1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Uzique wrote:

You went to Ibiza, '27? Tell me you cruised the bohemian streets of San Antonio!
Well dunno bout cruising did have a boat trip though, dunno what you mean by Bohemian, the only thing I associate with that word is thunderbolt and lighting, very very frightening.

But I went in '98 (dont even want the dog back now, thats another story for another day but I rescued her) with my 3 cousins from 'uddersfield.  Pulled a girl from just outside bridgend (no pun intended) on the 2nd night, spent £70 getting her and me into Manumission, drinks etc, left after half hour with one of the lads n her mate.  Nailed her on the beach and some cunt nicked my brand new Reeboks, my Ralph shirt, summat or other jeans, as I was flicking sand up her ass with my balls.  The most expensive shag I have ever had, but I kept banging it all week.  I'd stumble from her pool side room 11am, red eyed the lot, undressed holding a bottle of jamesons to a round of applause from the fellow guests.

She left after week 1 with me promising to meet up back in south wales.  her coach left, I remember her now teary'eyed waving at me from the rear window as she left to the airport.  Lucky for her her mates were there to console her, she was beside herself (understandable, Im a muffin you see).  Just as I turned to walk back into the foyer I sparked up a fag and a coach turned up, as this lot get off I hear valley's accents, I helped this group of girls with their bags and was hanging out of one of them within 2 hours and spend the 2nd week doing so aswell.

Fucking excellent fortnight, my mates here in south wales didnt belive any of it until one night in 'evolution' some blonde, tapped me on the shoulder, I span round and she snogged the face off me.  It was the girl from week 1.  Silly cow led me on only to tell me 'my bf is in the drum n bass room'.  Oh well.

I danced with Madonna in es'paradise and took my last pill, was Aug 24th (my birthday).  I came back, met a girl getting divorced with 2 kids, my family wernt best pleased and 3 months later she's up the duff.  We had Molls and finally split up this time last year.

I cant do an 18-30 anymore Im 3 years over the mark, fucking scam I can still club like the best of them and flick sand like a true huntsman.
mcminty
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M.O.A.B wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

mcminty wrote:


I need to get a job. This semester I'm at uni 4 days a week (12 contact hours), as opposed to the last 3 semesters with 5 days a week (and ~20 contact hours).... so I *should* have time for one. Thing is I don't want to go back to working retail. Christmas temp at Target, in the toys department, ruined retail for me

Wonder what i could do.. ?
Do you think you could find something related to photography?
Pr0n
Lol, it was a while ago, but one of my mates was asking me why I hadn't scored by having a "photoshoot". The set up would have been a bikini photoshoot... that turned into a sex marathon.

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

mcminty wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

mcminty wrote:


I need to get a job. This semester I'm at uni 4 days a week (12 contact hours), as opposed to the last 3 semesters with 5 days a week (and ~20 contact hours).... so I *should* have time for one. Thing is I don't want to go back to working retail. Christmas temp at Target, in the toys department, ruined retail for me

Wonder what i could do.. ?
Do you think you could find something related to photography?
Possibly. Maybe in a photography retail store. That would be an ok kind of retail (for the love of god, just none of that department store stuff). It would be awesome if I could get some work with a studio, as an assistant/whatever, but I doubt that would ever happen because I'm going to uni to become a civil engineer
Papparazzi.  Your bosses would fly you all round the world, pay you well, cover your expenses and you get to hide in bushes waiting for famous birds to get their norks out.  What the fuck you reckon on that eh Mints?
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6741

1927 wrote:

Uzique wrote:

You went to Ibiza, '27? Tell me you cruised the bohemian streets of San Antonio!
Well dunno bout cruising did have a boat trip though, dunno what you mean by Bohemian, the only thing I associate with that word is thunderbolt and lighting, very very frightening.

But I went in '98 (dont even want the dog back now, thats another story for another day but I rescued her) with my 3 cousins from 'uddersfield.  Pulled a girl from just outside bridgend (no pun intended) on the 2nd night, spent £70 getting her and me into Manumission, drinks etc, left after half hour with one of the lads n her mate.  Nailed her on the beach and some cunt nicked my brand new Reeboks, my Ralph shirt, summat or other jeans, as I was flicking sand up her ass with my balls.  The most expensive shag I have ever had, but I kept banging it all week.  I'd stumble from her pool side room 11am, red eyed the lot, undressed holding a bottle of jamesons to a round of applause from the fellow guests.

