Poll

The most humiliating death in bf2 for you?

Knife kill11%11% - 22
Shock paddle kill38%38% - 73
Vehicle drove-over kill6%6% - 13
Aircraft gun kill [when on foot]2%2% - 4
Artilery on locked base kill0%0% - 1
Teamkill4%4% - 9
Other (please tell us what is it)35%35% - 67
Total: 189
s0n.Goku
Member
+3|5722|Croatia, Sisak
throwing a supply crate, then I forgot I have thrown it, and run behind cover where I have thrown it, resulting in a supply crate suicide
Beduin
Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid
+510|5766|شمال
When I pwn the fuck out of 1,2,3 squad members in a row, fleeing just to look back to see the whole squad is coming after meehhh





/scared
الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|6656|Your moms bedroom
falling off the crane while sniping, your own claymore, visible AT mine but cant stop in time,
Typh00n
In Flames
+22|6560|42
It happened once...but to get killed by some guy on a parachute.
Longbow
Member
+163|6662|Odessa, Ukraine
stabbing someone with a knife x2 times, seeing hitreg failure as he turns and kills you with a headshot. Srsly, this one is really humiliating.
MasterLuBu
Member
+6|5751|Perth, Australia

Longbow wrote:

stabbing someone with a knife x2 times, seeing hitreg failure as he turns and kills you with a headshot. Srsly, this one is really humiliating.
I feel your pain. Once I crept up behind a sniper on Wake and stabbed him right in the back, a total clean spot on him. EPIC hitreg failure results him hearing me and pwning me with his L96A1.
I almost broke the keyboard like that kid in "Battlefield 2 - Play Nice"
Well okay, maybe not that bad, but still!...
genius_man16
Platinum Star whore
+365|6694|Middle of nowhere

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Drive to flag. Jump out. Go to flag. Stand. Your own car rolls over. Die.
Or whenever you get stuck between a car and whatever. It's so fucking lame...
those are the worst

barely second are teamkills.  And i'm not talking about the grenade ones, those are bad but at least excusable, i'm just talking about those tards that feel the need to TK you for no reason.


I remember once i ended the round 38-3, and my 3 deaths were TK's >.<
JoshP
Banned
+176|5705|Notts, UK
You and 2 squadmembers find a lone sniper on karkand in a corner between train and suburb (near the top edge of map): throw a nade, miss the sniper trying to knife you and kill yourself and your 2 teammates. Fail.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|6755|Comber, Northern Ireland
getting picked off from very far away when I'm sniping by a SRAW, as for some of you guys saying about parachuting,, i find that binding it to F works great, or a button on your mouse if u have them.
MasterLuBu
Member
+6|5751|Perth, Australia

david363 wrote:

... i find that binding it to F works great, or a button on your mouse if u have them.
Ah! What a great idea!! In all the months of playing this and dying numerous times because of pressing the wrong key when jumping out of a plane or off a building, Ive never thought of using an extra mouse button for the parachute!! Hehe, no more falling deaths for me now, Ive got a parachute button to modify
thraSK
Best ___ in Aus
+57|5998
Or you can do the double spacebar trick which i've forgotten how to do
JoshP
Banned
+176|5705|Notts, UK

thraSK wrote:

Or you can do the double spacebar trick which i've forgotten how to do
saw a thread about that in here somewhere but it didn't work

maybe EA should make it like in 2142 where jump and chute are bound to the same key in the 1.5 patch if it ever comes out?

or if you have a keyboard with macros on maybe you could make one that presses space then 9 and use that as your jump key? So then when you press it, if you're in the air your chute deploys and if your on the ground, you jump?
MrAnderson
Ghost Town T90/Apache Whore
+99|6015|Aberdeen, Scotland

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=67124 wrote:

16. Parachute pull with space bar
1. Go to bf2 and bind secondary key for parachute (Y for example)
2. Now you have these two lines in the Controls.con file (C:\Documents and Settings\Your Name\My Documents\Battlefield 2\Profiles\Your main profile\)

ControlMap.addKeyToTriggerMapping c_PIWeaponSelect9 IDFKeyboard IDKey_9 10000 0
ControlMap.addKeyToTriggerMapping c_PIWeaponSelect9 IDFKeyboard IDKey_Y 10000 1

3. replace the bottom one with this

ControlMap.addKeyToTriggerMapping c_PIWeaponSelect9 IDFKeyboard IDKey_Space 10000 1
It's fairly obvious 9 is a horrible place to put the parachute key, I used to use V until I found out how to do this
Icleos
Member
+101|6758
Killed someone with a smoke grenade...
Pistol the commander down to low health while he's in command screen and then readily aimed and threw a smoke grenade at his head.

