quiteAussieReaper wrote:
Threads gone to shit.
also, congrats at 1000 karma cowami!
and thanks
and thanks
there was a village in India, that was going to get running water. the villagers were mostly Hindu, and believed in karma.
There was one enterprising villager that decided to get a jump on the blessings he would one day receive. His neighbor,
noticing the stench emanating from the area, approached the precocious neighbor and inquired "Oh worthy Macbeth, we
as neighbors wished to know what endeavor has brought, ah, the smells we percieve on the breezes-" "Oh that, that is
simply my plan to accrue karma. Know that an invention is coming, named a 'flush toilet?'"
"Oh yes worthy one, we deemed it but a story."
"But it's true, and my cousin has agreed to install said device."
"The smells, worthy neighbor?"
"I want the MGods to know, that three weeks past, i collected shit for sacrifice!"
There was one enterprising villager that decided to get a jump on the blessings he would one day receive. His neighbor,
noticing the stench emanating from the area, approached the precocious neighbor and inquired "Oh worthy Macbeth, we
as neighbors wished to know what endeavor has brought, ah, the smells we percieve on the breezes-" "Oh that, that is
simply my plan to accrue karma. Know that an invention is coming, named a 'flush toilet?'"
"Oh yes worthy one, we deemed it but a story."
"But it's true, and my cousin has agreed to install said device."
"The smells, worthy neighbor?"
"I want the MGods to know, that three weeks past, i collected shit for sacrifice!"
I lived in an apartment for awhile that was a mile or so away from a waste treatment plant to the right of my porch where i would sit out and have some beers... and i had a donut shop about a half mile the other direction... on windy days.... it either smellled like shit... or donuts...lol
Love is the answer
Think its the next module in my Water Resources Management courseATG wrote:
I tip my hat to the science and hard work that goes into making our cities seems clean and not poopy smelling. To all those in the shit industry, I salute you.
Fuck Israel
There are people in India who whilst strolling to work will just squat down and shit on the roadside, cars, buses, cows with big horns all walking past and there is Mr Ravi Patel, curling one out whilst reading 'The Indian Times' or something. Fucking nuts aint it eh?
My fav poo is the 'Big One' - Very nice satisfying feeling for an hour or two afterwards, quite often it leaves no skidders on ya ass, and offers a pleasent splashback due to size, ya bum gets wet but so what, its the sence of achievement that counts.
My least fav is the 'Phantom Poo' - A bit like the big one, you loo kdown to admire the job completed, there is a slight skidder on the pan but hold on, its not there? WTF since when did poo's learn to take themselves down the beach? They need flushing but this cunt cant wait, oh no, he thinks he's special and has gone on his own accord. Wanker.
Lets pause a moment and spare a thought for 'Billy No Mates'. he dosent want to go to the beach, he's scared, I dunno why, dont fucking ask me, tut. But you flush and flush and flush. To save the enviroment, and to stop you spending 15 mins longer in the shitta, let me give you some advice. Drop some bog paper on the fukcer and then flush him away. That helps aswell for when you dont want the 'guddumppffffh - Splosh' sound aswell.
My fav poo is the 'Big One' - Very nice satisfying feeling for an hour or two afterwards, quite often it leaves no skidders on ya ass, and offers a pleasent splashback due to size, ya bum gets wet but so what, its the sence of achievement that counts.
My least fav is the 'Phantom Poo' - A bit like the big one, you loo kdown to admire the job completed, there is a slight skidder on the pan but hold on, its not there? WTF since when did poo's learn to take themselves down the beach? They need flushing but this cunt cant wait, oh no, he thinks he's special and has gone on his own accord. Wanker.
Lets pause a moment and spare a thought for 'Billy No Mates'. he dosent want to go to the beach, he's scared, I dunno why, dont fucking ask me, tut. But you flush and flush and flush. To save the enviroment, and to stop you spending 15 mins longer in the shitta, let me give you some advice. Drop some bog paper on the fukcer and then flush him away. That helps aswell for when you dont want the 'guddumppffffh - Splosh' sound aswell.
What the fuck was up with that dude rubbing himself in shit?
ghettoperson wrote:
What the fuck was up with that dude rubbing himself in shit?
They should watch out for crocodiles
been covered in human shit a few times. Not pleasant.
into cleveland steamers eh Jah?
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Sorry to readdress this, I know this thread stinks and all, but I am sitting traffic thinking about this.
41.2 years X 365 days X an average sized bowel movement of .35 pounds @ 1.3 times per day equals 19549.4 sitting sessions and an estimated 6842.29 pounds of fecal matter.
That's an impressive contribution considering those are conservative estimates.
Interesting. I'd be curious to hear your numbers.
41.2 years X 365 days X an average sized bowel movement of .35 pounds @ 1.3 times per day equals 19549.4 sitting sessions and an estimated 6842.29 pounds of fecal matter.
That's an impressive contribution considering those are conservative estimates.
Interesting. I'd be curious to hear your numbers.
I just got done taking a dump and I see this shitty thread.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
I think you forgot to flush the toilet paper
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i knew Republicans were full of shit.ATG wrote:
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