She left after week 1 with me promising to meet up back in south wales.  her coach left, I remember her now teary'eyed waving at me from the rear window as she left to the airport.  Lucky for her her mates were there to console her, she was beside herself (understandable, Im a muffin you see).  Just as I turned to walk back into the foyer I sparked up a fag and a coach turned up, as this lot get off I hear valley's accents, I helped this group of girls with their bags and was hanging out of one of them within 2 hours and spend the 2nd week doing so aswell.

Fucking excellent fortnight, my mates here in south wales didnt belive any of it until one night in 'evolution' some blonde, tapped me on the shoulder, I span round and she snogged the face off me.  It was the girl from week 1.  Silly cow led me on only to tell me 'my bf is in the drum n bass room'.  Oh well.

I danced with Madonna in es'paradise and took my last pill, was Aug 24th (my birthday).  I came back, met a girl getting divorced with 2 kids, my family wernt best pleased and 3 months later she's up the duff.  We had Molls and finally split up this time last year.

I cant do an 18-30 anymore Im 3 years over the mark, fucking scam I can still club like the best of them and flick sand like a true huntsman.
Hot damn, that is the true Ibiza adventure!

Es Paradis, Madonna?!? I love the water party they have in there, the place is absolutely beautiful, such an amazing venue.

Manumission is still as expensive .
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bugz
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mcminty wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

ebug9 wrote:


Do you think you could find something related to photography?
Pr0n
Lol, it was a while ago, but one of my mates was asking me why I hadn't scored by having a "photoshoot". The set up would have been a bikini photoshoot... that turned into a sex marathon.














1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Uzique wrote:

1927 wrote:

Uzique wrote:

You went to Ibiza, '27? Tell me you cruised the bohemian streets of San Antonio!
Well dunno bout cruising did have a boat trip though, dunno what you mean by Bohemian, the only thing I associate with that word is thunderbolt and lighting, very very frightening.

But I went in '98 (dont even want the dog back now, thats another story for another day but I rescued her) with my 3 cousins from 'uddersfield.  Pulled a girl from just outside bridgend (no pun intended) on the 2nd night, spent £70 getting her and me into Manumission, drinks etc, left after half hour with one of the lads n her mate.  Nailed her on the beach and some cunt nicked my brand new Reeboks, my Ralph shirt, summat or other jeans, as I was flicking sand up her ass with my balls.  The most expensive shag I have ever had, but I kept banging it all week.  I'd stumble from her pool side room 11am, red eyed the lot, undressed holding a bottle of jamesons to a round of applause from the fellow guests.

She left after week 1 with me promising to meet up back in south wales.  her coach left, I remember her now teary'eyed waving at me from the rear window as she left to the airport.  Lucky for her her mates were there to console her, she was beside herself (understandable, Im a muffin you see).  Just as I turned to walk back into the foyer I sparked up a fag and a coach turned up, as this lot get off I hear valley's accents, I helped this group of girls with their bags and was hanging out of one of them within 2 hours and spend the 2nd week doing so aswell.

Fucking excellent fortnight, my mates here in south wales didnt belive any of it until one night in 'evolution' some blonde, tapped me on the shoulder, I span round and she snogged the face off me.  It was the girl from week 1.  Silly cow led me on only to tell me 'my bf is in the drum n bass room'.  Oh well.

I danced with Madonna in es'paradise and took my last pill, was Aug 24th (my birthday).  I came back, met a girl getting divorced with 2 kids, my family wernt best pleased and 3 months later she's up the duff.  We had Molls and finally split up this time last year.

I cant do an 18-30 anymore Im 3 years over the mark, fucking scam I can still club like the best of them and flick sand like a true huntsman.
Hot damn, that is the true Ibiza adventure!

Es Paradis, Madonna?!? I love the water party they have in there, the place is absolutely beautiful, such an amazing venue.

Manumission is still as expensive .
Wasnt just her I bumped into some fella as I was shooting speakers on the floor and low n behold it was John Scales...........who? Used to play for Liverpool.

They kept banging on about the pool thing dance floor all night and eventually at 4am announced it was fucked.  Stardust - Music sounds better with you, was massive that year over there and about 3 months away from release here.  Thats sampled big time from Madonna - Holiday, Judge Jules blew the trumpet and she was on the dance floor next to us as a consolation cos the pool thing was fucked.

I did dive in the water in Manumission wallett in pocket the lot, fully clothes the works just to get the foam off me I think, Id lost my lil cuz in the foam for a while, its mental.

