EE Chat - August - BF2S Forums

2009-08-24 15:56:25

#9726

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6334|Carnoustie MASSIF

Uzique wrote:
SirSchloppy wrote:
Uzique wrote:
I'm not human, I'm just a living, pulsating ball of AWESOME.
No you're not, you're a walking ball of cum since your gf left.
Hahaha.

I've had casual booty-calls at home... you and your brother are finding it harder to get over my past relationship than I am .

Anyway, talking of walking balls of cum...

AHOY THERE, SAILOR! BEND OVER AND SWAB YE DECKS!

Booty-calls are awsm. And it's only 'cause we feel for you, I want to help you along the way as much as possible.

And Navy joke, original

2009-08-24 15:56:26

#9727

SamBo:D: Banned; +236|5700|England

hahahaha

2009-08-24 15:57:46

#9728

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6674

The milk of love.

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2009-08-24 15:58:29

#9729

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6311|Birmingham, UK

Why do people make Navy jokes? Who would protect you if there was no Navy?

2009-08-24 15:59:25

#9730

SamBo:D: Banned; +236|5700|England

my mother keeps me safe

2009-08-24 15:59:30

#9731

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6334|Carnoustie MASSIF

SEREVENT wrote:
Why do people make Navy jokes? Who would protect you if there was no Navy?

The Army. The RAF. Ring a bell?

SamBo:D wrote:
my mother keeps me safe

Keeps me safe as well

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2009-08-24 16:01:36

#9732

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6674

The Army and the Royal Air Force, fucking hell SEREVENT, we're not still fighting the Spanish Queen and Napoleon...

All the Navy do nowadays is dress in cute uniforms, play around with rubber boats and have loads of secretive underwater sex where secrets are best kept and never shared xxx fuck boner inter-racial donkey goat xxx

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2009-08-24 16:02:27

#9733

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6334|Carnoustie MASSIF

Uzique wrote:
The Army and the Royal Air Force, fucking hell SEREVENT, we're not still fighting the Spanish Queen and Napoleon...

All the Navy do nowadays is dress in cute uniforms, play around with rubber boats and have loads of secretive underwater sex where secrets are best kept and never shared xxx fuck boner inter-racial donkey goat xxx

Shit, they never told me THAT in the interview!

2009-08-24 16:02:33

#9734

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6875|UK

post some of the'where are you emails' since you dumped that dozy cow

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2009-08-24 16:06:11

#9735

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6674

m3thod wrote:
post some of the'where are you emails' since you dumped that dozy cow

I can't, as soon as we stopped being the clique-romantic couple that shared everything, she changed all of her shared-passwords

Probably because she is actually replying to those emails now. Don't even wanna think about it; I'll go back down to MY house in a few weeks and any guys that turn up on my doorstep will get a pretty hostile reception, to be frank. To quote American History X:

Derek Vinyard: D'you see this?
[Pulls down shirt to reveal huge swastika tattoo on his chest]
Derek Vinyard: This means "Not welcome".

_{Only minus the swastika and racist overtones}

She was such a head-fuck, jeeesh.

Last edited by Uzique (2009-08-24 16:07:00)

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2009-08-24 16:07:24

#9736

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6863|The darkside of Denver

SEREVENT wrote:
Why do people make Navy jokes? Who would protect you if there was no Navy?

I can protect myself....

2009-08-24 16:08:44

#9737

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6674

SonderKommando wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
Why do people make Navy jokes? Who would protect you if there was no Navy?
I can protect myself....

...But can you suck your own penis?

NO! Human anatomy prevents this!

CALL IN THE BRITISH NAVY. SAILS WIDE AHOY!

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2009-08-24 16:08:56

#9738

SamBo:D: Banned; +236|5700|England

SonderKommando wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
Why do people make Navy jokes? Who would protect you if there was no Navy?
I can protect myself....

Whatever, twig.

2009-08-24 16:09:46

#9739

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6863|The darkside of Denver

Uzique wrote:
SonderKommando wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
Why do people make Navy jokes? Who would protect you if there was no Navy?
I can protect myself....
...But can you suck your own penis?

NO! Human anatomy prevents this!

CALL IN THE BRITISH NAVY. SAILS WIDE AHOY!

So British sailors are going to perform fellatio on me?

2009-08-24 16:11:16

#9740

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6674

Bro they don't train intensively for 6 weeks for nothing.

The finest cock-polish this side of Gibraltrar. We didn't beat those sissy French for nothing!

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2009-08-24 16:11:32

#9741

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6334|Carnoustie MASSIF

Uzique wrote:
SonderKommando wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
Why do people make Navy jokes? Who would protect you if there was no Navy?
I can protect myself....
...But can you suck your own penis?

NO! Human anatomy prevents this!

CALL IN THE BRITISH NAVY. SAILS WIDE AHOY!

/o

2009-08-24 16:14:04

#9742

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6863|The darkside of Denver

SamBo:D wrote:
SonderKommando wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
Why do people make Navy jokes? Who would protect you if there was no Navy?
I can protect myself....
Whatever, twig.

Twig this ho!

2009-08-24 16:14:35

#9743

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6674

Hahaha.

Peter Sellers on BBC1. This night just gets better.

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2009-08-24 16:15:35

#9744

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|6842|Montreal, Qc, Canada

wat im probably going to lebanon in september

2009-08-24 16:16:05

#9745

SamBo:D: Banned; +236|5700|England

where

2009-08-24 16:16:12

#9746

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6863|The darkside of Denver

Andoura wrote:
wat im probably going to lebanon in september

Sweet, Im Lebanese on my dads side of the family. Always wanted to go check out meh roots. Take pics man.

2009-08-24 16:16:45

#9747

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|6842|Montreal, Qc, Canada

L-e-b-a-n-o-n-!

2009-08-24 16:16:49

#9748

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6334|Carnoustie MASSIF

Night BF2s <3

2009-08-24 16:17:24

#9749

SamBo:D: Banned; +236|5700|England

Andoura wrote:
L-e-b-a-n-o-n-!

ahhh

2009-08-24 16:17:47

#9750

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|6842|Montreal, Qc, Canada

Nights! and about the chix in your avatar... Fuck her face, show me some boobz!

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