Fire Alarms and Me

2009-04-25 16:01:16

#1

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6525|so randum

I hate them. really utterly truely hate them.

Picture the scene, i'm in bed with my whiskey, watching Have i got news for you when the stupid thing goes off. So i'm thinking drill or something pointless, so trackies and a shirt on, doorkey and fags - no shoes.

10mins later we're still all there, i hadnt even put boxers on so my penis pretty much receded into my pelvis, and my lighters out of fuel. And i didn't have anything to light it on, because lo and behold, there's no fire. Just some broken sensor in the roofspace.

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And, why the fuck do they never go off at decent times, times when i might not be in bed with whiskey and good tv. Why not 3pm for example, when i'm in the pub, or 9am when i'm in lectures.

/rant

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2009-04-25 16:03:19

#2

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6671

hmm screw fire its overrated

Ted eats fire for breakfast lol

2009-04-25 16:04:40

#3

Banksey: Banksey Says: Chew, don't choke :); +12|5511|Ireland

I can see this ending in the not to distant future with something along the lines of The Boy Who Cried Wolf

2009-04-25 16:05:27

#4

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6525|so randum

Banksey wrote:
I can see this ending in the not to distant future with something along the lines of The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Or, the boy who burnt down elms village to prove a point as to when fire alarms should go off, and when they shouldnt.

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2009-04-25 16:06:18

#5

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6555|Global Command

Next time, wait until you smell smoke.

2009-04-25 16:08:00

#6

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6525|so randum

ATG wrote:
Next time, wait until you smell smoke.

i think we can get fined if we take too long. not sure.

and after the time i found the cap for the whiskey, found my trackies, shirt, filters, paper, ligher, baccy and key id been ages already

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2009-04-25 16:20:32

#7

elite.mafia: Banned; +122|6479|USA

next time just drag ur whisky, ur bed and ur tv outside... I would.

2009-04-25 16:22:52

#8

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,973|6657|949

FatherTed wrote:
ATG wrote:
Next time, wait until you smell smoke.
i think we can get fined if we take too long. not sure.

and after the time i found the cap for the whiskey, found my trackies, shirt, filters, paper, ligher, baccy and key id been ages already

Ah you roll your own? Laying in bed, drinking whiskey, smoking cigs and watching tv. You are like an Irish version of most American grandmas.

2009-04-25 16:35:57

#9

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6515|Gogledd Cymru

Tell me about it, got woke up at 3 am two days ago, 11 am aftert I'd been out this morning etc fucking alrams

2009-04-25 16:52:00

#10

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|6764|Comber, Northern Ireland

muhahahaha i made it go off

2009-04-25 16:54:52

#11

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6690|NT, like Mick Dundee

Mmm. When I was in London last the fire alarms in the hotel went of twice. In the same morning. 3am and 5am. On the day I was due to board the Eurostar.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-25 17:27:37

#12

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6525|so randum

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
ATG wrote:
Next time, wait until you smell smoke.
i think we can get fined if we take too long. not sure.

and after the time i found the cap for the whiskey, found my trackies, shirt, filters, paper, ligher, baccy and key id been ages already
Ah you roll your own? Laying in bed, drinking whiskey, smoking cigs and watching tv. You are like an Irish version of most American grandmas.

ofc i roll my own. cheaper, not as bad for ya, and a hell of a lot tastier.

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2009-04-25 17:28:34

#13

Amdi Peter: peut-être; +111|5573|paris

I had just put on some headphones and starting listening to music.

In case anybody should come to my room then, I would just claim I didn't hear the alarm.

2009-04-25 17:29:12

#14

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6525|so randum

Amdi Peter wrote:
I had just put on some headphones and starting listening to music.

In case anybody should come to my room then, I would just claim I didn't hear the alarm.

ive slept through them before, but im an intensly deep sleeper

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2009-04-25 17:29:29

#15

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6646|London, England

So do you really drink all the time? In bed with your whiskey? If only we were all like you teds

2009-04-25 17:31:30

#16

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5814|Catherine Black

When I was in London on holiday the alarm went off at 5AM on the dot three nights on the trot.

Fucking sucked.

2009-04-25 17:32:42

#17

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6525|so randum

Mekstizzle wrote:
So do you really drink all the time? In bed with your whiskey? If only we were all like you teds

not all the time. though i always keep whiskey in my room, helps me sleep.

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2009-04-25 17:34:44

#18

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6646|London, England

I need to start taking up that practice, can't fall asleep to save my life these days

2009-04-25 17:36:57

#19

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6525|so randum

Mekstizzle wrote:
I need to start taking up that practice, can't fall asleep to save my life these days

mm. ive been in hospital before for it when i was little, i had some weird fits or something. not epilepsy, my brain was developing too fast and wouldnt shut off, so it sorta crashed. longest i was out for was 3 days. bit odd. but yeah, ive never been able to sleep well, at uni im averaging about 6 hours a night.

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2009-04-25 18:14:49

#20

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|5710|SQUID

The alarm once went off when I was asleep, just got up and turned it off. True story.

2009-04-25 18:29:49

#21

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6025|Vortex Ring State

My Worst Fire Alarm Experience:
I'm on the toilet, taking a (big) shit. The alarm goes off.

People need to buy QUALITY sensors, not the cheap $10 shit ones.

2009-04-25 18:32:40