I hate stupid bitches

2009-05-11 21:35:05

#1

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6645|Phoenix, AZ

So I get done doing MORE work on a project, spending 3.5 hours on it... and these two bitches are shouting orders at me VIA text message JUST as I'm about to toke up at my buddies house to unwind

Now im on the FUCKING COMPUTER, AGAIN, doing this bullshit work that apparently I HAVE to do.

And I have to submit it, edit it, etc.

Basically everything because one chic, "Only knows how to use a Mac"

I sent her an email with the files and shes bitching at me that she didn't get it, I double check the email address with her and its correct, the chic just doesn't know, "how to do it"

I hate the fact that I get more work simply because some stupid fucking girl gives me shit because, "The file isnt on my drive" when shes trying to open a word document with POWERPOINT.

And the shit thing, I HAVE to do this well, because my grade hangs in the balance...

The requirements are excessive and bullshit too, cite every fucking picture in a 30 slide powerpoint presentation from 30 different sites?
Fucking bullshit for a high school BIOLOGY class.

/rant

2009-05-11 21:39:25

#2

xBlackPantherx: Grow up, or die; +142|6768|California

1) Fuck Biology
2) Get better friends
3) If they aren't your friends, fuck em
4) Call them out, citing that they'll fail if they don't step their shit up
5) Not just stupid chicks. Fuck all stupid people.
6) Freshmen year's always the worst of em, dont worry

EDIT:

7) If you're not in bio as a freshmen, step your shit up because you're stupid.

Last edited by xBlackPantherx (2009-05-11 21:40:30)

2009-05-11 21:45:56

#3

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6645|Phoenix, AZ

xBlackPantherx wrote:
1) Fuck Biology
2) Get better friends
3) If they aren't your friends, fuck em
4) Call them out, citing that they'll fail if they don't step their shit up
5) Not just stupid chicks. Fuck all stupid people.
6) Freshmen year's always the worst of em, dont worry

EDIT:

7) If you're not in bio as a freshmen, step your shit up because you're stupid.

1. Agreed
2. last two people id ever pick for anything, theyre stupid and ugly girls, I dont mind hot/stupid or smart/ugly but ugly/stupid SUCKS
3. I wouldnt want to fuck them, and no way in hell they would be my friends
4. If I call them out, saying that they didnt do shit, EVERYBODY looses points (stupid teacher)
5. true, but stupid bitches are the worst
6. Im a sophomore, I took Physics last year...

Oh and GET THIS SHIT

My teacher made me classify 10 different fish, down to the species including everything else, all that info is on a 30 slide presentation, and it ALSO needs to be on another word document, and the citations need to be on a seperate page even though its ALL on the presentations last slide

She wants it in digital form, AND paper form, MEANING I NEED TO PRINT A 30 SLIDE PRESENTATION EVEN THOUGH IT WILL BE ON HER COMPUTER AND I WILL PRESENT IT TO CLASS

WHAT THE FUCK.

and she always prides herself on "going green"

she puts study guides on the schools site and tells us to do it and email it back to her but shes basically making us print out 45 or so pieces of paper that are going to be on her computer and in front of her anyway?

Last edited by GodFather (2009-05-11 21:52:51)

2009-05-11 22:02:15

#4

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6578|what

The girl next to me in biology once asked me if grass is alive. I shit you not. Her reasoning was that it didn't have eyes or ears so how could it be alive.

At one point during the year she asked me what we were doing in the next week of class, and I said dissecting a dinosaur. She then asked me which dinosaur we would be dissecting.

2009-05-11 22:21:09

#5

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|7064|Montreal, Qc, Canada

What to say to bitches that know nothing in computers:

''You was playin with my floppy, then my hard drive downloaded, down your throat, and fuckin exploded!!!''

2009-05-11 22:26:27

#6

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7026|132 and Bush

AussieReaper wrote:
The girl next to me in biology once asked me if grass is alive.

Special ed?

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-05-11 22:30:12

#7

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6898|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Andoura wrote:
What to say to bitches that know nothing in computers:

''You was playin with my floppy, then my hard drive downloaded, down your throat, and fuckin exploded!!!''

What to say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she has been told twice.

2009-05-11 22:30:36

#8

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6578|what

Kmarion wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
The girl next to me in biology once asked me if grass is alive.

Special ed?

Too many drugs, I think.

2009-05-11 22:33:27

#9

Wallpaper: ☺; +303|6419|The pool

Lesson learned. Most bitches = teh stoopids

My flickr

2009-05-11 22:50:04

#10

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6864|Brisbane, Australia

Ultrafunkula wrote:
Andoura wrote:
What to say to bitches that know nothing in computers:

''You was playin with my floppy, then my hard drive downloaded, down your throat, and fuckin exploded!!!''
What to say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she has been told twice.

Chuckled at that one.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

2009-05-11 22:57:39

#11

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7026|132 and Bush

Ultrafunkula wrote:
Andoura wrote:
What to say to bitches that know nothing in computers:

''You was playin with my floppy, then my hard drive downloaded, down your throat, and fuckin exploded!!!''
What to say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she has been told twice.

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
smack her

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-05-11 22:58:40

#12

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6898|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Kmarion wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Andoura wrote:
What to say to bitches that know nothing in computers:

''You was playin with my floppy, then my hard drive downloaded, down your throat, and fuckin exploded!!!''
What to say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she has been told twice.
How do you fix the dishwasher?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
smack her

https://5.media.tumblr.com/3rEkEGIaq43zesjycXVif1ao_500.jpg

2009-05-11 22:59:30

#13

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7026|132 and Bush

shlitz..

