rh27
Not really a Brit
+51|6603|England
Seriously.

Recently I've been down on luck since my fiance left me a while ago (no I didn't post anything here about it). So in a drunken fit of enraged courage I signed up to show people around on campus. £8 an hour, free food - what could go wrong? At any rate I did it mainly for the free food

On the day I discovered the most awesome fact no one ever bothered to tell me: Those bright orange helper t-shirts pull more tail than a 10-inch dick

I was amazed, I pulled more then I ever did at any club that day and with little effort. It's like the bright orange contains some kind of pheromone or something.

Unfortunately after my shift I had to give it back, but I've signed up for next time and I'm gonna steal that damn shirt
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6630|Little Bentcock
Dude, they are coming to you for directions not..erm ..split-leg-tions.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6477
Steal it, tbh.

After my week of student campaigning in my awesome 'Official Campaign Team' top, I got more politically-motivated head than Clinton did in the Oval Office. Bitches just looove the student helpers. Bonus points if your outfit is bright-orange and therefore screaaaaams "I have the girth of an artillery shell".

What Uni were you/are you helping out at?
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rh27
Not really a Brit
+51|6603|England

Uzique wrote:

Steal it, tbh.

After my week of student campaigning in my awesome 'Official Campaign Team' top, I got more politically-motivated head than Clinton did in the Oval Office. Bitches just looove the student helpers. Bonus points if your outfit is bright-orange and therefore screaaaaams "I have the girth of an artillery shell".

What Uni were you/are you helping out at?
Lol. I did consider stealing it but I also wanted to be paid =\

And it's the University of East Anglia.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6477
Just steal it and receive poontang payment thereafter for weeks to come.

East Anglia knows what's up!
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liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6634|UK
Trouble is, the one that I would get given to show people round would have a quote from some famous physicist on it ... or something like "I <3 physics", but "physics" would be written in Greek letters.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6477

liquidat0r wrote:

Trouble is, the one that I would get given to show people round would have a quote from some famous physicist on it ... or something like "I <3 physics", but "physics" would be written in Greek letters.
That is the burden you must bear for taking a pussy-repellent subject. Doing an artsy subject like English Lit is a dream in comparison; simply quote Voltaire or Wilde and they're all over it.
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Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6582|London

liquidat0r wrote:

Trouble is, the one that I would get given to show people round would have a quote from some famous physicist on it ... or something like "I <3 physics", but "physics" would be written in Greek letters.
That's just tragic, bro.

We get ''I work with sick children'' t-shirts. Top that
rdx-fx
...
+955|6598
If you are in a "pussy repellant" major, like Engineering or Physics..

.. Go over to the nursing, biochem, and medical buildings to help them with their Chemistry and Math.
PLENTY of women in those majors.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6477

rdx-fx wrote:

If you are in a "pussy repellant" major, like Engineering or Physics..

.. Go over to the nursing, biochem, and medical buildings to help them with their Chemistry and Math.
PLENTY of women in those majors.
Or go check out the Art chicks to be sure of avoiding all nerd characteristics altogether.
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6507|so randum

Uzique wrote:

rdx-fx wrote:

If you are in a "pussy repellant" major, like Engineering or Physics..

.. Go over to the nursing, biochem, and medical buildings to help them with their Chemistry and Math.
PLENTY of women in those majors.
Or go check out the Art chicks to be sure of avoiding all nerd characteristics altogether.
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5709|College Park, MD
funny how uzique acts like he has a Ph.D in sex
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AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6160|what

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^^ orange shirt! Coincidence? I think not.
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6477

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

funny how uzique acts like he has a Ph.D in sex
Why's that funny? Uni students get more pussy than anyone else... go back to your fail-Uni that you haven't even got into yet. My college has a 70:30 ratio of females to males, and it's full of repressed toffs that love the laid-back liberalism of Uni life in comparison to the same-sex boarding school atmosphere. I don't think anyone experiences a sex-drought during their Uni years.

... Funny how Hurricane thinks he knows enough to pass comment, lol 16 year olds.

Last edited by Uzique (2009-02-15 07:42:06)

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DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+794|6692|United States of America

Uzique wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

funny how uzique acts like he has a Ph.D in sex
Why's that funny? Uni students get more pussy than anyone else... go back to your fail-Uni that you haven't even got into yet. My college has a 70:30 ratio of females to males, and it's full of repressed toffs that love the laid-back liberalism of Uni life in comparison to the same-sex boarding school atmosphere. I don't think anyone experiences a sex-drought during their Uni years.

... Funny how Hurricane thinks he knows enough to pass comment, lol 16 year olds.
Christ, I need to go study abroad in the UK...or two
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5709|College Park, MD

Uzique wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

funny how uzique acts like he has a Ph.D in sex
Why's that funny? Uni students get more pussy than anyone else... go back to your fail-Uni that you haven't even got into yet. My college has a 70:30 ratio of females to males, and it's full of repressed toffs that love the laid-back liberalism of Uni life in comparison to the same-sex boarding school atmosphere. I don't think anyone experiences a sex-drought during their Uni years.

