Top 100 IRC/Xfire quotes

2009-08-12 18:26:02

#1226

Narupug: Fodder Mostly; +150|5893|Vacationland

<USMarine> if someone +v's me, how do I talk?
<USMarine> i have the mic plugged in obviously
<USMarine> do i have to push a button or something

2009-08-12 20:33:21

#1227

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6765

NooBesT: WHO DID YOU GIVE THAT KARMA TO YOU FUCKING WHORE?
Doctor Strangelove: wat
Doctor Strangelove: my most recent karma?
Doctor Strangelove: lowing
Doctor Strangelove: wh?
Doctor Strangelove: y
NooBesT: OMFG YOU GAVE OUT MORE KARMA
Doctor Strangelove: HOW CAN YOU TRACK THIS!!!
NooBesT: who did you give it to
Doctor Strangelove: secretz
NooBesT: OMFG YOU WHORE
NooBesT: AND AGAIN
NooBesT: STOP DOING IT
NooBesT: YOU SLUT
NooBesT: OH MAN
NooBesT: DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE
Doctor Strangelove: IT'S MY KARMA
Doctor Strangelove: I CAN DO WHATEVA I WANT WITH IT
Doctor Strangelove: UR NOT THE BAUSS OF ME!
NooBesT: THAT'S LIKE SAYING YOUR PENIS IS MINE, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT
NooBesT: OMFG STOP WHORING YOURSELF LIKE THAT
NooBesT: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF
NooBesT: 3 karmas in under a minute

2009-08-12 20:34:29

#1228

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6804

Narupug wrote:
<USMarine> if someone +v's me, how do I talk?
<USMarine> i have the mic plugged in obviously
<USMarine> do i have to push a button or something

hahahaha <3

2009-08-13 05:14:57

#1229

Narupug: Fodder Mostly; +150|5893|Vacationland

CanadianLoser wrote:
Narupug wrote:
<USMarine> if someone +v's me, how do I talk?
<USMarine> i have the mic plugged in obviously
<USMarine> do i have to push a button or something
hahahaha <3

not our USM sadly

2009-08-13 21:16:12

#1230

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6804

Narupug wrote:
CanadianLoser wrote:
Narupug wrote:
<USMarine> if someone +v's me, how do I talk?
<USMarine> i have the mic plugged in obviously
<USMarine> do i have to push a button or something
hahahaha <3
not our USM sadly

2009-08-16 07:26:53

#1231

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6427|Carnoustie MASSIF

CanadianLoser wrote:
Narupug wrote:
CanadianLoser wrote:

hahahaha <3
not our USM sadly

2009-08-16 08:25:40

#1232

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6929

[11:23] Gooners: Camray
[11:23] dYn.\ Finray: Finray
[11:23] Gooners: Camray
[11:24] dYn.\ Finray: Nope it's Finray
[11:24] Gooners: Camray
[11:24] dYn.\ Finray: Noooooooooooo
[11:24] dYn.\ Finray: Finray
[11:24] Gooners: Camray
[11:24] dYn.\ Finray: lol wtf
[11:24] Gooners: Camray
[11:24] dYn.\ Finray: Yes?
[11:24] Gooners: Camray
[11:24] Gooners: Have i got my point across?
[11:25] dYn.\ Finray: nope

2009-08-16 09:45:46

#1233

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6427|Carnoustie MASSIF

Gooners wrote:
[11:23] Gooners: Camray
[11:23] dYn.\ Finray: Finray
[11:23] Gooners: Camray
[11:24] dYn.\ Finray: Nope it's Finray
[11:24] Gooners: Camray
[11:24] dYn.\ Finray: Noooooooooooo
[11:24] dYn.\ Finray: Finray
[11:24] Gooners: Camray
[11:24] dYn.\ Finray: lol wtf
[11:24] Gooners: Camray
[11:24] dYn.\ Finray: Yes?
[11:24] Gooners: Camray
[11:24] Gooners: Have i got my point across?
[11:25] dYn.\ Finray: nope

twat

2009-08-16 09:46:37

#1234

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6929

2009-08-16 17:20:51

#1235

Narupug: Fodder Mostly; +150|5893|Vacationland

<jsnipy> have you ever been on irc?
<jsnipy> ever?
<narupug> Why can't they get the 10MB service instead of the 5
<jsnipy> i was thinking about trying it
<narupug> I have been on a lot
<narupug> >_>
<jsnipy> i want to try it
<jsnipy> how do i get on
<jsnipy> help me pug
<narupug> you are on >_>

