Background info.
As some of you may know I work at Tesco, it's their policy that workers can't have phones or things like that on them whilst working because it is a distraction, so they provide lockers for us. However there are a shortage of lockers and they all have these black security tags so you can't take them home. I happened to stumble upon a key with the tag removed and have kept it for around 2 months now. Tesco also happen to employ a fuckload of immigrants to work the night shifts, the ratio is about 1:20 (British:Foreign). Some of them are probably illegal, and most of them stink, just because it's night time doesn't mean you don't have to shower you dirty fucks.
Anyway back to the story, I was getting my shit out of my locker last night when the filth come in to start, proceed to put my jacket on, get car keys and money, lock my locker up and hide my key so as to smuggle it past the fat security guards. Then this foreign motherfucker comes up to me and says, "You take key home" so I told him yeah, it's my locker, he then has the nerve to tell me that "You can't do that". How very dare him, you don't see me going to Poland and telling him what he can and can't fucking do, that's like me walking into YOUR local and telling you to get out of YOUR favourite seat so I can sit down. It was my last shift today aswell, and I was going to leave my key for someone else to enjoy the wonders of a guaranteed locker, but fuck it, blame that motherfucker who looked like postman pat and stunk worse than a herpes ridden whore.
/rant
As some of you may know I work at Tesco, it's their policy that workers can't have phones or things like that on them whilst working because it is a distraction, so they provide lockers for us. However there are a shortage of lockers and they all have these black security tags so you can't take them home. I happened to stumble upon a key with the tag removed and have kept it for around 2 months now. Tesco also happen to employ a fuckload of immigrants to work the night shifts, the ratio is about 1:20 (British:Foreign). Some of them are probably illegal, and most of them stink, just because it's night time doesn't mean you don't have to shower you dirty fucks.
Anyway back to the story, I was getting my shit out of my locker last night when the filth come in to start, proceed to put my jacket on, get car keys and money, lock my locker up and hide my key so as to smuggle it past the fat security guards. Then this foreign motherfucker comes up to me and says, "You take key home" so I told him yeah, it's my locker, he then has the nerve to tell me that "You can't do that". How very dare him, you don't see me going to Poland and telling him what he can and can't fucking do, that's like me walking into YOUR local and telling you to get out of YOUR favourite seat so I can sit down. It was my last shift today aswell, and I was going to leave my key for someone else to enjoy the wonders of a guaranteed locker, but fuck it, blame that motherfucker who looked like postman pat and stunk worse than a herpes ridden whore.
/rant