I found it odd back then that its £6 for a meal and £6 a pint.  £30 to get into Manumission.  The 2 weeks cost me £3k, I went as a boy and returned as a man, worth every penny.
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|6991|Sydney, Australia

ebug9 wrote:

mcminty wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:


Pr0n
Lol, it was a while ago, but one of my mates was asking me why I hadn't scored by having a "photoshoot". The set up would have been a bikini photoshoot... that turned into a sex marathon.














I found the actual convo on my computer. Lol.. :

haha, well you put one in her first, get it out of your system, snap a few photos, get that boring shit outta the way, then spend the rest of the day doing what man was intended to do all along... see what awesome new sex positions he can come up with in one ultimate sex marathon
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6741

1927 wrote:

Uzique wrote:

1927 wrote:


Well dunno bout cruising did have a boat trip though, dunno what you mean by Bohemian, the only thing I associate with that word is thunderbolt and lighting, very very frightening.

But I went in '98 (dont even want the dog back now, thats another story for another day but I rescued her) with my 3 cousins from 'uddersfield.  Pulled a girl from just outside bridgend (no pun intended) on the 2nd night, spent £70 getting her and me into Manumission, drinks etc, left after half hour with one of the lads n her mate.  Nailed her on the beach and some cunt nicked my brand new Reeboks, my Ralph shirt, summat or other jeans, as I was flicking sand up her ass with my balls.  The most expensive shag I have ever had, but I kept banging it all week.  I'd stumble from her pool side room 11am, red eyed the lot, undressed holding a bottle of jamesons to a round of applause from the fellow guests.

She left after week 1 with me promising to meet up back in south wales.  her coach left, I remember her now teary'eyed waving at me from the rear window as she left to the airport.  Lucky for her her mates were there to console her, she was beside herself (understandable, Im a muffin you see).  Just as I turned to walk back into the foyer I sparked up a fag and a coach turned up, as this lot get off I hear valley's accents, I helped this group of girls with their bags and was hanging out of one of them within 2 hours and spend the 2nd week doing so aswell.

Fucking excellent fortnight, my mates here in south wales didnt belive any of it until one night in 'evolution' some blonde, tapped me on the shoulder, I span round and she snogged the face off me.  It was the girl from week 1.  Silly cow led me on only to tell me 'my bf is in the drum n bass room'.  Oh well.

I danced with Madonna in es'paradise and took my last pill, was Aug 24th (my birthday).  I came back, met a girl getting divorced with 2 kids, my family wernt best pleased and 3 months later she's up the duff.  We had Molls and finally split up this time last year.

I cant do an 18-30 anymore Im 3 years over the mark, fucking scam I can still club like the best of them and flick sand like a true huntsman.
Hot damn, that is the true Ibiza adventure!

Es Paradis, Madonna?!? I love the water party they have in there, the place is absolutely beautiful, such an amazing venue.

Manumission is still as expensive .
Wasnt just her I bumped into some fella as I was shooting speakers on the floor and low n behold it was John Scales...........who? Used to play for Liverpool.

They kept banging on about the pool thing dance floor all night and eventually at 4am announced it was fucked.  Stardust - Music sounds better with you, was massive that year over there and about 3 months away from release here.  Thats sampled big time from Madonna - Holiday, Judge Jules blew the trumpet and she was on the dance floor next to us as a consolation cos the pool thing was fucked.

I did dive in the water in Manumission wallett in pocket the lot, fully clothes the works just to get the foam off me I think, Id lost my lil cuz in the foam for a while, its mental.

I found it odd back then that its £6 for a meal and £6 a pint.  £30 to get into Manumission.  The 2 weeks cost me £3k, I went as a boy and returned as a man, worth every penny.
It is an expensive rite of passage, haha.

Did you go to Amnesia? Eden? Space? Pacha? Privilege? Bora Bora Beach? So much to see and do there, it's the playground of Europe!

Shame that the pool was fuckered when you were there, I actually remember the Es Paradis water-party to be one of the best nights of my fortnight, without doubt. Awesome minimal/house music all night, then at 4am the music switches to rock stuff like The White Stripes, the massive white-gold lights beam around the Roman bath area, and everyone just gets soaked and cools down. So so immense.

