Mekstizzle wrote:
Ty wrote:
Ahh, New Zealand. Free from all the immigrant fear bullshit because no-one in their right mind would ever want to live here.
Except the Maori and a few Euro convicts who were so bad they had to be sent to an even more remote and
hostile place than Australia
Didn't work that way. By the time New Zealand was actually marked for settlement Australia was no longer a prison colony. Before then it was officially reckognised as being an independant nation not under the British but under Maori. Before THEN it was simple a remote island used by Whalers and anyone who needed a tall tree to repair a ship's mast. New Zealand only became a British Colony because some dumbass named Edward Gibbon Wakefield wanted to capitalise from settlers so started selling land he'd never seen, (or bought,) to prospective settlers. The British Government then thought "oh crap guess we're involved now," so organised the Treaty of Waitangi, a poorly written and ambiguous document that has been nothing short of a headache sice 1840, to gain soverignty of New Zealand from the Maori, (who had gained it in 1835 after a British-backed Declaration of Independance which was put in place so the French couldn't claim New Zealand.
So there. A short history of how New Zealand came to be.
After Sauron came to power everything changed of course but Governor General Gandalf and the Prime Minster and Deputy Prime Minister, (Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement in alternating roles,) have vowed to resist his expanding power by isolating Auckland, (read: Orc Land,) as much as possible while sending a short hairy little man, (Peter Jackson,) to destroy his power once and for all by throwing the One Ring into Mount Rangitoto.