fucking pussy
psh, I just got an interview for a classy restaurant.
Yaknow, where they serve 7-course (sometimes 10-course) dinners and shit.
Yaknow, where they serve 7-course (sometimes 10-course) dinners and shit.
The first interview I had I sweated so much it stung my eyes, stuttered uncontrollably, couldn't look at the guy at all. Thing is: It's fucking ridiculous. I know it's not a big deal, they just want to talk to me, to find out that I'm not a complete chav, but I can't help being nervous..Gooners wrote:
fucking pussy
Cunt. How old are you?Jenspm wrote:
psh, I just got an interview for a classy restaurant.
Yaknow, where they serve 7-course (sometimes 10-course) dinners and shit.
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I was just joking but yeah.
17, '91 model.Finray wrote:
The first interview I had I sweated so much it stung my eyes, stuttered uncontrollably, couldn't look at the guy at all. Thing is: It's fucking ridiculous. I know it's not a big deal, they just want to talk to me, to find out that I'm not a complete chav, but I can't help being nervous..Gooners wrote:
fucking pussyCunt. How old are you?Jenspm wrote:
psh, I just got an interview for a classy restaurant.
Yaknow, where they serve 7-course (sometimes 10-course) dinners and shit.
GT Version?Jenspm wrote:
17, '91 model.Finray wrote:
The first interview I had I sweated so much it stung my eyes, stuttered uncontrollably, couldn't look at the guy at all. Thing is: It's fucking ridiculous. I know it's not a big deal, they just want to talk to me, to find out that I'm not a complete chav, but I can't help being nervous..Gooners wrote:
fucking pussyCunt. How old are you?Jenspm wrote:
psh, I just got an interview for a classy restaurant.
Yaknow, where they serve 7-course (sometimes 10-course) dinners and shit.
but of course.M.O.A.B wrote:
GT Version?Jenspm wrote:
17, '91 model.Finray wrote:
The first interview I had I sweated so much it stung my eyes, stuttered uncontrollably, couldn't look at the guy at all. Thing is: It's fucking ridiculous. I know it's not a big deal, they just want to talk to me, to find out that I'm not a complete chav, but I can't help being nervous..Gooners wrote:
fucking pussy
Cunt. How old are you?
I'm 16, '92 model. 17 in July. What will you be getting paid at this new job?Jenspm wrote:
17, '91 model.Finray wrote:
The first interview I had I sweated so much it stung my eyes, stuttered uncontrollably, couldn't look at the guy at all. Thing is: It's fucking ridiculous. I know it's not a big deal, they just want to talk to me, to find out that I'm not a complete chav, but I can't help being nervous..Gooners wrote:
fucking pussyCunt. How old are you?Jenspm wrote:
psh, I just got an interview for a classy restaurant.
Yaknow, where they serve 7-course (sometimes 10-course) dinners and shit.
Noice, I'm a mid '90 model with all the extrasJenspm wrote:
but of course.M.O.A.B wrote:
GT Version?Jenspm wrote:
17, '91 model.
£13 pr hour as the "standard" wage, but there should be some overtime bonuses and shit up for grabs as well.Finray wrote:
I'm 16, '92 model. 17 in July. What will you be getting paid at this new job?Jenspm wrote:
17, '91 model.Finray wrote:
The first interview I had I sweated so much it stung my eyes, stuttered uncontrollably, couldn't look at the guy at all. Thing is: It's fucking ridiculous. I know it's not a big deal, they just want to talk to me, to find out that I'm not a complete chav, but I can't help being nervous..
Cunt. How old are you?
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THIRJenspm wrote:
£13 pr hour as "standard", but there should be some overtime bonuses and shit up for grabs as well.Finray wrote:
I'm 16, '92 model. 17 in July. What will you be getting paid at this new job?Jenspm wrote:
17, '91 model.
TEEN
POUNDS?????????
Holy shizbotJenspm wrote:
£13 pr hour as the "standard" wage, but there should be some overtime bonuses and shit up for grabs as well.Finray wrote:
I'm 16, '92 model. 17 in July. What will you be getting paid at this new job?Jenspm wrote:
17, '91 model.
Is that for part-time?
summer job.M.O.A.B wrote:
Holy shizbotJenspm wrote:
£13 pr hour as the "standard" wage, but there should be some overtime bonuses and shit up for grabs as well.Finray wrote:
I'm 16, '92 model. 17 in July. What will you be getting paid at this new job?
Is that for part-time?
guis, remember that salaries are much higher over here due to taxes and overall high pricing.
I'm actually risking having to pay taxes this year. fuck.
But is it still a lot in your currency/country?Jenspm wrote:
summer job.M.O.A.B wrote:
Holy shizbotJenspm wrote:
£13 pr hour as the "standard" wage, but there should be some overtime bonuses and shit up for grabs as well.
Is that for part-time?
guis, remember that salaries are much higher over here due to taxes and overall high pricing.