2009-09-08 13:41:34

#1236

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6765

4:35 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: hey I got some beef jerky
4:36 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: want some?
4:36 PM - Miggle: sure
4:36 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: Okay
4:36 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: hey uhh
4:36 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: what's the port that lets you send food over the internet?
4:36 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: can I put it in a USB?
4:37 PM - Miggle: I think it's firewire
4:37 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: fuck
4:37 PM - Miggle: 1394 or something
4:37 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: I'll need my roomate's Mac then
4:37 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: guess I'm gonna have to wait til he gets back
4:37 PM - Miggle: damnit
4:37 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: I tried putting it into a SETA
4:38 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: but it's not detecting anything
4:38 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: I'll look on the bag see if it says if I gotta download some drivers
4:38 PM - Miggle: good plan
4:38 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: http://jacklinks.com/downloads/drivers
4:39 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: oh shoot
4:39 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: they're Vista only
4:39 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]:
4:39 PM - Miggle: fuck
4:39 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: I could pull out my laptop
4:39 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: it's got Vista
4:39 PM - Miggle: do it
4:40 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: but it doesn't have a port the Jerky and interface with
4:40 PM - -FAP- Doctor Strangelove [nub]: sorry
4:40 PM - Miggle: damnit

2009-09-08 20:07:47

#1237

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6608

[22:39] ebug122: so I hear you want to bonk your step cousin
[22:39] Stimey: yep
[22:40] Stimey: shes hot
[22:40] Stimey: shes cool
[22:40] Stimey: we have similar intrests
[22:40] Stimey: i have a willy
[22:40] Stimey: she has a hole

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2009-09-09 04:19:32

#1238

Stimey: +786|6416|Ontario | Canada

:p

2009-09-09 04:27:27

#1239

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6929

lmao

2009-09-12 14:57:40

#1240

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6085|Catherine Black

[BF2s] Ioan92: the this that looks like the part that open the path for spent cases to fly is the heat vent

what is this i don't even

2009-09-22 19:56:24

#1241

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7003|67.222.138.85

[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: n***********s
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: like
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: basically
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: eat
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: shit
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: AIRITE
LLOL
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: Man
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: I onwt that hsit
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: u see dat
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: like
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: basically
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: eat
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: shit
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: AMIRITE
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: im proatthat
[21:55] >rush.Irishpride: wtf

2009-09-22 19:58:09

#1242

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6865|Mountains of NC

oh lawls

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2009-09-22 20:00:16

#1243

edlT: 2+2=Vagina; +46|5695|USA

What the fuck.

2009-10-04 12:41:38

#1244

Kez: Member; +778|5999|London, UK

when the hell was this stickied again

or was it unstickied in the first place

i dont know

2009-10-04 14:11:16

#1245

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6698|dm_maidenhead

Okay, this is an argument I had with someone on facebook after he put "Your my Wonderwall" as his status.
If this doesn't sound like it will interest you don't read it. But I am right aren't I?

Me:*You're

Him: Sorry Peter, but this phrase refers to a group of people thus the correct grammar is "Your".

Me:No, "you are" is being shortened. So the correct term is "you're"
http://www.dictionary.co.uk/browse.aspx?word=your

Him: yes peter
read number 1
thank you for providing evidence to support 'your'

Me: you know what possessive means right?

Him: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/your
read number 3
yes
its your as it is possessive with the use of my following your

Me: okay, when i first wrote the comment i was just doing it jokingly
but why won't you admit you are wrong
3. refers to something completely different

Him: i'v proven my point maybe you could show me how You're is correct

I took a while typing my response so he confidently put:

Him: exactly

Me: You are still wrong. Read the example and how it is used. There is always a noun following from "your"
Here is the golden rule. If it can be replaced by "you are", then you're is what needs to be used. "you" can be singular or plural so it doesn't matter if it is a group or not.
You're my Wonderwall
You are my Wonderwall
Exactly.

Him: i really dont care
i'm confident with my A in English literature that i don't need any correction from you

Me: well an A in english literature isn't an A in english language is it?

Him: not its the more respected of the english alevels

Me: but english language is the one which studies this type of thing

Him: of course it is , night peter

2009-10-04 17:31:16

#1246

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6622|England

Peter wrote:
Okay, this is an argument I had with someone on facebook after he put "Your my Wonderwall" as his status.
If this doesn't sound like it will interest you don't read it. But I am right aren't I?
Me:*You're

Him: Sorry Peter, but this phrase refers to a group of people thus the correct grammar is "Your".

Me:No, "you are" is being shortened. So the correct term is "you're"
http://www.dictionary.co.uk/browse.aspx?word=your

Him: yes peter
read number 1
thank you for providing evidence to support 'your'

Me: you know what possessive means right?

Him: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/your
read number 3
yes
its your as it is possessive with the use of my following your

Me: okay, when i first wrote the comment i was just doing it jokingly
but why won't you admit you are wrong
3. refers to something completely different

Him: i'v proven my point maybe you could show me how You're is correct

I took a while typing my response so he confidently put:

Him: exactly

Me: You are still wrong. Read the example and how it is used. There is always a noun following from "your"
Here is the golden rule. If it can be replaced by "you are", then you're is what needs to be used. "you" can be singular or plural so it doesn't matter if it is a group or not.
You're my Wonderwall
You are my Wonderwall
Exactly.

Him: i really dont care
i'm confident with my A in English literature that i don't need any correction from you

Me: well an A in english literature isn't an A in english language is it?

Him: not its the more respected of the english alevels

Me: but english language is the one which studies this type of thing

Him: of course it is , night peter

Lol, the guy sounds like a dick.