And I know what you mean about losing people in the foam party... they do them over there like nowhere else I have ever seen. Amnesia and Eden, especially. Drowning in 12ft of foam before you even get chance to hold your breath- up your nose, in your eyes, down your throat... absolutely choking. Stuff tastes like Fairy Liquid dish-washing crap too, absolutely toxic. Worth it though!
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M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6493|Escea

mcminty wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

mcminty wrote:


Lol, it was a while ago, but one of my mates was asking me why I hadn't scored by having a "photoshoot". The set up would have been a bikini photoshoot... that turned into a sex marathon.














I found the actual convo on my computer. Lol.. :

haha, well you put one in her first, get it out of your system, snap a few photos, get that boring shit outta the way, then spend the rest of the day doing what man was intended to do all along... see what awesome new sex positions he can come up with in one ultimate sex marathon




















1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Uzique wrote:

1927 wrote:

Uzique wrote:


Hot damn, that is the true Ibiza adventure!

Es Paradis, Madonna?!? I love the water party they have in there, the place is absolutely beautiful, such an amazing venue.

Manumission is still as expensive .
Wasnt just her I bumped into some fella as I was shooting speakers on the floor and low n behold it was John Scales...........who? Used to play for Liverpool.

They kept banging on about the pool thing dance floor all night and eventually at 4am announced it was fucked.  Stardust - Music sounds better with you, was massive that year over there and about 3 months away from release here.  Thats sampled big time from Madonna - Holiday, Judge Jules blew the trumpet and she was on the dance floor next to us as a consolation cos the pool thing was fucked.

I did dive in the water in Manumission wallett in pocket the lot, fully clothes the works just to get the foam off me I think, Id lost my lil cuz in the foam for a while, its mental.

I found it odd back then that its £6 for a meal and £6 a pint.  £30 to get into Manumission.  The 2 weeks cost me £3k, I went as a boy and returned as a man, worth every penny.
It is an expensive rite of passage, haha.

Did you go to Amnesia? Eden? Space? Pacha? Privilege? Bora Bora Beach? So much to see and do there, it's the playground of Europe!

Shame that the pool was fuckered when you were there, I actually remember the Es Paradis water-party to be one of the best nights of my fortnight, without doubt. Awesome minimal/house music all night, then at 4am the music switches to rock stuff like The White Stripes, the massive white-gold lights beam around the Roman bath area, and everyone just gets soaked and cools down. So so immense.

And I know what you mean about losing people in the foam party... they do them over there like nowhere else I have ever seen. Amnesia and Eden, especially. Drowning in 12ft of foam before you even get chance to hold your breath- up your nose, in your eyes, down your throat... absolutely choking. Stuff tastes like Fairy Liquid dish-washing crap too, absolutely toxic. Worth it though!
Nah didnt go to any of those places just Manumission, Es Paradise and cal del mar (beach).  We had a 45 min walk back to our hotel from Es paradise, the egg area where the pubs were, but had forked out money for excursions when the reps take you clubbing etc and you get more free schnapps.  I almost fucked the rep but cant remember why now, shanninigans on behalf of mates or welsh girls cant remember which.  We started a massive Home countries fight in a pub accidently just by singing football songs, got to the door, turned round and witnessed ww3, legged it away pretty quick. 

I was a girl in regards to mopeds and wouldnt drive one on my own because lads with 2ft scabs were walking round and I didnt fancy that.  I do regret not seeing the other clubs but would of gone for the pussy and failed.  The girls spend £30 to get in £30 on drugs, in Ibiza with their mates why would they wanna go back to your hotel?  The best place to pull was around the pool but I took the easy route, just listened for the Welsh accent and gave the 'I knows Jonsey from the docks' talk (human traffic: film) and it worked.

The foam was minging and you can create your own if your town has a fountain, snick the lid off a bottle of fairy liquid and chuck it in, works every time.  The kids do it in Barry all the time, or used to I think the council removed the fountain in the end.
mcminty
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hehe..
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haha
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
3 or 4 Strayian's online and none of them talking cricket right now, how come?
Finray
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Ioan92
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Best video EVER.
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It won't play.
justice
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Gooners wrote:

It won't play.
No Gooners, its an image pretending to be a video, idiot lolol
I know fucking karate
Gooners
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justice wrote:

Gooners wrote:

It won't play.
No Gooners, its an image pretending to be a video, idiot lolol
No shit you stupid cunt.

Bump some pharcyde <3
Oisín<3
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Optical illusion tbh.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Laters all speak to you Monday have a good weekend
Gooners
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have fun
bugz
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Have a good one '27
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Ioan92 wrote:

Best video EVER.
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
bugz
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