Stranger: Hi
You: I'm a commie
Discussion ended.
You: I'm a commie
Discussion ended.
Oh geez, while in class earlier, I wound up talking to some college kid from China for 2 hours! I could almost feel my heart break when class was over and I had to go
nice. do you pay for school? or do your parents?mtb0minime wrote:
Oh geez, while in class earlier, I wound up talking to some college kid from China for 2 hours! I could almost feel my heart break when class was over and I had to go
Stranger: Hola
You: Bonjour
Stranger: oh, so your french?
You: maybe
Stranger: So were you born in france.
You: Nope, Québec, Canada
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Bonjour
Stranger: oh, so your french?
You: maybe
Stranger: So were you born in france.
You: Nope, Québec, Canada
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oh, come on. When you were in college, did you attend every single minute of class and pay attention every second?usmarine wrote:
nice. do you pay for school? or do your parents?mtb0minime wrote:
Oh geez, while in class earlier, I wound up talking to some college kid from China for 2 hours! I could almost feel my heart break when class was over and I had to go
Besides, I'm still outrageously grateful for my parents being able to afford to put me through college (mainly long-term investments), and I let them know that frequently. So even though I'm not putting that money to use 100% of the time, I'm not ignorant of it either
Also, in my defense, it wasn't an actual lecture. It was one of those smaller things where a teaching assistant reviews stuff already covered and gives hints on homework. So I was sort of paying half-attention.
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Stranger: Hi
You: I just killed my wife
Stranger: O.O
You: ;/
Stranger: Are you serious??
You: it was in accident I swear
Stranger: You killed your wife and now you play computer >__> O' holy God...
You: I can't stop crying man
You: it's so bad
Stranger: I'm a girl -.-
You: pardon me
Stranger: That's ok
You: but what should I do?
Stranger: Tell to polises
You: I don't wanna get arrested
Stranger: They gotta believe you
You: fuck
Stranger: Really
You: should I just bury her in the backyard?
Stranger: No! You have to tell to someone
You: fuccccccccck
Stranger: Why won't you tell?
You: I think I will just take the easy way out
You: kill myself
Stranger: o___o
You: you will be the last person i'll talk to
Stranger: Don't do it!
You: and I don't even know you
Stranger: ...
Stranger: 13 years old girl from Finland
You: Well I am from America
Stranger: I'm too young to hear this all!
You: I am 22 years old
Stranger: Okay...
You: and tonight will be my last day breathing
Stranger: Don't do it man! DON'T!
You: I am going to get the .38 revolver and shot my head
You: how do I shot gun?
Stranger: Are you mad?! (
You: no I got glad
You: (trash bags that is)
Stranger: .__.
You: will farewell
You: I will finally meet my wife in heaven now
You: or hell idklulz
Stranger: ó___ò
Stranger: But think about your mom and dad and friends!
You: sorry you had to read this you're too young
You: I don't have friends or family
Stranger: No I'm not ò.ó
You: I got nothing...
You: NOTHING I TELL YOU!
Stranger:
You: sorry
Stranger: That's okay...
You: this will be my final message
Stranger: NO
You: good bye
Stranger: HEY MAN DON't DO THIS
Stranger:
You: sorry see you in the next life
Stranger:
Stranger: ...
Stranger: See you...
You have disconnected.
You: I just killed my wife
Stranger: O.O
You: ;/
Stranger: Are you serious??
You: it was in accident I swear
Stranger: You killed your wife and now you play computer >__> O' holy God...
You: I can't stop crying man
You: it's so bad
Stranger: I'm a girl -.-
You: pardon me
Stranger: That's ok
You: but what should I do?
Stranger: Tell to polises
You: I don't wanna get arrested
Stranger: They gotta believe you
You: fuck
Stranger: Really
You: should I just bury her in the backyard?
Stranger: No! You have to tell to someone
You: fuccccccccck
Stranger: Why won't you tell?
You: I think I will just take the easy way out
You: kill myself
Stranger: o___o
You: you will be the last person i'll talk to
Stranger: Don't do it!
You: and I don't even know you
Stranger: ...
