An ambulance! Hahahahahha. End of joke.
That's what I should've written on my SAT essay, or at least that's what I think after having received my scores.
Hi, I'm Hurricane, although some of you may know me as Hurricat. I took the College Board's Scholastic Aptitude Test in March of 2008. I received a somewhat respectable score, but I wanted to increase this score, especially since I did abysmally on the mathematics section.
I decided to take the SAT again in October of this year. This was a most fatal mistake. I paid the College Board an unknown amount of money and spent four hours of my life taking that examination again. I was certain I would get a higher score than last time, seeing as I did well on the AP English Literature exam (AKA writing) and I had learned more mathematics. I felt more confident with my answers and left less of them blank.
I feel even emptier than I did. My score actually FUCKING WENT DOWN TWENTY POINTS. I WASTED FOUR HOURS OF MY LIFE TO GET A WORSE FUCKING SCORE THAN I DID 7 MONTHS AGO. My math score stayed the exact fucking same! Same with my essay!
tl;dr FUCK the College Board, take the ACT in protest, I should have just written my shitty joke on the essay because either way my score went down.
That's what I should've written on my SAT essay, or at least that's what I think after having received my scores.
Hi, I'm Hurricane, although some of you may know me as Hurricat. I took the College Board's Scholastic Aptitude Test in March of 2008. I received a somewhat respectable score, but I wanted to increase this score, especially since I did abysmally on the mathematics section.
I decided to take the SAT again in October of this year. This was a most fatal mistake. I paid the College Board an unknown amount of money and spent four hours of my life taking that examination again. I was certain I would get a higher score than last time, seeing as I did well on the AP English Literature exam (AKA writing) and I had learned more mathematics. I felt more confident with my answers and left less of them blank.
I feel even emptier than I did. My score actually FUCKING WENT DOWN TWENTY POINTS. I WASTED FOUR HOURS OF MY LIFE TO GET A WORSE FUCKING SCORE THAN I DID 7 MONTHS AGO. My math score stayed the exact fucking same! Same with my essay!
tl;dr FUCK the College Board, take the ACT in protest, I should have just written my shitty joke on the essay because either way my score went down.