FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6717|so randum
I'm taking the 3rd
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6973|Hell, p.o box 666

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

2nd last is mine
I dont think so, well I dont think any of the above will be yours... I abuse my powraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Here he is, I knew he wouldnt let us down.

We need new chicks as all the others have started limping and complaining of back ache.

Mine is the 4th one down, the one above the sweaty girl.

Sere - We have a full menu of food going so you tell me what you and ya friends would like.  The booze is flowing and so are the girls.

I very much look forward to my bell going Dong when your other friends arrive.
Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6973|Hell, p.o box 666

1927 wrote:

Mine is the 4th one down, the one above the sweaty girl.
Määäääääääääääääääääääääääääääp, wrooooooooooooooooooooooooong!!!
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6838|London, England

Slayer wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

2nd last is mine
I dont think so, well I dont think any of the above will be yours... I abuse my powraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars
oh shi-
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
On my way back from the 24 hour garage to get Rizla's I bumped into some of my celeb friends and got chatting about inflation and the credit crunch.  We all agreed it had hit hard and got onto the subject of entertainment without forking out big bucks.  When I told them what we at bf2s were up to they jumped at the chance of joining us but have asked me to ask you all not to look them directly in the eye.

First up we have the Rapper himself Jay-z
https://www.nobodysmiling.com/forum/upload//news%20pics/JayZ_student.jpg

Then Amy Wine House
https://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icliverpool/apr2004/4/9/00079266-311A-1089-BC5D80C328EC0000.jpg
You don't have to do that, we do have a toilet indoors luv.

Pete Doherty from the Baby Shambles
https://worldofwonder.net/image1/libertines_pete_doherty-tm-tm.jpg
Pete, I told you not to dress up and make an effort

Shirley Bassey - She just cant say no to some free Kangaroo
https://www.100greatblackbritons.com/images/shirley_B.jpg

Charlotte and Chavin henson
https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_03/CharlotteGavinES_468x487.jpg
Charlotte proudly showing off her new tits.  She takes all 3 with her everywhere she goes

Bob and Spit the dog
https://dotdotdotcomma.com/motorsport/f1/lookalikes/images/spit.jpg

and finally
Des Lynham - Once Grandstand, now countdown
https://www.hymoney.co.uk/des-book-l.jpg
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6690|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Hellooo-ooo....? Where's everyoooone...?

O-well. I'm taking some bitches n' going to the lounge

https://www.disco-designer.de/kamea%20lounge%20interior.jpg

Enibadi wanna join?

I hear Lloyd is behind the bar tonight!

https://operachic.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/28/shining.jpg

That means our money is no good there if you juniors know the man
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6849

zomg 27'
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Gooners wrote:

zomg 27'
Are you suprised of my lounge? (i am)

Whats on the menu?

Maybe my celeb buddies?

or just the 'appnings at the BBQ.......so far.....


Please wipe your feet and make sure you have no Winehouse poo on your shoes before entering the lounge. Thank you.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6690|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

Gooners wrote:

zomg 27'
Are you suprised of my lounge? (i am)

Whats on the menu?

Maybe my celeb buddies?

or just the 'appnings at the BBQ.......so far.....


Please wipe your feet and make sure you have no Winehouse poo on your shoes before entering the lounge. Thank you.
Lloyd says a free round of RedruM for everyone!
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

Gooners wrote:

zomg 27'
Are you suprised of my lounge? (i am)

Whats on the menu?

Maybe my celeb buddies?

or just the 'appnings at the BBQ.......so far.....


Please wipe your feet and make sure you have no Winehouse poo on your shoes before entering the lounge. Thank you.
Lloyd says a free round of RedruM for everyone!
He would do, I bought the stuff from the profits made by exploiting Young Sherrif and the Ice Cream van.

Who is this Lloyd anyway? I don't know him but he's brought me a wicked Lounge.
Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6680|Tyne & Wear, England
I have arrived, fashionably late as per usual!!

Now wheres the booze and sluts?
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

KILLSWITCH wrote:

I have arrived, fashionably late as per usual!!

Now wheres the booze and sluts?
We have two lorry loads of booze floating about and more sluts than a , than a, ahh fuck I dunno, more sluts than Sluts r us.

The food available is on page 1 but Alpha eat the Panda I was keeping hidden.

I have found some Sunderland girls for you you somewhere, I'm not sure what page they are on but it was back <<<< that way.

If they arn't good enough then please feel free to bring your own.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6838|London, England
we're all abit busy with the girls seremaniac provided
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

we're all abit busy with the girls seremaniac provided
Do you know who ^^^^Lloyd^^^^ is?
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6611|The Gem Saloon
bring me a live cow to the table...ill eat what i want, and ride the rest home


but for real, i need some red meat, a bottle of water, and a bag.......
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Ahh cool Parker is about. If we run out of food he can go and kill us some more providing he brings some of his weapons over with him.

Quick, drop Bambi from 500yds
https://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/f10/289746143
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6923|67.222.138.85

Parker wrote:

bring me a live cow to the table...ill eat what i want, and ride the rest home


but for real, i need some red meat, a bottle of water, and a bag.......
I'll help you bring it home if you end up killing it...

https://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g44/Flaming_Maniac/TopGear_Cow-on-Roof.jpg
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6838|London, England

1927 wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

we're all abit busy with the girls seremaniac provided
Do you know who ^^^^Lloyd^^^^ is?
?

Parker
isteal
+1,452|6611|The Gem Saloon
https://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/f10/289746143https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/parkercustoms/laurenscamera057.jpg

done, and done
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Parker wrote:

bring me a live cow to the table...ill eat what i want, and ride the rest home


but for real, i need some red meat, a bottle of water, and a bag.......
I'll help you bring it home if you end up killing it...

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g44/F … n-Roof.jpg
Dont Hassle the Hoff
https://www.fif3.com/pics/people/david_hasslehoff_noshirt.jpg

Seems one more celebrity has turned up.

Knight Rider, well at least it looks like his car with a Cow on it.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6706|Gogledd Cymru

Fuck, not Parker, keep away from him when he has his chewing tobacco, shit is nasty when he spits it out.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6611|The Gem Saloon

The Sheriff wrote:

Fuck, not Parker, keep away from him when he has his chewing tobacco, shit is nasty when he spits it out.
you little fucking berk...i do NOT chew tobacco. i smoke that shit...but not for long
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

1927 wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

we're all abit busy with the girls seremaniac provided
Do you know who ^^^^Lloyd^^^^ is?
?

Seems a shame that the young Man only has the 1 name. Ah well, at least I know who he is now.

Note to The Butler - Please fix the lighting in my new Lounge Unltrafunkla provided me with.  I swear to god that Lloyd looks a bit different in the video to the photo.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6706|Gogledd Cymru

Parker wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

Fuck, not Parker, keep away from him when he has his chewing tobacco, shit is nasty when he spits it out.
you little fucking berk...i do NOT chew tobacco. i smoke that shit...but not for long
Have you had too much moonshine buddy?

He always gets cranky after he's had moonshine.

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