I'm actually risking having to pay taxes this year. fuck.
Considering I think £5.75 is a shitload..
well it's above average, but I'd say an average summer job is like £9-10.Finray wrote:
But is it still a lot in your currency/country?Jenspm wrote:
summer job.M.O.A.B wrote:
Holy shizbot
Is that for part-time?
guis, remember that salaries are much higher over here due to taxes and overall high pricing.
I'm actually risking having to pay taxes this year. fuck.
Considering I think £5.75 is a shitload..
I've previously worked in a lady's back yard for £12, and at a moving company for £11.
yet, I'm still broke. It's amazing how money flies out the window
Take the lunch from Subway and slam the bag on the table right in the beginning of the interview.
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Bahahahahah lol'dGC_PaNzerFIN wrote:
Take the lunch from Subway and slam the bag on the table right in the beginning of the interview.
Think I should scream "Gimme a job, BITCH" while I'm at it?
no but when they ask about your work experience tell em you have right to remain silent.Finray wrote:
Bahahahahah lol'dGC_PaNzerFIN wrote:
Take the lunch from Subway and slam the bag on the table right in the beginning of the interview.
Think I should scream "Gimme a job, BITCH" while I'm at it?
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You can trade me for my civil service temp summer job doing admin duties if you want? That is going to be a bitch, full of bullshit its intended to test your "competancies" which are really pretty dammed impossible for an 18 year old to have.
Hah, same.Finray wrote:
I'm 16, '92 model. 17 in July. What will you be getting paid at this new job?
Be respectful, but dont be a tight ass. Also dont use big words you cant understand cause you will sound like a douchebag... And make eye contact. Just remember they are interviewing you to get to know you, dont be too formal
Damn, I natrually speak with long words. I'll try to act a bit dumb then .Wallpaper wrote:
Hah, same.Finray wrote:
I'm 16, '92 model. 17 in July. What will you be getting paid at this new job?
Be respectful, but dont be a tight ass. Also dont use big words you cant understand cause you will sound like a douchebag... And make eye contact. Just remember they are interviewing you to get to know you, dont be too formal
McDonalds is a crack-up, particularly with their write-up of Finray's job. '"Customer Care Assistant"? How 'bout "Clerk". "Guy at the Counter", "Guy taking orders" or "Guy dealing with fat morons"?
I wonder what they call the burger-flippers? "Chef a la casa con el sabor hamburguesas de mierda"?
Finray you'll be fine, just remember that while you may be in an interview for a job, your employer probably has about half the education you do. That being said when you get the job don't constantly remind your employer of that fact - leaving post-it notes on his desk with the message "I'm more qualified than you, dickhole" is not a good idea, particularly if you have distinctive handwriting as I do.
(And yes, that is how Ty lost his McDonalds job. Interesting story for another time maybe.)
I wonder what they call the burger-flippers? "Chef a la casa con el sabor hamburguesas de mierda"?
Finray you'll be fine, just remember that while you may be in an interview for a job, your employer probably has about half the education you do. That being said when you get the job don't constantly remind your employer of that fact - leaving post-it notes on his desk with the message "I'm more qualified than you, dickhole" is not a good idea, particularly if you have distinctive handwriting as I do.
(And yes, that is how Ty lost his McDonalds job. Interesting story for another time maybe.)
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Hah cheers for the vote of confidence
Oh please do tell! :3Ty wrote:
McDonalds is a crack-up, particularly with their write-up of Finray's job. '"Customer Care Assistant"? How 'bout "Clerk". "Guy at the Counter", "Guy taking orders" or "Guy dealing with fat morons"?
I wonder what they call the burger-flippers? "Chef a la casa con el sabor hamburguesas de mierda"?
Finray you'll be fine, just remember that while you may be in an interview for a job, your employer probably has about half the education you do. That being said when you get the job don't constantly remind your employer of that fact - leaving post-it notes on his desk with the message "I'm more qualified than you, dickhole" is not a good idea, particularly if you have distinctive handwriting as I do.
(And yes, that is how Ty lost his McDonalds job. Interesting story for another time maybe.)
It's MacDonalds. You do know that if you passed the online thing that means you have the job, right? The interview is just to check if you are human - I have had several friends work at McDs and that is what happens. The interview is incredibly basic.Finray wrote:
4 Days, bricking it, I hate interviews.
For proper interview advice, open up your wrists when sitting on the chair and never cross legs or hold hands. Sit with both arms on each chair arm (or your leg) and sit up but not back. The opening up the wrists thing means that you are trusting towards the interviewer (you're in a vulnerable position and your main artery is at full view, is the most basic explanation) and sitting normally shows that you aren't either defensive or too arrogant.
The small details are all that count in an interview. It's a fact that 90% of interviews are decided before the interviewer speaks. It's a subconscious reaction by the interviewer, but that is how it works. Smile and give a firm hand shake.
You will be absolutely fine. Trust me.