Seriously.
Recently I've been down on luck since my fiance left me a while ago (no I didn't post anything here about it). So in a drunken fit of enraged courage I signed up to show people around on campus. £8 an hour, free food - what could go wrong? At any rate I did it mainly for the free food
On the day I discovered the most awesome fact no one ever bothered to tell me: Those bright orange helper t-shirts pull more tail than a 10-inch dick
I was amazed, I pulled more then I ever did at any club that day and with little effort. It's like the bright orange contains some kind of pheromone or something.
Unfortunately after my shift I had to give it back, but I've signed up for next time and I'm gonna steal that damn shirt
Recently I've been down on luck since my fiance left me a while ago (no I didn't post anything here about it). So in a drunken fit of enraged courage I signed up to show people around on campus. £8 an hour, free food - what could go wrong? At any rate I did it mainly for the free food
On the day I discovered the most awesome fact no one ever bothered to tell me: Those bright orange helper t-shirts pull more tail than a 10-inch dick
I was amazed, I pulled more then I ever did at any club that day and with little effort. It's like the bright orange contains some kind of pheromone or something.
Unfortunately after my shift I had to give it back, but I've signed up for next time and I'm gonna steal that damn shirt