Stranger: 13 years old girl from Finland
You: Well I am from America
Stranger: I'm too young to hear this all!
You: I am 22 years old
Stranger: Okay...
You: and tonight will be my last day breathing
Stranger: Don't do it man! DON'T!
You: I am going to get the .38 revolver and shot my head
You: how do I shot gun?
Stranger: Are you mad?! (
You: no I got glad
You: (trash bags that is)
Stranger: .__.
You: will farewell
You: I will finally meet my wife in heaven now
You: or hell idklulz
Stranger: ó___ò
Stranger: But think about your mom and dad and friends!
You: sorry you had to read this you're too young
You: I don't have friends or family
Stranger: No I'm not ò.ó
You: I got nothing...
You: NOTHING I TELL YOU!
Stranger:
You: sorry
Stranger: That's okay...
You: this will be my final message
Stranger: NO
You: good bye
Stranger: HEY MAN DON't DO THIS
Stranger:
You: sorry see you in the next life
Stranger:
Stranger: ...
Stranger: See you...
You have disconnected.
That wasn't funny. Joking about suicide is never funny.
This was the reaction I was striving for.Jebus wrote:
That wasn't funny. Joking about suicide is never funny.
lmao
Omegle Chat wrote:
You: Wanna butsex ?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: no
You: y ?
Stranger: u know what /b is?
You: im gonna rape you anyway
Stranger: impossible
Stranger: >
You: im telling you
You: interner is the shit
Stranger: hey
Stranger: u a dude?
You: yea
You: you a dude also?
Stranger: im a 66 year old transie
Stranger: lets get it on
You: im 77 years old
Stranger: my penis is a lil saggy though
You: im old as fuck
Stranger: might have to go get it boxied
You: my doctor dont want to give me viagra
You: fucker!
Stranger: suck my saggy dick
You: better for him, because if he would, I would stick my penis in his ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I made a friend. :3 She gave me her email address to continue our conversation.
she has a webcam? lol
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello lmao
Stranger: what's up? lmao
You: whats so funny?
You: nothing
You: u?
Stranger: nothing really lmao
You: ic
Stranger: i'm kinda sad lmao
You: that sux
You: there's a cure for that, wanna know?
Stranger: what is it? lmao
You: buttsecks, but don't tell any1 else, cos i only tell the people i like, k?
Stranger: ok lmao
Stranger: can i have some? lmao
You: let's do it in the butt, mmk?
You: yaay
Stranger: yay lmao
Stranger: bend over lmao
You: u first
You: it only works that way
Stranger: oh ok lmao
You: ya
Stranger: *bends over* lmao
You: *inserts penis*
You: *fucks*
Stranger: *feels oh so good* lmao
You: *came*
You: happy?
Stranger: yeah lmao
You: cooool
Stranger: i feel much better lmao
You: told ya
Stranger: yeah you were right lmao
You: lets do it again, this time for the lulz?
Stranger: nah lmao
You: cmon now, pls
Stranger: NO lmao
You: pls
Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO lmao
Stranger: FUCK OFF lmao
You: do
You: it
Stranger: ok lmao
You: kk
You: *bends you over*
Stranger: lmao
You: *inserts penis*
Stranger: lmao
You: kk
Stranger: *feels oh so good* lmao
You: *fucks*
Stranger: lmao
You: *still fucking*
Stranger: lmao
You: *cums*
Stranger: lmao
You: k, im done
Stranger: thanks lmao
You: np
Stranger: well i'm going to sleep now lmao
Stranger: lmao
You: kk:)
Stranger: i hope to meet you again lmao
You: bye ((
You: same!
Stranger: bye lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmoa
You:
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmaolmaolmao
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmaolmaolmao
Stranger: lmaolmao
Stranger: bye lmao
You: no wait!
Stranger: what lmao
You: one more buttsecks, pls!
Stranger: no lmao
You: cmon
Stranger: it's 3 am lmao
You: i have my black friend here
Stranger: i am your black friend lmao
You: no, hes from Africa
Stranger: oh lmao
You: real good at fucking
Stranger: nah lmao
You: 12 inche
Stranger: i've really got to go lmao
You: 8 inch girth
You: how can you pass that up?
