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L4-L5 disc operated twice. Hurt like Hitler before each surgery. No meds helped ease the pain since the fekking disc is ruptured and the stuff innit pours out on the nerves. Don't recommend this hobby to anyone. Bright side was the 8 week sickleave with swimming exercises after the stiches were removed, plus the meds the nurses gave me few hours before the surgery That diapam made me giggle like a little girl. Nurse, while I was moved to the operating room "Do you know where you are going and what is going to happen?" Me, high as a kite "Tihihihiiii! Yep! I'm gonna be surgeonized! Kekekekeke!" Nurse, "Riiight." Me, not being given any food in over 12hrs, "Ooo! Ooo! Now that my tummy is empty, I wanna bigbig pizza waiting for me when I wake up!" Nurse, "Suuure."

The second time was a bit, odd. Dunno if the nurses knew who was doing what. But when I was in the wake up room a nurse saw me open my eyes and asked how I felt. I said I had some pain and in my back, since I have this 6cm scar down there. She thought ok, since you're awake, let's juice you up. Approx 1min later a nurse comes by and looks "Oh, you're awake. Let's ease the pain" And since I'm on the slow lane I'm not fast enough to remember that someone just gave me a shot of something, so this nurse gives me not one, but two extra hits. Smiley nurse, "Did it help?". Me, "Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine!" No not really, didn't say that I was just like "Now it don't hurt a bit! Glääääh..." and surprise surprise fell asleep. When I woke up I started panicing how much the clock was since Liverpool was playing in a bit and I started yapping that they should move me asap back to the room so I can see the telly

strep throat combined with an ear infection.
Fairly serious.

What's the sickest you've ever been?

Well after one night on the lash I ended up having wild sex with Grandma all night.  She wasn't even my Grandma, how sick is that?


Only Kidding.

What's the sickest you've ever been?

Chicken Pox - The bastards were everywhere on me for 3/4 weeks and I'm scarred from them, I didnt pick any they just kept bursting
or
Quincy - When Tonsilitus goes a bit further.  I had tonsilitus for 2 weeks but just eat ice cream thinking I had flu and kept working.  Your throat swells up and you cant swallow.  Once my drink was coming out my mouth I thought enough's enough and went to the docs.  They sent me to hospital and this fit blonde girl put like a 14" needle in my mouth and jabbed my tonsils and all this shit came out.

Meningitis, whilst the actual invasion of Iraq was happening.

My cousin also survived it last year.

A flu.

This morning feels like a bad morning.

need tea and smokes

1927 wrote:

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

Nothing,really.Flu maybe?

I feel a joke coming on.

My dog died of Flu, it flew under a bus.

This goes to prove that the old ones arn't always the best ones.

*clap* *clap*

Appendicitis. Spent 2 days in ER since the pain was not moving and it wasn't typical appy pain. FINALLY decided that HEY it was the appendix after all and that emergency surgery was required. Removed recently ruptured appendix and spent 5 days recovering.

Cholecystectomy (removal of gallbladder). Reason why above surgery was delayed. Had gallstones for years and the pain (8-9 on scale of 10) is what seemed to be happening during appendicitis. Fast forward several years, major attack and started turning yellow, removed the damned thing.

How many more body parts am I going to lose?

h4hagen wrote:

Got whooping cough last summer, really sucked. 100 days of coughing, throwing up. See, the problem was that I would throw up through my nose and crap, so I couldn't breath. Worst part being, totally missed summer break, and to top it off, no Internet access in my room.

Jeez if I was throwing up out my nose I might just possibly go see a doctor, just a thought. O_O

Meningitis C a few weeks before my A levels...

Missing a week of school because of vomiting, cold sweat, diashitting...

Went in the last day (Friday) so I could go to the last disco (lol sad i know) our year would ever have until Prom 3 years later (This monday)...
Stayed in school a max of 30 mins before running out of school and vomiting whilst walking home.

Went to the disco, and puked on the dancefloor. I ruined the disco.

but not very fun.

hurricane2oo5 wrote:

I had pneumonia for about 4 weeks , i was really fucked up . All i had in 4 weeks was a small amount of Shepard's pie . every time i had a sip of water i was sick . My wife phoned the Ambulance when i collapsed on my way to the toilet. I woke up about 2 days later with tubes and a oxygen mask on my face , i would not wish this on my worst enemy . Well maybe David Henson cos he a cock

who the fuck is david henson? I googled and i got a professor from Manchester Uni, a RAF wing commander and some fat bloke on a charity website.