kylef
Gone
+1,352|6710|N. Ireland
Err Ted, I'd be careful what you say in Northern Ireland about this to people! They'll misinterpret it.. lol
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6837|London, England

FatherTed wrote:

us northern lads just take it, fuckin hard
I think we already knew that one ted

Mekstizzle wrote:

Ted saying he'd rather be bummed

Toilet Sex wrote:

I fancy some cock
TS wants some cock

not looking good for you guys
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6324|Birmingham, UK

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

teh midlands FTW!
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6907|Devon, England
You wish!

South > You and your mothers.
wensleydale8
Member
+81|6986|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire
Atleast were proper men in the north. not shandy drinkers.
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
jord
Member
+2,382|6894|The North, beyond the wall.
Someone once asked me

He enquired, "You Sir! I have decided to pick your brain sir! What you rather be disabled, a Chinaman, a homosexual or indeed a Southerner Sir?


I replied that quite frankly I'd rather die.
hawaythelads
We are PREMIER LEAGUE!
+84|6703|Newcastle Upon Tyne.

Snake wrote:

- How can the South "talk funny" when the North have Scousers and Geordies?
I would hunt you down and kill you if i knew where you lived or if i didnt have work.
Kez
Member
+778|5919|London, UK
Its a well known fact that all Geordies are inbred
jord
Member
+2,382|6894|The North, beyond the wall.

Kptk92 wrote:

Its a well known fact that all Geordies are inbred
I'll get Geordie Sharp the fictional SAS character of Andy Mcnab's creation to break your neck.
justice
OctoPoster
+978|6957|OctoLand
Anything North of Watford = North

Northerners = fags
I know fucking karate
Kez
Member
+778|5919|London, UK

jord wrote:

Kptk92 wrote:

Its a well known fact that all Geordies are inbred
I'll get Geordie Sharp the fictional SAS character of Andy Mcnab's creation to break your neck.
Woah I'm dead scared jordan
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6685

Oliver (which is a totally gay name btw) wrote:

The geographical location I have lived in is superior to the one you have!

Mek (I dunno his rl name) wrote:

The geographical location I have lived in is superior to the one you have!
wensleydale8
Member
+81|6986|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire

Snake wrote:

- How can the South "talk funny" when the North have Scousers and Geordies?
well most people north of watford can understand eachother but when we go south of watford southerners struggle to understand us.

my dad whoes from macclesfield tried to buy some tickets for tower of london but the lady couldnt understand him so my mum from brentwood(essex for those who dont where brentwood is) had to ask the women for the tickets beacuse she could only understand my mum i was like

Last edited by wensleydale8 (2008-11-30 06:15:21)

Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6324|Birmingham, UK

Kptk92 wrote:

Its a well known fact that all Geordies are inbred


I'm part Geordie
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6849

Epic Thread, fuck you northeners
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6439|Escea

Chris Ryan comes from Rowlands Gill - Gateshead boyos!
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6670|The Twilight Zone
Listen to Goonie, hes always right
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6687
So? We don't all aspire to be uncouth uncivilized brutes from the SAS.

South > North.

You can take the SAS HQ with you if you like, Hereford is a hole.

(And is actually 'North' according to the official line-divide anyway).

Last edited by Uzique (2008-11-30 07:25:41)

libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6844|UK
We're one and the same, really.
jord
Member
+2,382|6894|The North, beyond the wall.

Uzique wrote:

So? We don't all aspire to be uncouth uncivilized brutes from the SAS.

South > North.

You can take the SAS HQ with you if you like, Hereford is a hole.

(And is actually 'North' according to the official line-divide anyway).
I'm well aware that the greatest aspiration of Southerners is to become top hairdresser. It's okay, I'm sure you can charge £400 for a hair cut someday Uzique. Just not right now okay? Sebastian down the road is just a little better.

Last edited by jord (2008-11-30 07:27:35)

Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6687

Uzique wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

We're one and the same, really.
WHAT?!?!?!?!?

Leave England, now!

Jord wrote:

I'm well aware that the greatest aspiration of Southerners is to become top hairdresser. It's okay, I'm sure you can charge £400 for a hair cut someday Uzique. Just not right now okay? Sebastian down the road is just a little better.
Yes Jord, the only alternative to being a military toughman is to cut bloke's hair. Goddamn that polarized neanderthal Northern logic!

P.S. I want to be an interior designer.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
jord
Member
+2,382|6894|The North, beyond the wall.
Really Uzique, it's a good goal for you London boys. Here, someday you can do this..

https://yeinjee.com/asianpop/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/china-weird-haircut.jpg


...someday
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6687
I would say that someday you could become an SAS trooper... but you can't.

At least I'll have some fulfillment from cutting random Asian boy's hair into strange hieroglyphs that I do not understand!
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
jord
Member
+2,382|6894|The North, beyond the wall.

Uzique wrote:

logic!]
You used the word logic instead of "way of thinking" or other words to that effect. This suggests deep down you believe in the Northern cause, subconsciously. Deep down you know you want to be us. Shhh don't whisper it it, or your dream will ffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaade
jord
Member
+2,382|6894|The North, beyond the wall.

Uzique wrote:

I would say that someday you could become an SAS trooper... but you can't.
I'll never be in the SAS, normal infantry is tough enough, then paras is just as tough as I can take. Fuck even thinking of sf right now.

/k carry on with argument

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