Stranger: bye lmao
You: NO
You: 1 more time!
Stranger: NO LMAO
Stranger: SLEEP LMAO
You: YES
You: NO
Stranger: SORE BUTT LMAO
You: but his penis cures that!
Stranger: IF I TAKE IT IN THE BUTT I WILL HAVE NO ASS TO LAUGH OFF LMAO
You: you will after hes done wit you! trust me!
Stranger: LMAO NO
Stranger: LMAO
You: yes
Stranger: BYE LMAO
You: no, pls
Stranger: BYE LMAO
Stranger: LMAO
You: s
You: t
You: a
You: y
Stranger: L
Stranger: M
Stranger: A
Stranger: O
Stranger: NO LMAO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello lmao
Stranger: what's up? lmao
You: whats so funny?
You: nothing
You: u?
Stranger: nothing really lmao
You: ic
Stranger: i'm kinda sad lmao
You: that sux
You: there's a cure for that, wanna know?
Stranger: what is it? lmao
You: buttsecks, but don't tell any1 else, cos i only tell the people i like, k?
Stranger: ok lmao
Stranger: can i have some? lmao
You: let's do it in the butt, mmk?
You: yaay
Stranger: yay lmao
Stranger: bend over lmao
You: u first
You: it only works that way
Stranger: oh ok lmao
You: ya
Stranger: *bends over* lmao
You: *inserts penis*
You: *fucks*
Stranger: *feels oh so good* lmao
You: *came*
You: happy?
Stranger: yeah lmao
You: cooool
Stranger: i feel much better lmao
You: told ya
Stranger: yeah you were right lmao
You: lets do it again, this time for the lulz?
Stranger: nah lmao
You: cmon now, pls
Stranger: NO lmao
You: pls
Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO lmao
Stranger: FUCK OFF lmao
You: do
You: it
Stranger: ok lmao
You: kk
You: *bends you over*
Stranger: lmao
You: *inserts penis*
Stranger: lmao
You: kk
Stranger: *feels oh so good* lmao
You: *fucks*
Stranger: lmao
You: *still fucking*
Stranger: lmao
You: *cums*
Stranger: lmao
You: k, im done
Stranger: thanks lmao
You: np
Stranger: well i'm going to sleep now lmao
Stranger: lmao
You: kk:)
Stranger: i hope to meet you again lmao
You: bye ((
You: same!
Stranger: bye lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmoa
You:
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
You:
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmaolmaolmao
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: lmaolmaolmao
Stranger: lmaolmao
Stranger: bye lmao
You: no wait!
Stranger: what lmao
You: one more buttsecks, pls!
Stranger: no lmao
You: cmon
Stranger: it's 3 am lmao
You: i have my black friend here
Stranger: i am your black friend lmao
You: no, hes from Africa
Stranger: oh lmao
You: real good at fucking
Stranger: nah lmao
You: 12 inche
Stranger: i've really got to go lmao
You: 8 inch girth
You: how can you pass that up?
Stranger: bye lmao
You: NO
You: 1 more time!
Stranger: NO LMAO
Stranger: SLEEP LMAO
You: YES
You: NO
Stranger: SORE BUTT LMAO
You: but his penis cures that!
Stranger: IF I TAKE IT IN THE BUTT I WILL HAVE NO ASS TO LAUGH OFF LMAO
You: you will after hes done wit you! trust me!
