I knew you would say that my rad explodesReddhedd wrote:
Your radiator explodes.
I wish it was opposite day (anti-wish so it isn't opposite day)
Well done.
your wish wishs. but it's now after twelve so it's not opposite day anymore.
Well done.
your wish wishs. but it's now after twelve so it's not opposite day anymore.
I wish cake.
cake is a lie.
I wish spoon.
I wish spoon.
Your cake turns out to be a transexual cake [/nosensewhatseoever]
I wish my thread was still open
I wish my thread was still open
Your thread is re-opened, but you're perma-banned.Gooners wrote:
Your cake turns out to be a transexual cake [/nosensewhatseoever]
I wish my thread was still open
I still wish spoon.
Gooners spoons you all night.
I wish I was a fish.
I wish I was a fish.
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You become flaming_maniac.
I wish people would stop posting at the same time as me, as well as spoon.
I wish people would stop posting at the same time as me, as well as spoon.
Gooners spoons you all night again.
I wish I was a genius.
I wish I was a genius.
i spoon you all night
i wish i was gay
i wish i was gay
You become straight, based on the logic that -1 * -1 = 1
I wish I had a 26" monitor.
I wish I had a 26" monitor.
You get a non-flat screen CRT black and white 26" monitor.
I wish I was given a Corvette ZR1.
I wish I was given a Corvette ZR1.
it falls apart because it is shit, it's made of plastic, it's american, need I go on?
i wish my thread was still open
i wish my thread was still open
You're so happy to have your thread open that you openly admit to the time grandma worked you over with a strap-on.
I wish I was sleeping.
I wish I was sleeping.
You are behind the wheel.
I wish for unlimited wishes.
I wish for unlimited wishes.
you're sleeping.
Forever.
I wish I had moniez
Forever.
I wish I had moniez
Pwnt.Miggle wrote:
you're sleeping.
Forever.
I wish I had moniez
You win $100 million in a lottery. Your life loses all meaning since now you can buy anything.After a few months of fast living you commit suicide by driving your bmw off a cliff.Miggle wrote:
you're sleeping.
Forever.
I wish I had moniez
I wish college essays would go suck big, black, dripping cock
your wish is granted but the spelling police shoot you on sight.Miggle wrote:
you're sleeping.
Forever.
I wish I had moniez
i wish i didn't suck at english class
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
You die in a fire.
I wish someone would make my wish backfire instead of ignoring me like last time.
I wish someone would make my wish backfire instead of ignoring me like last time.
Wish granted, but you regret it for a lame reason
I wish I didn't suck at this
I wish I didn't suck at this
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
You don't suck but your parents don't love you either.
I wish for the Grinch to stop being show every fucking christmas on tv.
I wish for the Grinch to stop being show every fucking christmas on tv.
It's shown on every channel, every day but Christmas.TheAussieReaper wrote:
You don't suck but your parents don't love you either.
I wish for the Grinch to stop being show every fucking christmas on tv.
I wish I wasn't so lethargic.
granted, but you become so active and hyper you die of exhaustion or somethingFenris_GreyClaw wrote:
It's shown on every channel, every day but Christmas.TheAussieReaper wrote:
You don't suck but your parents don't love you either.
I wish for the Grinch to stop being show every fucking christmas on tv.
I wish I wasn't so lethargic.
I wish i wish
You wish, but it isn't a good one
I wish I was uber
I wish I was uber
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
You are instantly shot into space.War Man wrote:
You wish, but it isn't a good one
I wish I was uber
I wish I had a monkey named sprinkles the magical monkey and he could talk like a human and ride a motorcycle and surf and he crapped jellybeans and sorbet and was also a pastry chef who won the worlds best pie maker competition and he knew abraham lincoln so he knew how to make money out of toilet paper and we could go on super adventures and eat cake and ice cream all day and watch the smurfs and laugh and play hide and seek and we were invincible and always happy and he was never mean or tried to eat my skin.
