Well dunno bout cruising did have a boat trip though, dunno what you mean by Bohemian, the only thing I associate with that word is thunderbolt and lighting, very very frightening.Uzique wrote:
You went to Ibiza, '27? Tell me you cruised the bohemian streets of San Antonio!
But I went in '98 (dont even want the dog back now, thats another story for another day but I rescued her) with my 3 cousins from 'uddersfield. Pulled a girl from just outside bridgend (no pun intended) on the 2nd night, spent £70 getting her and me into Manumission, drinks etc, left after half hour with one of the lads n her mate. Nailed her on the beach and some cunt nicked my brand new Reeboks, my Ralph shirt, summat or other jeans, as I was flicking sand up her ass with my balls. The most expensive shag I have ever had, but I kept banging it all week. I'd stumble from her pool side room 11am, red eyed the lot, undressed holding a bottle of jamesons to a round of applause from the fellow guests.
She left after week 1 with me promising to meet up back in south wales. her coach left, I remember her now teary'eyed waving at me from the rear window as she left to the airport. Lucky for her her mates were there to console her, she was beside herself (understandable, Im a muffin you see). Just as I turned to walk back into the foyer I sparked up a fag and a coach turned up, as this lot get off I hear valley's accents, I helped this group of girls with their bags and was hanging out of one of them within 2 hours and spend the 2nd week doing so aswell.
Fucking excellent fortnight, my mates here in south wales didnt belive any of it until one night in 'evolution' some blonde, tapped me on the shoulder, I span round and she snogged the face off me. It was the girl from week 1. Silly cow led me on only to tell me 'my bf is in the drum n bass room'. Oh well.
I danced with Madonna in es'paradise and took my last pill, was Aug 24th (my birthday). I came back, met a girl getting divorced with 2 kids, my family wernt best pleased and 3 months later she's up the duff. We had Molls and finally split up this time last year.
I cant do an 18-30 anymore Im 3 years over the mark, fucking scam I can still club like the best of them and flick sand like a true huntsman.