Stranger: LMAO NO
Stranger: LMAO
You: yes
Stranger: BYE LMAO
You: no, pls
Stranger: BYE LMAO
Stranger: LMAO
You: s
You: t
You: a
You: y
Stranger: L
Stranger: M
Stranger: A
Stranger: O
Stranger: NO LMAO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I dunno. lolAndoura wrote:
she has a webcam? lol
ask her! and if she does... tell her to put it, then to take off her shirt, then screen shot everything or record it and post itMacbeth wrote:
I dunno. lolAndoura wrote:
she has a webcam? lol
lol. You know what for the fuck of it. When she emails me back and I ever get her to send me nudes, you'll be the first person I'll send copies to.Andoura wrote:
ask her! and if she does... tell her to put it, then to take off her shirt, then screen shot everything or record it and post itMacbeth wrote:
I dunno. lolAndoura wrote:
she has a webcam? lol
lool haha NICE! It's a deal sir how old is she ?Macbeth wrote:
lol. You know what for the fuck of it. When she emails me back and I ever get her to send me nudes, you'll be the first person I'll send copies to.Andoura wrote:
ask her! and if she does... tell her to put it, then to take off her shirt, then screen shot everything or record it and post itMacbeth wrote:
I dunno. lol
Right. Post them here instead.Macbeth wrote:
lol. You know what for the fuck of it. When she emails me back and I ever get her to send me nudes, you'll be the first person I'll send copies to.Andoura wrote:
ask her! and if she does... tell her to put it, then to take off her shirt, then screen shot everything or record it and post itMacbeth wrote:
I dunno. lol
Once (like 2 weeks ago) I had this conversation with a 17 year old dude from Iceland who initially pretended to be from somewhere which I have now forgotten but it was a good chat and I will now go there right this second because maybe I will talk to someone and they can tell me how to use fullstops and commas n shit, yo.
noice 
I have no idea.Andoura wrote:
lool haha NICE! It's a deal sir how old is she ?Macbeth wrote:
lol. You know what for the fuck of it. When she emails me back and I ever get her to send me nudes, you'll be the first person I'll send copies to.Andoura wrote:
ask her! and if she does... tell her to put it, then to take off her shirt, then screen shot everything or record it and post it
lmao hope she's between 16 and 18, otherwise she wont do itMacbeth wrote:
I have no idea.Andoura wrote:
lool haha NICE! It's a deal sir how old is she ?Macbeth wrote:
lol. You know what for the fuck of it. When she emails me back and I ever get her to send me nudes, you'll be the first person I'll send copies to.
Yup young girls with low self esteem and no friends will do anything.Andoura wrote:
lmao hope she's between 16 and 18, otherwise she wont do itMacbeth wrote:
I have no idea.Andoura wrote:
lool haha NICE! It's a deal sir how old is she ?
You: www.bf2s.com register on that forum is the best e-v-e-r
You: lol
Stranger: ha y?
You: to hang out and chill on the internet lol
Stranger: mhm
You: lol
Stranger: ha y?
You: to hang out and chill on the internet lol
Stranger: mhm
That was strange.....teh lulz wrote:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cocks
Stranger: socks
You: jocks
Stranger: talks
You: walks
Stranger: mocks
You: blocks
Stranger: fox
You: box
You: thats right
You: you've got nothing
Stranger: rocks
You: oh shi-
Stranger: well?
You: docks
Stranger: fuck'
Stranger: pocks
You: pocks?
You: wtf are pocks?
Stranger: chick pocks
Stranger: chicken pocks
You: thats cheating
You: nocks
Stranger: pock
Noun
1. a pus-filled blister resulting from smallpox
2. a pockmark [Old English pocc]
You: oh right
You: yes very much so indeed
You: i do believe however that it is your turn
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: nocks nice
Stranger: hawks
Stranger: hahaha
You: walks
Stranger: you said that
Stranger: already
You: i did?
Stranger: yes
You: oh so i did
You: york's
Stranger: whaaaaat
You: york
You: the place
Stranger: the r cuts the flow
Stranger: unless you have a fucked up accent
You: yohrkhs
Stranger: hahaha touche
You: lulz
Stranger: locks.
You: locks?
You: xcuz me wtf r u doin
Stranger: check the locks
You: k whatever
You: umm
Stranger: it works
You: woks
You: ha
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: ox
Stranger: hahaha
You: goddamnit
Stranger: that one was fucking good you have to admit
You: chops
Stranger: shit nice
You:
You: twas
Stranger: equinox
You: okay you win
You: ive got nothing
Stranger: well played sir
You: to you too
You: anyway
You: i shalt be off to eat scones and drink tea
You: jolly good show
You have disconnected.
noice
Strangest conversation i never had in my fkin life loolllooooollll wrote:
Stranger: Why don't you look at me when we make love?
