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2009-04-02 14:43:03

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6470

Stranger: Never gonna give you up...
You: I should just kill myself
You:
You: my life really sucks rightn now
You: I don't think I can go on
Stranger: No, buy World of warcraft
You: but why?
You: my girlfriend that I was dating for 2 months dumped me
Stranger: cause buy wow = Buy a newlife
You: I really loved her
You: I can't go on
Stranger: Ouch
Stranger: sry guys
You: and all the kids at school make fun of the way I dress and my haircut
You: and the fact that I wear black nail poilsh
Stranger: They're bastard
You: It represents my inner soul
Stranger: The answer is Wow
Stranger: Wow is the real life
Stranger: Buy wow and, come happy
You: the only thing that gives me joy is Fallout Boy and My Chemical Romance
You: they understand my pain
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2009-04-02 14:48:13

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6472

This service has one main flaw:

It makes every retard on the Internet feel entitled to be 'funny' and post completely zzz and unfunny chatlogs.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo_ooooooooo

_{libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual}. _{http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/}

2009-04-02 14:49:57

baggs: Member; +732|6206

Uzique wrote:
This service has one main flaw:

It makes every retard on the Internet feel entitled to be 'funny' and post completely zzz and unfunny chatlogs.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo_ooooooooo

Not everyone has social issues like you.

Good night.

2009-04-02 14:51:42

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6472

baggs wrote:
Uzique wrote:
This service has one main flaw:

It makes every retard on the Internet feel entitled to be 'funny' and post completely zzz and unfunny chatlogs.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo_ooooooooo
Not everyone has social issues like you.

Good night.

Social issues? You're the morons sat talking to a stranger on a white-screen for hours, revelling in your own "lolfunny" comic glory. Social issues? Seems to be the flavour of the day for many of you.

_{libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual}. _{http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/}

2009-04-02 14:54:06

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5790|Catherine Black

Markooo*Est wrote:
Finray wrote:
Markooo*Est wrote:
u doubt of her or me?
Him I mean her.
too good to be true?

General rule of life.

2009-04-02 15:25:16

Defiance: Member; +438|6672

Wow, this is retarded.

2009-04-02 15:28:11

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6744|London

Defiance wrote:
Wow, this is retarded.

Yeah.

It's about as funny as finrays posts on the "Top 100 IRC/Xfire quotes" thread.

2009-04-02 15:30:09

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6634

Dauntless wrote:
Defiance wrote:
Wow, this is retarded.
Yeah.

It's about as funny as finrays posts on the "Top 100 IRC/Xfire quotes" thread.

But they're not even funny!

Oh silly me, I get it!

Dauntless you never cease to amaze me, always put a smile on my face, I love you.

2009-04-02 15:33:04

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6539|Long Island, New York

Stranger: my name is detective john kimble
You: sup ahnold
Stranger: damn
You: i know right
Stranger: you see right through me disguise
Stranger: is it the voice?
You: it's okay man
You: i'm here for you
You: no, it's the cock
Stranger: touch it
You: i can't find it
Stranger: don't bullshit me
You: WHO IS YOUR DADDY
Stranger: i want to ask you a bunch of questions
You: i'm gonna give you a bunch of answers.
Stranger: QUIET!!!
You: STOP IT!
You: NO!
Stranger: you son of a bitch
You: DON'T TOUCH ME THERE REVEREND!
You: NO!
You: STOP IT, IT'S TIGHT
You: OH MY GOD
You: NO
You: OH MY GOD
You: IT'S SO HARD!!
Stranger: i'll ram my fist into your stomach, and rip out your SPINE!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: MY PENIS
You: IT'S HARD
You: SO HARD
You: FOR YOU
Stranger: IM SO WET
You: FUCK MAN
Stranger: FUCK ME NOW
You: OKAY
You: I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
Stranger: I OPEN MY BLOUSE
You: I GRUNT LIKE A RHINOCEROS AND PULL BACK YOUR FAT ROLLS
Stranger: WRONG FLAP!
You: FUCK THAT WAS YOUR CHIN WASN'T IT?
Stranger: YEAH
You: GOD DAMMIT GET ME SOME SOAP, I'LL FUCK YOUR NECK
You: LATHER THAT SHIT UP BABY
Stranger: YEAH HARDER
Stranger: HARDER
You: OH BABY I'M CUMMING
You: FUCK
You: WAIT
You: TOO SOON
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: pearl necklace.
--disconnected--

Last edited by Poseidon (2009-04-02 15:37:02)

2009-04-02 15:42:30

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6547

I had a pleasant conversation about video games with a Finn. Don't know what site you were using.

2009-04-02 16:12:42

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6448|Boulder, CO

Well I had a very nice conversation with a Californian based in LA. A very polite and interesting conversation was had.

2009-04-02 16:14:38

Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|6576|London

I had some pretty good convos, even the ones who started off trying to troll ended up having a real chat

2009-04-03 03:59:42

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6633|Finland

My definitely last attempt on this thing:

You: Can you help me with something?
Stranger: sure
You: This is quite delicate, so I thought I'd come here to remain anonymous
Stranger: as long as its not pervy
You: Oh no
You: I'm actually a twin
You: Don't be frightened now, but I'm a Siamese twin
You: So can I ask you something?
Stranger: oh no it is pervy?
or oh no its not
You: Can I ask you a question or not?
You: Promise not to laugh
You: My sister is right here beside me (well, d-uh)
Stranger: shoot
You: A few days ago I noticed some pubic hair, you know, down there
You: Whos is it?
Stranger: ok bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-04-05 10:58:50

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|5766|Belgium

Connecting to server...
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You: hi
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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl

lolz

Last edited by Jebus (2009-04-05 10:59:03)

2009-04-05 11:11:57

iPwnerrrr: Lets go tazy crazy!; +19|6264

Tried it last night. I had an interesting convo with a guy from San Antonio. It ranged from what the weather is like where I live, to talking about UFC, then the guy telling me about his MMA classes.

2009-04-05 11:31:23

gnot<3: Leave blank to use forum default.; +45|5556

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2009-04-05 11:39:47

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|5766|Belgium

3 out of 4 people I talked to just now were 17 year old girls from Finland, coincidence?

2009-04-05 11:53:19

gnot<3: Leave blank to use forum default.; +45|5556

Jebus wrote:
3 out of 4 people I talked to just now were 17 year old girls from Finland, coincidence?

probably, but my person was a 31 year old male from Finland.

2009-04-05 11:54:02

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6367|California

Stranger: hello
You: Hey baby
Stranger: how are you?
You: im 15/f/ca
You: lets talk sexy time
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2009-04-05 12:03:00

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6634

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NIGGA WHT U SAYIN G
You: ??
Stranger: wankwand?
You: WHAT U MEAN JERKIN MY SHIT?
You: HELL YEAHH I BEEN JERKIN MY SHIIT
You: WHAT U SAYYIN YEOO
Stranger: you are damn hot
Stranger: i can't contain myself i'm gonna have to get myself off now.
You: NIGGA
You: IM FEELIN DA SAME WAY
You: YEO
You: FUCK
You: IMM JERKIN MY SHIT YEO
Stranger: now?
Stranger: SHITOCAUST. use this word. it is good

2009-04-05 13:29:47

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|6686|West Yorkshire, U.K

Stranger: hi
You: Hello there
Stranger: SHUT UP

Stranger: YYOU BASTARD
You: lol

No.

2009-04-05 13:51:39

some lulz.

2009-04-05 13:53:16

Markooo*Est: Previously known as CC-Marley; +334|6149|Estonia

many of them are from brazil amirite?

2009-04-05 14:04:20

NateW: my sigs worse than yours; +191|6134

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: NIGGA WHT U SAYIN G
Stranger: ??
You: wankwand?
Stranger: WHAT U MEAN JERKIN MY SHIT?
Stranger: HELL YEAHH I BEEN JERKIN MY SHIIT
Stranger: WHAT U SAYYIN YEOO
You: you are damn hot
You: i can't contain myself i'm gonna have to get myself off now.
Stranger: NIGGA
Stranger: IM FEELIN DA SAME WAY
Stranger: YEO
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: IMM JERKIN MY SHIT YEO
You: now?
You: SHITOCAUST. use this word. it is good

2009-04-05 16:21:06

#100

destruktion_6143: Was ist Loos?; +154|6628|Canada

You: im from DPRK and have hacked the system to talk to outsiders
Stranger: so, i herd u liek mudkips
Stranger: hahaha
You: Kim Jong Ill is an awesome man
Stranger: poor guy
Stranger: your satelite crashed
You: he just doesnt like technology
You: he ordered it to crash
Stranger: oh, Dear Leader, what a wacky guy
You: bc he means everything to happen. am i correct?
Stranger: he is the Dear Leader
You: http://www.korea-dpr.com/ssi/policies/posting.html
Stranger: that's quite okay
Stranger: i don't want to hit up some CIA black list
You: it is our official website of the DPRK and our glorious leader
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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