make that fucking game, I'm away on a 4 day course for the Navy
Is it collingwood? Or somewhere nearer you?
And @Flecco, I don't drive, therefore I can't work on clubs and pubs 'cause the buses stop before the clubs come out.
Aren't you like the same age as me?
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Send me some1927 wrote:
Like fuck it is, your upside down or something and eat ya christmas dinner off a fucking BBQ on the frigging beach. I mean wtf's all that about. Our summer is your winter, our night is you day, bloody mental I tell ya's. My fucking chips were lush.Adams_BJ wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
19, yeah I can't drive, no biggie. I don't live in Oz therefore I don't need to drive 400 miles for a pint of milkFlecco wrote:
Yeah but...CammRobb wrote:
Rosyth, on the Forth River.JakAttaK wrote:
Where is your 4 day mate?
Is it collingwood? Or somewhere nearer you?
And @Flecco, I don't drive, therefore I can't work on clubs and pubs 'cause the buses stop before the clubs come out.
Aren't you like the same age as me?
Well today BJ my opinion of you has been like a camels back, up and down, up and down etc. But your back up on the top, Guns and Roses was what I was brought up on and Im a fine fellow so you will turn out just like me, safe as fucking fuck man. I can see how ya Bandito will keep you warm, or atleast ya gob, nuffin worse than having holes in ya teeth and getting the cold wind in it eh? Or when ya in the summer/our winter and what not, and you get flies in it cos ya doing ya extreme sports down a fucking mountain. Whats worse, Pubes or Flies? Pubes I reckon, at least Flies have some nutrition content.Adams_BJ wrote:
The bandito is only to keep me warm1927 wrote:
I dont like that kind of 'Angry Heavy Metal' music where the pierced bearded fat front man gets nasty but fair play its alright is that, took me back to my younger days. Your not into that kind of stuff though are you? Whats the Mrs say about it?Adams_BJ wrote:
http://www.planet-sports.com/images/pro … inesol.jpg
damn straight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0
Anyone else ever heard of this band?
I am genuinely intimidated by that Bandito thingy, I would cross the road if we was out and I aint a pussy or nuffin. Id expect you to skateboard right up to me, hop off and grab it in ya hand all in one movement and demand my trainers, or cap, or phone or something (lil tip for you - dont take my wallett, its empty).
And depends on my mood what music Ilisten to, it can range from guns n roses to korn on some days
Do you have chip shops? Im not talking Crisps like our American cousins do, their a weird bunch unall.Adams_BJ wrote:
Send me some1927 wrote:
Like fuck it is, your upside down or something and eat ya christmas dinner off a fucking BBQ on the frigging beach. I mean wtf's all that about. Our summer is your winter, our night is you day, bloody mental I tell ya's. My fucking chips were lush.Adams_BJ wrote:
Flies bugger off with some persuasion, pubes just go further down ya gob.
Ofcourse we do, but being upside down'n'all they're all closed1927 wrote:
Do you have chip shops? Im not talking Crisps like our American cousins do, their a weird bunch unall.Adams_BJ wrote:
Send me some1927 wrote:
Like fuck it is, your upside down or something and eat ya christmas dinner off a fucking BBQ on the frigging beach. I mean wtf's all that about. Our summer is your winter, our night is you day, bloody mental I tell ya's. My fucking chips were lush.