Stranger: Is it me? Is it you?
You: wtf
Stranger: Is it because I'm getting older? Fatter?
You: lol
Stranger: Just tell me what I'm doing wrong!
You: cuz your ugly
Stranger: Please! I can change!
Stranger: My looks? Really?
You: your ugly
You: yea
You: and you can't fuck
You: you also have a small dick
Stranger: ....
You: it's like having sex with a 7 years old kit
You: kid*
Stranger: Bitch. Look, you accpeted all this when we got together.
You: i did
You: but now things changed
You: how the fuck am i supose to be with a man that cant give me sex
Stranger: ... Who is he?
Stranger: Who's the other man.
Stranger: Tell me now.
Stranger: I'll kill him. I'll slit his throat and with his blood I'll proclaim my love for you.
Stranger: I love you, baby. I love you.
Stranger: Please don't leave me.
Stranger: Who is he?
You: I wont tell you
You: I hope you understand
You: BUT YOUR AN ASSHOLE THATS ALL!
Stranger: Understand?
Stranger: What is there to understand?
Stranger: Nothing makes any sense!
Stranger: I gave you everything. EVERYTHING.
Stranger: I paid your bills, bought your implants.
Stranger: I even ate you out when I didn't want to!
Stranger: Why is it not enough?
Stranger: I'll buy you a dildo! 12 inches!
You: the dildo was the only thing i really enjoyed
You: over all these years
You: can you imagine
You: 12 years with you, and the ONLY thing i enjoyed was that dildo
You: that show you how much you sucked in bed !
Stranger: You know what?
Stranger: Fuck you.
Stranger: I don't need you.
Stranger: This diamond ring? I saved for years for it.
Stranger: I was going to propose.
Stranger: But fuck you.
Stranger: I don't need you!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Oh God, baby, don't leave me.
Stranger: Please.
Stranger: Don't leave me.
Stranger: I love you.
You: It's over Robert
You: i'm sorry
Stranger: Damn it, Stephanie!
Stranger: PLEASE.
Stranger: I NEED YOU.
You: and I NEED A MAN THAT CAN FUCK ME HARD, THAT WILL CUM ON MY FACE, THAT WILL PUT HIS DICK IN MY ASS
You: and you don't do these things
You: SO FUCK YOU!
Stranger: No
Stranger: Please
Stranger: I need you
Stranger: I need you
Stranger: please
Stranger: i'm cutting again
Stranger: don't leave
Stranger: i need you
You: you know what you need
You: you need to turn gay Robert, thats what you need
Stranger: ...
Stranger: But...
Stranger: Would that explain why I always liked anal?
You: it would
You: i knew it
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: Stephanie
Stranger: I'm Catholic
Stranger: I can't be gay
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: please
Stranger: you can't do this to me.
You: Robert...
You: I fucked your brother
You: at least he is not like you
You: he know how to do it
You: i remember the other night
You: he took me so hard
You: it was so good, i just couldn't believe it
You: so YES
You: im leaving you for you brother !
Stranger: I'm going to kill him
Stranger: That fucker
Stranger: He took EVERYTHING from me
Stranger: I'm going to kill him
Stranger: For you
Stranger: For us
Stranger: I love you, Stephanie
Stranger: I'm going to kill him
Stranger: For us
Stranger: Just watch
Stranger: I'll be back. And he'll be dead
You: if you kill him... you'll kill me
Stranger: For you
Stranger: No, never you
Stranger: I love you
Stranger: i love you
You: Robert
Stranger: I have to go
Stranger: I love you
okay that was weird
noice
You: the game
Stranger: the game
You: the game
You: lost you
Stranger: the game i win
You: u don't no game the win
Stranger: do you?
You: no
You: I do
Stranger: what's the game than
You: Don't know
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: what
You: tahw
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Apparently 16 year old Finnish females aren't up for sexes chat.Stranger: heyy
You: yyeh
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 Male Scotland
You: You?
Stranger: 16 f finland
You: Sweet
You: sexes chat?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Last edited by SirSchloppy (2009-05-04 06:40:20)