Last edited by Icleos (2008-10-03 15:44:06)

twoblacklines
all grown up now (its boring)
+49|6223
completely owning (as usual i add) in a J10, for a certain WOoKie member to join on the other side, to then shoot me out of the cockpit of the J10.

that was embarassing.

waits for mintsauce to come out with how said member must have been hacking as hes too jealous.

then waits for mintsauce's pet moderator to warn me. again.
twoblacklines
all grown up now (its boring)
+49|6223
also.

playing as sniper on dragon island.

you jump onto a house roof thats near a tree on PLA side.

you fall off house and get stuck between side of house and some red barrels.

you pop your own hand grenade down there to get out. you die.
...nik...
Member
+2|5989|katunga
i got arty'd while i was in a jet..... TWICE in the same round...
JoshP
Banned
+176|5705|Notts, UK

MrAnderson wrote:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=67124 wrote:

16. Parachute pull with space bar
1. Go to bf2 and bind secondary key for parachute (Y for example)
2. Now you have these two lines in the Controls.con file (C:\Documents and Settings\Your Name\My Documents\Battlefield 2\Profiles\Your main profile\)

ControlMap.addKeyToTriggerMapping c_PIWeaponSelect9 IDFKeyboard IDKey_9 10000 0
ControlMap.addKeyToTriggerMapping c_PIWeaponSelect9 IDFKeyboard IDKey_Y 10000 1

3. replace the bottom one with this

ControlMap.addKeyToTriggerMapping c_PIWeaponSelect9 IDFKeyboard IDKey_Space 10000 1
It's fairly obvious 9 is a horrible place to put the parachute key, I used to use V until I found out how to do this
tried that didn't work
Wallpaper
+303|6010|The pool
Youre probably not saving it right, or changing it in the wrong profile. Make sure to open it with notepad and use Save, NOT Save As

Also you still have to spam it when you need it open

EDIT: Also, BF2 must be CLOSED when you edit and save the file

Last edited by Wallpaper (2008-10-04 14:52:51)

=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6382|California
I have decided to re-install bf2 cause of my undying love for it.
Anyone want to play tonight?
I am currently downloading 1.41 patch(about 30 minutes)
On 3rd disc of VBF2, will be downloading SF & AF soon.
s0n.Goku
Member
+3|5722|Croatia, Sisak
playing a cw, throwing one nade, tk all other 3 members on the flag, then going to fix the mess and dying 1 meter in front of the dead team - comment on teamspeak was - 4 seconds silence and then "nice nade"

I was sl ofc
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6302|eng

twoblacklines wrote:

completely owning (as usual i add) in a J10, for a certain WOoKie member to join on the other side, to then shoot me out of the cockpit of the J10.

that was embarassing.

waits for mintsauce to come out with how said member must have been hacking as hes too jealous.

then waits for mintsauce's pet moderator to warn me. again.
You honestly think so much of yourself don't you?

Who is my pet moderator aswell? I'd love to know
#rekt
twoblacklines
all grown up now (its boring)
+49|6223

Mint Sauce wrote:

twoblacklines wrote:

completely owning (as usual i add) in a J10, for a certain WOoKie member to join on the other side, to then shoot me out of the cockpit of the J10.

that was embarassing.

waits for mintsauce to come out with how said member must have been hacking as hes too jealous.

then waits for mintsauce's pet moderator to warn me. again.
You honestly think so much of yourself don't you?

Who is my pet moderator aswell? I'd love to know
when you are as great at life as me, its hard not to.

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