... Funny how Hurricane thinks he knows enough to pass comment, lol 16 year olds.
surprised anyone wants to bang a guy whose head is so far up his ass he can see what he ate for lunch

And I have gotten into university. Where the fuck did you get the notion that I wasn't accepted yet?

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2009-02-15 07:50:38)

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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5709|College Park, MD
Also, a 70:30 female to male ratio? They better all be in the culinary arts department
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6477

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Uzique wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

funny how uzique acts like he has a Ph.D in sex
Why's that funny? Uni students get more pussy than anyone else... go back to your fail-Uni that you haven't even got into yet. My college has a 70:30 ratio of females to males, and it's full of repressed toffs that love the laid-back liberalism of Uni life in comparison to the same-sex boarding school atmosphere. I don't think anyone experiences a sex-drought during their Uni years.

... Funny how Hurricane thinks he knows enough to pass comment, lol 16 year olds.
surprised anyone wants to bang a guy whose head is so far up his ass he can see what he ate for lunch

And I have gotten into university. Where the fuck did you get the notion that I wasn't accepted yet?
You're not at University. Nor are you at a British institution. Therefore you don't know what you're talking about.

Where did I get 'x' notion? Your thread, you know, the one where you talk about that super-shit "Uni" you got into.

For a guy that has demonstrated an able-understanding of the difference between E-Persona and IRL-personality, you sure do turn into a dumbass when the flak is directed your way. Move along now, you really have zero knowledge of what you talk about, nor do you know anything about me and my PhD in sex (it was actually a PhD on the joys of anal copulation, but close enough).

And shake off the faux-chauvinism, 99% of the females at my college are supremely more intelligent than yourself. Lol @ the premise of there even being a 'culinary arts department' here; sorry, I'm not at an institution of Maryland-calibre...

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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5709|College Park, MD
The funny thing is, you're telling me I don't know what I'm talking about because I don't go to a British school... and then you start shit-talking an American university. Respect isn't a one-way street buddy, if you want me to keep quiet about what goes on in British universities then maybe you should shut your trap about American ones. And frankly college is what you make of it. A slacker who goes to MIT will probably be less successful than a very hard worker who goes to Maryland or UT Austin or UCLA or...
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6477

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

The funny thing is, you're telling me I don't know what I'm talking about because I don't go to a British school... and then you start shit-talking an American university. Respect isn't a one-way street buddy, if you want me to keep quiet about what goes on in British universities then maybe you should shut your trap about American ones. And frankly college is what you make of it. A slacker who goes to MIT will probably be less successful than a very hard worker who goes to Maryland or UT Austin or UCLA or...
Your final point is categorically untrue, I'm sorry but you'll have to realise and deal with the fundamental elitism and stereotypes that exist in society. I can "talk shit" about your American Uni based on what reputation and general notions exist, I don't have to actually attend the institution to get that tangible experience. You commenting on the likelihood of a British Uni student's sex life is an entirely different matter, it extends into the personal realm of which you have no clue whatsoever.

Also, the fact you think any prestigious British Uni has a "culinary arts department", or has st00pide females, is ridiculous. Of course you meant it in a comic-manner, blah de blah, but the fact is that you resorted to that snort-worthy humour because you had nothing else to say or retort with. I expressed this in the other thread, and I will reinforce my point: I > You. Go away. Pick another target, preferably one that doesn't provoke you to act like a 13 year old when you are shown up. Go back to Maryland and get your degree in Business Studies or whatever other pointless drivel you are doing, carry on believing in that reliable American dream principle of your steadfast determination doing all the work, and conveniently ignore the fact that you are teh sux.

Now, you started this silly little aside by making a wanky comment, you've been firmly smacked on the bum-bum and had the finger wagged on you. Stop being an IRL-McLovin and know when to shut the fuck up.
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rh27
Not really a Brit
+51|6603|England

AussieReaper wrote:

http://forums.bf2s.com/img/avatars/16121.gif

^^ orange shirt! Coincidence? I think not.
Oh god it's true. Even I'm attracted to it
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5709|College Park, MD
I think someone's ego inflates in direct proportion to the prestige of their university. Uzique, how are you greater than me in any way? You're taking time out of your life to talk down to someone who, in your mind, is lesser than you. Wouldn't a great person like you realize that's a waste of time and just ignore me?

And really, tell me how a shit university produces such people:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Un … ark_people
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DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+794|6692|United States of America
Can't you two see that you're in love with each other?
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6628|London, England

rh27 wrote:

Unfortunately after my shift I had to give it back, but I've signed up for next time and I'm gonna steal that damn shirt
Just buy a Netherlands national football team shirt

problem solved

oranje, oranje

https://www.subsidesports.com/uk/images/product/xlarge/HollHSSNo.19Patches0405z.jpg

*bonus points if it's Huntelaar
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6678|UK

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I think someone's ego inflates in direct proportion to the prestige of their university. Uzique, how are you greater than me in any way? You're taking time out of your life to talk down to someone who, in your mind, is lesser than you. Wouldn't a great person like you realize that's a waste of time and just ignore me?

And really, tell me how a shit university produces such people:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Un … ark_people
Jesus christ do you know how many legends Oxford has produced?!

The fucking University is older than your (adopted) country!

Last edited by m3thod (2009-02-15 08:17:22)

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