"The girl with the tattoo of a butterfly on her chest you meet at Dicks Last Resort has herpies."
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lol, "herpies".
hawtHarmor wrote:
"The girl with the tattoo of a butterfly on her chest you meet at Dicks Last Resort has herpies."
Harmor wrote:
"The girl with the tattoo of a butterfly on her chest you meet at Dicks Last Resort has herpies."
ask that girl in your grade 9 french class out you pussy
The lotto numbers for the next 5 years.
That, and the general 'study harder, get a job... etc.' sort of stuff.
That, and the general 'study harder, get a job... etc.' sort of stuff.
The brunette twin likes you, so does the redhead twin but she is a bitch and will ruin everything.
All the lotto numbers.
that broken motorcycle on the side of the road is actually an IED
Move all your investments into cash on 10/1/2007 ... you'll thank me later.
Follow your heart, not your head.
See that black chick that you think is gonna be one of the hottest in a couple of years but doesn't seem to be getting many guys now? Ask her out NOW
I didn't think that was actually a chain of restaurants, I only know of the one in Myrtle Beach.Harmor wrote:
"The girl with the tattoo of a butterfly on her chest you meet at Dicks Last Resort has herpies."
Last edited by _j5689_ (2008-12-23 18:45:39)
Kill yourself.
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after beating the SHIT out of myself. i would say, "Your going to have serious problems if u dont straighten your shit out. make as much money as you can. Stash as much as possible. And as fun as it may seem, morphine pills = bad. avoid them. and the Indie chick is FUCKING NUTS"
Stop eating ice cream
I know fucking karate
ask her out
Don't buy BF2. It's wasted so much of my time that I could have put into doing well in school or getting really good at guitar.
it was a dead camel for me..usmarine wrote:
that broken motorcycle on the side of the road is actually an IED
On Topic.
Don't get married and re-enlist.
Work hard, make good grades, and don't give up on your dreams cause they might actually come true.
Corny and generic, I know, but looking back it's the best advice anyone could have given me. Fortunately, I ended up figuring it out later.
Corny and generic, I know, but looking back it's the best advice anyone could have given me. Fortunately, I ended up figuring it out later.
Last edited by mcgid1 (2008-12-23 22:56:10)
To avoid some crazy bitches and not get to drunk several nights
If I went back in time and told myself that, I wouldnt listen, instead I would grow 5 years older, realize how I fucked up, go back in time and tell myself to Work hard, make good grades, and don't give up on your dreams cause they might actually come true.mcgid1 wrote:
Work hard, make good grades, and don't give up on your dreams cause they might actually come true.
Corny and generic, I know, but looking back it's the best advice anyone could have given me. Fortunately, I ended up figuring it out later.
but what I would tell myself... hmmm
"Dont let Paulo point the airsoft MP5 (425fps) at your face, its actually loaded and Paulo doesnt understand the concept of a safety switch"
"Private school is awesome, you can get away with anything and grades dont matter in middle school"
"Dont be a pussy, get as far as you can with girl 1, 2, 3 etc. they're freaky bitches and you have a 3sum with girl 2 & girl 3 in the future"
"Dont run around in houses being constructed, especially while in the dark while friends with airsoft guns are exercising tactics with loaded weapons and safetys off"
"Buy a full facemask, it will save you pain and scars on your face"
"Dont bother with that Canadian chic, and dont date Stephanie"
Last edited by GodFather (2008-12-23 23:17:52)
do NOT let that chick outside of your old work wear your sunglasses...nothing good will come from it.
-Kon
i mean,
-future Derek.
-Kon
i mean,
-future Derek.
I'd go back 8 years and say "Cut your fucking hair now, you look like a douche."
Last edited by DefCon-17 (2008-12-23 23:20:11)
"Get a job, you lazy bum!" << I could still use a good telling of that
"Take your studies seriously in high school; your life from now on depends on it" << Kick myself in the head for that every day. I ended up with a 4.0 but could have done far better
"Take your studies seriously in high school; your life from now on depends on it" << Kick myself in the head for that every day. I ended up with a 4.0 but could have done far better
JUDGEMENT DAI IZ CUMMNG COMMING!!!!!
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