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Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: meow
Ty: I throw cats at pianos.
Ty: Just so you know.
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: well your a sick asshole
Ty: What's wrong with throwing a cat at a piano?
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: everthing homo
Ty: It's better than the alternative.
Ty: I could be throwing the piano at the cat.
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: there is everthing wrong with that
Ty: Which one, throwing the cat at the piano or the piano at the cat?
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: both psycho wanker
Ty: I would have thought one was worse than the other.
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: well it could hurt it ether way wanker
Ty: Okay okay.
Ty: What if, now this is hypothetical.
Ty: What if I just went at it with an axe?
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: your a sick asshole
Ty: Oh.
Ty: So I guess you don't want this catskin rug.
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: WHAT THE HELL YOU SICK FUCK
Ty: I can't really put it back on the cat, are you sure you don't want it?
Ty: I mean I don't really need another one, I have six already.
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: I COULD SMASH YOU IN THE FACE WITH AN AXE
Ty: I guess I could just throw it out.
Soneca: calm down seed, he is just trolling lol
Ty: Don't ruin this for me Soneca!
Ty: I'm having fun!
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: SMASH HIM WITH IT
Ty: Okay fine, what would YOU do with seventeen dead cats?
Ty: I'm out of ideas.
Ty: I ate six and skinned eight.
Ty: I have three left.
Agent Orange: Stitch them together and make a long cat
Ty: Orange, you are a champion.
Ty: BRB.

…later…

Ty: Okay, you said STICH them together.
Ty: I used staples.
Ty: It... didn't really work.
Ty: What a mess...
Agent Orange: Ok, ok, calm down, just start chopping the parts with staples in them off.
Ty: What do I do with the parts I cut off?
Agent Orange: ummm
Agent Orange: glue it together
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: YOU GUYS ARE SICK WANKERS I AM GOING TO SAY LET ME AXE YOU GUYS A QUSTION SMASHY SMASHY
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: AHHAHA
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: DIE Ty HHAHAHHA
Ty: The good news is I won't need to restock on dog food for a while.
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: WEEEEE AXE AXE
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: YEAH COZ I WILL FEED THEM YOU HAHAHA
Agent Orange: Yeah I go through my dog food real fast too
Ty: So do I, I wish they didn't make it so damn tasty.
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: COZ YOU ARE DOGS AND ALL?
Agent Orange: Um, no, we just like the taste.
Ty: It's spicy.
Teh arbitur: taste of dog food?
Teh arbitur: dog food is dried meat and bread and vegitables stamped in one
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: KILL YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLL DAM IT HAHAHAHA ]
Agent Orange: Also horse brains
Ty: Yeah. Add bits of cat to it though - man, you're in flavour heaven.
Ty: Essentially by adopting from the SPCA you can stock your pantry with all the cat you could need.
Ty: I can fit a couple of months supply in mine.
Ty: Of course you have to kill them first.
Ty: Personally I just make the pantry airtight.
Ty: The problem solves itself.
Agent Orange: I throw them in my walk in freezer.
Ty: Yeah that works too, I'm not a fan of catsicles though.
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: HOMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ty: Cat testicles however are scrumptious.
Teh arbitur: Ok... uh
Teh arbitur: Ty…
Ty: Yes? Do you want my recipe for fried cat-ball?
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: SCUMMMMMM FAGSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! LIKE DICK DONT YOU HOMOS!!!!!!!!

Later…

Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: stop talking about cat killings fags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ty: We stopped that a while ago.
Ty: We're talking about cat recipes and cat-related drugs now.
Agent Orange: Let's talk about killing apples
Agent Orange: I skinned an apple alive once, then cut it into pieces
Ty: I once suffocated an Apple by putting it in the throat of a cat.
Agent Orange: Then I dipped it in peanutbutter....AND ATE IT
Ty: The cat was okay so I beheaded it.
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: right i dont think you no what i am do you
Ty: I'm curious - what are you Apple?
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: yeah i am a cat at heart
Ty: That's funny because I've got a cat heart too.
Ty: A jar of them actually.
Ty: I'm not sure if that's what you meant though.
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: CAT MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ty: Okay I'm bored.
Ty: I'm going to go punt a kitten onto the motorway.
Ty: Later.
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: dont how could you
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: Ty i will
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: kill you
Lt.APPLE_SEEÐTheMachineAlchemist: shotgun to the face
Ty: If you do decide to hunt me down I'll tell you how to find me.
Ty: I'm the one with the cat skulls on pikes lining his fence.
Ty: Alrighty then, see you later.