Naturn
Deeds, not words.
+311|6863|Greenwood, IN
To my male friends sorry if this has happened to you! From a man's point of view:

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her
I died laughing.
mimah
Critically Wounded
+6|6959|A van down by the river!
Great move man! Risky, but great.
destruktion_6143
Was ist Loos?
+154|6884|Canada
.......... wow........ one of the smartest things ive ever seen. gotta try it sum time
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6977|California

mother of god. awesome
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6973
that is teh STFUPWNAGE!!! nice move man
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TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|6930|Colorado
Not to be rude but that woman wouldn't lasted 2 seconds with me, she woulda been out the door! Sleeping in my bed & then going to say no! oh hell no! The BIG BOOT!

Reminds me of vegas women, allways wanting something.

Get a new chick.
Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7020

omg PWNED

dude that was funny shit haha
[DEI]Bart
fire at will!!!
+76|6970|Leiden, Holland for the n00bs
OWNED awsome dude.
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|6966|Charlie One Alpha
Probably never really happened, but still funny as hell.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
wooly-back-jack
Jihaaaaaad!!!
+84|6997|England
haha!

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