THIS!Hurricane2k9 wrote:
2) Cryogenically preserved for the lulz
Just on the off-chance that some later more advanced humans / race can bring me back to life!
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Body Disposal. Plan your own funeral.
| Buried. RIP | 21% | 21% - 13 | ||||
| Burned. Ashes to Ashes | 25% | 25% - 15 | ||||
| Hell, I'm dead I don't give a flying f | 35% | 35% - 21 | ||||
| Other (please elaborate) | 18% | 18% - 11 | ||||
| Total: 60 | ||||||
Just on the off-chance that some later more advanced humans / race can bring me back to life!
Undecided.
I don't plan to leave any remains.
Someone else said that. What is your plan?Bull3t wrote:
I don't plan to leave any remains.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
When they know they're about to croak they'll go jump in a vat of acid.DBBrinson1 wrote:
Someone else said that. What is your plan?Bull3t wrote:
I don't plan to leave any remains.
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DBBrinson1 wrote:
Someone else said that. What is your plan?Bull3t wrote:
I don't plan to leave any remains.
Word for word.Ty wrote:
I don't plan to leave any remains.
If you were wondering I plan to load a sports car full of explosives drive off a huge clif and detonate the explosives while in mid-air. This relies on the fact that I know when I'm going to die. I assume if I die before this I'll get a relative or friend to stuff my body in an explosive-laden sports car and remotely drive it off a cliff and detonate it.
Basically I want to go by way of firework.
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Put me in the freezer.
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Being launched in to a black hole might be cool. But I wonder if I would really want to abandon Earth like that.
I'd like to be buried somewhere secluded, a place my grave will go undisturbed. I would want my family to be buried there with me.
I'd like to be buried somewhere secluded, a place my grave will go undisturbed. I would want my family to be buried there with me.
I wasn't about to divulge your PM...Ty wrote:
DBBrinson1 wrote:
Someone else said that. What is your plan?Bull3t wrote:
I don't plan to leave any remains.Word for word.Ty wrote:
I don't plan to leave any remains.
If you were wondering I plan to load a sports car full of explosives drive off a huge clif and detonate the explosives while in mid-air. This relies on the fact that I know when I'm going to die. I assume if I die before this I'll get a relative or friend to stuff my body in an explosive-laden sports car and remotely drive it off a cliff and detonate it.
Basically I want to go by way of firework.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
I don't care, as long as the money goes to my family and not the funeral industry.
Buried. With a barbeque over my grave.
I don't plan to leave anything usefull from my body so leave me Tuesday night on the sidewalk in a dark plastic bag, the garbage truck will pick me up!
the only way I could die is by decapitation
There can be only one Mr. McCloud.Man With No Name wrote:
the only way I could die is by decapitation
Burned to ashes. Have the cheapest box where you can put them and spread them in the ocean. That's if I have a word in it.
Otherwise I'd let this up with my kids. But I'll tell them this. DO NOT buy anything expensive. If you have to bury me, make it in a coffin that isn't sealed. Otherwise I'll be a messy goo that could explode or something.
Otherwise I'd let this up with my kids. But I'll tell them this. DO NOT buy anything expensive. If you have to bury me, make it in a coffin that isn't sealed. Otherwise I'll be a messy goo that could explode or something.
Cremation is fine with me, except for my penis. I want that sent straight to the taxidermist and stuffed in an erect attack position, suitable for mounting over a fireplace. Maybe they can get creative and put a glass eye in the urethra, or mount some horns on it, or perhaps add some teeth or something...as long as it is in good taste.
I dont care whats done with my remains...but the only way I'd agree to being buried is if my carcass was hotboxed with pot smoke and then sealed. As perhaps a companion thread, how would you want to spend your last breathe? Ripping a giant bong of course, while flying a helicopter, and perhaps shooting up some shit with my rifles out the open door hatch.
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Your nuts are going to be microscopic.Ioan92 wrote:
Put me in the freezer.
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Lions do not only eat what they kill.. silly. They actually scavenge/steal their food often. Why waste a perfectly good rc car?Pug wrote:
It's my hope my body is fed to lions.
I've devised a remote control car that my corpse can be strapped to, since lions only eat what they kill. Someone will need to run my corpse at full speed across the savannah.
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