BF2S Forums Top 100 IRC/Xfire quotes

usmarine wrote:

not funny.  thats top 100?

Finray wrote:

Worse than mine.

ebug9 wrote:

Gooners wrote:

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[15:23] ebug122 (ebug9): wot
[15:23] Gooners (goonrs): Who won
[15:23] ebug122 (ebug9): my Dad by 3 strokes
[15:24] Gooners (goonrs): LOL
[15:24] Gooners (goonrs): !

At golf you twat

Thoruz>    go see a doctor about that
    <FFLink>    About what?
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    Yeah
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    see a doctor about it
    <FFLink>    Coming too fast..?
    <Gooners>    i just got back
    <Gooners>    from
    <Thoruz>    premature ejaculation
    <Thoruz>    yeah
    <FFLink>    Lol
    <Gooners>    a physiotherapist
    <Gooners>    tbh
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    That's my specialty
    <FFLink>    Why?
    <Gooners>    pulled my back
    <FFLink>    Doctor
    <FFLink>    Doctor
    <Gooners>    playing
    <FFLink>    Halps
    <Gooners>    footy
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    so how long has this been hapening?
    <FFLink>    Ever since I was 13 and my uncle touc- Umm, I mean, all my life.
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    <Doctor_Strangelove>    okay
    <jsnipy>    raep
    <FFLink>    You know him?
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    does you're family have a history of this
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    never mind that
    <FFLink>    Uncle Raep
    <FFLink>    I dunno
    <FFLink>    I'll go ask
    <FFLink>    brb
    <Thoruz>    probably was his uncle as well
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    you're parents wouldn'rt have had you if it didn't
    <DesertFox->    your*
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    FU
    <FFLink>    lol
    <Thoruz>    this is irc fuck that
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    i no rite
    <FFLink>    Yeah!
    * FFLink    coughs: *This
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    and plus I'm a doctor
    <DesertFox->    eitherwayyoushouldspellitcorrectlyoreithernotusespacesbecausethespacebarisoverratedanyway
    <FFLink>    A doctors of strange loving.
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    I'm allowed to spell shit wrong so long as the nurses can read it
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    <FFLink>    Wow
    <FFLink>    That was hard
    <FFLink>    To read, that is.
    <Thoruz>    exactly DesertFox-
    <DesertFox->    youareonlyallowedtowriteillegiblyifyouareadoctor
    <Thoruz>    FFLink
    <Thoruz>    no way
    <FFLink>    smells
    <FFLink>    Damn
    <jsnipy>    irc ... its back baybeee
    <FFLink>    Lost my touch.
    <jsnipy>    oh shi= the news
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    so anyway the only think I can do is send you into surgery
    * FFLink    raises his staff
    <FFLink>    W00t!
    <FFLink>    Surgery?!
    <DesertFox->    w00f?
    <FFLink>    To do what?
    <FFLink>    Ha ha
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    which will make your balls not makes as much cum
    <Thoruz>    attach some balls
    <FFLink>    W00f!
    <FFLink>    Where did he go?!
    <jsnipy>    "Illegal Immigrant Mexicans are sneakign in over the UK border ..."
    <FFLink>    Who owned him?
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    so it won't come shooting out as fast
    <FFLink>    But I like my litres and litres of cum
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    Now this session cost $1000 dollars
    <Thoruz>    FFLink i think it was belze but i can't really remember
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    <FFLink>    All over my fa-
    <FFLink>    Huh?
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    and your insurance doesn't cover it
    <FFLink>    I thought it was Sewermaster
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    so pay up or I'll sue your ass
    <Thoruz>    i know belze had a bot in here
    <FFLink>    What insurance?
    <FFLink>    I'm in the UK
    <Thoruz>    and that's all i know
    <FFLink>    Free healthcare
    <FFLink>    etc.
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    Still doesn't cover this
    <Mikelol>    + shitty summers.
    <Mikelol>    again.
    <FFLink>    But it says right here:
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    cuz it's on the internet
    <FFLink>    "Covers all"
    <DesertFox->    Are you some manner of Mexican doctor?
    <FFLink>    Ha ha
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    not internet sessions
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    <Doctor_Strangelove>    I'm a doctor
    <FFLink>    No, it says Internet sessions too
    <Thoruz>    FFLink he wants you to bend over
    <FFLink>    Oh
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    No
    <Thoruz>    so do it faggot
    * FFLink    unzips
    * FFLink    unrars
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    Only internet sessions that that place in Europe
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    I'm in the US faggot
    <DesertFox->    warns the FBI of a certain user practicing medicine without a license
    <FFLink>    So how can you surgerise me if I'm UK?
    <FFLink>    lol
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    Hey I got a lisence
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    can't you see
    <Thoruz>    robots!
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    I even have "Doctor" in my name
    <Mikelol>   
    =-=    DesertFox- is now known as DoctorDesertFox-
    <FFLink>    Lol
    <DoctorDesertFox->    Need a consult?
    <FFLink>    *wink*
    <FFLink>    Sounds like the start to a porno
    <Thoruz>    prepare to get buttraped FFLink
    <FFLink>    Hey baby, need a consult?
    <FFLink>    O.o
    <Doctor_Strangelove>    umma-ooha

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