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-05-11 23:07:08

#14

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|6422

looks like she's getting you to do her work

2009-05-11 23:16:21

#15

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6954|Global Command

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
looks like she's getting you to do her work

Girls are good at getting guys to do their stuff.
it's like they are sitting on a gold mine.

2009-05-11 23:46:27

#16

xBlackPantherx: Grow up, or die; +142|6768|California

Kmarion wrote:
How do you fix the dishwasher?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
smack her

Hahahahahaha! Thats fucking terrible.

By fuck 'em, I didn't actually mean fuck them haha.
And i mean if you tell them that they'll fail for not doing work on the project (and thus, having to retake the class/summer school etc) maybe they'll throw a shit in your direction for work

2009-05-12 01:30:45

#17

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6936|Gold Coast

Backhand that dirty face back to the stone age....

noice

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2009-05-12 02:42:49

#18

wheelsup@7: Yeah still here; +49|7064|Pennsylvania

how do you fix your wife's watch? you don't, theres a clock on the stove.

Last edited by wheelsup@7 (2009-05-12 02:43:08)

2009-05-12 06:34:57

#19

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6555|Carnoustie MASSIF

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
So they can stand closer to the sink

2009-05-12 07:20:05

#20

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7074

Cry moar

2009-05-12 07:25:51

#21

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6578|what

ghettoperson wrote:
Cry moar

Your sig does not meet forum rules.

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2009-05-12 07:31:35

#22

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7074

ghettoperson wrote:
Cry moar

2009-05-12 07:45:44

#23

Benzin: Member; +576|6423

Is there no way you can go to the teacher about it the problem with the two girls? I mean ... gotta be a way. But then, from what you've described about her, she sounds like your typical teacher who is fresh out of teaching school and is within her first few years of her career. That means she's full of stupid theoretical bullshit in her head she learned in her university that doesn't work in the real world.

2009-05-12 09:03:40

#24

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|7065|Your moms bedroom

GodFather wrote:
xBlackPantherx wrote:
1) Fuck Biology
2) Get better friends
3) If they aren't your friends, fuck em
4) Call them out, citing that they'll fail if they don't step their shit up
5) Not just stupid chicks. Fuck all stupid people.
6) Freshmen year's always the worst of em, dont worry

EDIT:

7) If you're not in bio as a freshmen, step your shit up because you're stupid.
1. Agreed
2. last two people id ever pick for anything, theyre stupid and ugly girls, I dont mind hot/stupid or smart/ugly but ugly/stupid SUCKS
3. I wouldnt want to fuck them, and no way in hell they would be my friends
4. If I call them out, saying that they didnt do shit, EVERYBODY looses points (stupid teacher)
5. true, but stupid bitches are the worst
6. Im a sophomore, I took Physics last year...

Oh and GET THIS SHIT

My teacher made me classify 10 different fish, down to the species including everything else, all that info is on a 30 slide presentation, and it ALSO needs to be on another word document, and the citations need to be on a seperate page even though its ALL on the presentations last slide

She wants it in digital form, AND paper form, MEANING I NEED TO PRINT A 30 SLIDE PRESENTATION EVEN THOUGH IT WILL BE ON HER COMPUTER AND I WILL PRESENT IT TO CLASS

WHAT THE FUCK.

and she always prides herself on "going green"

she puts study guides on the schools site and tells us to do it and email it back to her but shes basically making us print out 45 or so pieces of paper that are going to be on her computer and in front of her anyway?

whoah man, call her out on this printing out pictures stuff. Tell her you thought "going green" meant not printing off unnecessary pictures. Tell her you could easily print it off, but everyone already has the pictures, or maybe you could convice her to do thumbnails of the pics on only a couple pieces of paper. I'd hate to waste my ink on shit like that

2009-05-12 09:29:16

#25

Lai: Member; +186|6576

GodFather wrote:
So I get done doing MORE work on a project, spending 3.5 hours on it... and these two bitches are shouting orders at me VIA text message JUST as I'm about to toke up at my buddies house to unwind

Now im on the FUCKING COMPUTER, AGAIN, doing this bullshit work that apparently I HAVE to do.

And I have to submit it, edit it, etc.

Basically everything because one chic, "Only knows how to use a Mac"

I sent her an email with the files and shes bitching at me that she didn't get it, I double check the email address with her and its correct, the chic just doesn't know, "how to do it"

I hate the fact that I get more work simply because some stupid fucking girl gives me shit because, "The file isnt on my drive" when shes trying to open a word document with POWERPOINT.

And the shit thing, I HAVE to do this well, because my grade hangs in the balance...

The requirements are excessive and bullshit too, cite every fucking picture in a 30 slide powerpoint presentation from 30 different sites?
Fucking bullshit for a high school BIOLOGY class.

/rant

Find popular pretty guy > buy him beer > have him "hang out" with ugly girls > have him pass pictures to you > win

Alternatively (easier, but requires social skill):

Talk to other girl that hates ugly girls > acquire "intel" > win

Seriously, don't take shit, not from anyone and don't ever work with/for girls; not even the nice, smart or pretty ones. It will always bite you in the ass, be it unintended or on purpose. Just order them around, they might not like you for it, but what do you care? Especially if they are ugly and stupid.

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xBlackPantherx wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Andoura wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Andoura wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Andoura wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Andoura wrote:

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

GodFather wrote:

xBlackPantherx wrote:

GodFather wrote:

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