I hate them. really utterly truely hate them.
Picture the scene, i'm in bed with my whiskey, watching Have i got news for you when the stupid thing goes off. So i'm thinking drill or something pointless, so trackies and a shirt on, doorkey and fags - no shoes.
10mins later we're still all there, i hadnt even put boxers on so my penis pretty much receded into my pelvis, and my lighters out of fuel. And i didn't have anything to light it on, because lo and behold, there's no fire. Just some broken sensor in the roofspace.
---
And, why the fuck do they never go off at decent times, times when i might not be in bed with whiskey and good tv. Why not 3pm for example, when i'm in the pub, or 9am when i'm in lectures.
/rant
Picture the scene, i'm in bed with my whiskey, watching Have i got news for you when the stupid thing goes off. So i'm thinking drill or something pointless, so trackies and a shirt on, doorkey and fags - no shoes.
10mins later we're still all there, i hadnt even put boxers on so my penis pretty much receded into my pelvis, and my lighters out of fuel. And i didn't have anything to light it on, because lo and behold, there's no fire. Just some broken sensor in the roofspace.
---
And, why the fuck do they never go off at decent times, times when i might not be in bed with whiskey and good tv. Why not 3pm for example, when i'm in the pub, or 9am when i'm in lectures.
/rant
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella