Macbeth
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I was in journal square about 50 minutes ago picking up something from a friend of mine. After I had picked it up and left I needed to use the restroom and the only available bathrooms were at the train station under the bus stop.

So I went to the bathroom which from the looks of it was empty. After pissing I leave the stall and proceed to wash my hands. As I moved down the line of stalls to wash I was stopped and was confronted by two black men. One was a homosexual and the other a stereotypical thug.

The homosexuals looked at me and said "What you doin honey?"
I said the first thing to come to mind.
"Mortuary Science" My major.
The homosexual then said "Yeah I like science"
I then felt a hand rubbing my back. At first I was aroused but then it dawned on me I was in a men's bathroom. I turned around and saw a 6 foot black man with a shaggy beard. He smiled at me and licked his lips.
The other thug in front of me then said as he rubbed his face "I know what this lil niggas goin be doin in a minute."
The homosexual then said "I got an idea." He then adjusted his belt and took a step forward.
The first thing I could think of doing was making a quick lie to prevent myself from getting raped. I said calmly even though I was piss scarred.
"I have Hepatitis C, it is highly transmittable"
The two men in front of me stopped and looked at each other. You could hear a pin drop in the room.
I got lucky though as two officers walked into the bathroom and asked "Whats going on here?"
Everyone said nothing and I quickly left the bathroom. Upon going outside of the bathroom I saw two more officers who stopped me and asked my name and address. They then told me "When you Bayonne kids come here at night you have to be careful where you go. We can't be everywhere at once." They then let me be on my way before they entered the bathroom also.
I then made my way back home. That was the low point of my day.
Poseidon
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If this isn't copypasta, you are Don Shula.
elite.mafia
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This is why I ALWAYS carry a blade with me...
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Kmar
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Pics ...
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Gooners
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Holy shit! Why didn't you take it? Not everyday you come across two BBCs! Fucking missed opportunity tbh.
mcgid1
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A certain scene from the movie Deliverance came to mind as I read that.

Very disturbing.
Macbeth
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Gooners wrote:

Holy shit! Why didn't you take it? Not everyday you come across two BBCs! Fucking missed opportunity tbh.
3, two in front and 1 in back.
jsnipy
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Poseidon wrote:

If this isn't copypasta, you are Don Shula.
this, otherwise pics
Gooners
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Macbeth wrote:

Gooners wrote:

Holy shit! Why didn't you take it? Not everyday you come across two BBCs! Fucking missed opportunity tbh.
3, two in front and 1 in back.
You're not helping yourself. You fucked up. I'd kill to be where you were.

wat
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Superior Mind
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Hmm. I hope you ain't afraid to bite a dick.
h4hagen
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Damn, that sucks. @ carry a knife: Trying to shank one v three ends up with you in the gutter.
firebolt5
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Moral of the story?  Never go in a bathroom alone?
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Seriously did that happen?
Macbeth
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Roc18 wrote:

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s227 … Thread.jpg

Seriously did that happen?
Yes. It happened

Poseidon wrote:

If this isn't copypasta, you are Don Shula.
I had to google him, I still don't know hows that statement is relevant.

Last edited by Macbeth (2009-04-02 19:04:19)

{B-T}<babacanosh>
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how come you didnt tell the police anything?
Macbeth
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{B-T}<babacanosh> wrote:

how come you didnt tell the police anything?
remember that picking up stuff statement? Yeah I had about 4 dim bags on me. Staying there any longer was out of the question.
bugz
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Macbeth wrote:

{B-T}<babacanosh> wrote:

how come you didnt tell the police anything?
remember that picking up stuff statement? Yeah I had about 4 dim bags on me. Staying there any longer was out of the question.
So you should be feeling alright now then?
Uzique
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Sexually scarred or mentally scared?

I'm intrigued.

Speling eror or copy-pasta failsauce?

Edit: Also what the fuck was all that recently-deleted "You've never read Macbeth?" stuff about? Don't delete goldmines like that, I'm eagerly awaiting my chance to pounce on this self-fancied Shakespearean fanboy!

Last edited by Uzique (2009-04-02 19:18:01)

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Macbeth
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Uzique wrote:

Sexually scarred or mentally scared?

I'm intrigued.

Speling eror or copy-pasta failsauce?
Spelling error. Mentally scared.

Last edited by Macbeth (2009-04-02 19:17:42)

Mutantbear
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Uzique wrote:

Sexually scarred or mentally scared?

I'm intrigued.

Speling eror or copy-pasta failsauce?
Mentally scarred perhaps?
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Uzique
dasein.
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OK I was kidding, I'm not really intrigued, I don't care if a random Internet stranger gets raped- who am I kidding... lollercaust.

I just wanted to bitch about your spelling. Carry on, thread.
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