We still make more money than you though
We still make more money than you though
We had the Tax "Woman" in yesterday, they owe us £400.The Sheriff wrote:
Same with my dad.1927 wrote:
I get to decide wether that last job goes through the books or not free football tickets and pretty much get to do what I want to.
It works out that he "officialy" earns around £18K after tax
I get through more fiddles than the Dublin Phillamonic Orchestra.
My mates dad used to get some of his wages paid into his son's bank account to get around it, he got caught though.1927 wrote:
We had the Tax "Woman" in yesterday, they owe us £400.The Sheriff wrote:
Same with my dad.1927 wrote:
I get to decide wether that last job goes through the books or not free football tickets and pretty much get to do what I want to.
It works out that he "officialy" earns around £18K after tax
I get through more fiddles than the Dublin Phillamonic Orchestra.
Motherfucker.~Smokey~ wrote:
Dominos:
Can take home the left over pizza/sides (stuff that hasnt been picked up, isnt made well enough to be sold). If an employee wants to buy a pizza, that costs about $4. Also, like 40% off drinks
I rep tha p-huttz niggaaaaaaaaaahhimeanpersonofafricandecent.
I get a 100% discount on everything because all the shift managers are corrupt as hell.
At the ER one day there was this guy who was doing a safety demonstration of how to use the meat slicer and (obviously) cut up his hand. He at least had the grace to say "Thats not how to do it" etc.Smithereener wrote:
Free fingerslicing too? Still have those pics in my head.-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Quiznos: 50% percent on everything except bottled drinks. Fountain drinks ar free
My friend used to work at Quizno's. He would hook my friends and me up. Then he quit.
i get legitimate MS office corporate**LiLp-DeFiNeD wrote:
I can download MS Office for free.Ultrafunkula wrote:
I can buy MS Office for 30€. I am overwhelmed with joy of this astonishing priviledge.
Who's Yur Daddy!?
legitimate MS XP, Vista corporate
for free
the real thing, shiny discs and everything
Im Soooooooooooooo Hhaaappppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
20% discount off of new Ford vehicles. Not that I'd ever want to buy a new Ford car, but hey ho:/
Thats not a bad deal actually, reckon you could make a profit if you sold it straight away?Slarty wrote:
20% discount off of new Ford vehicles. Not that I'd ever want to buy a new Ford car, but hey ho:/
Oh don't worry, there's plenty of conditions lol.1927 wrote:
Thats not a bad deal actually, reckon you could make a profit if you sold it straight away?
You can't sell the car on for 9 months if you've bought it for yourself. The discount applies to close family but you can only use it about 2-3-4 times a year.
You can, ahem, bend the rules a little and get the discount for a "family member" (read, anyone ) but plenty of people have been caught doing this and it's not worth risking my job for
I get free drinks, as many as I want. And sometimes the managers will make us a pizza or something for lunch.
I work for a large bank. We get some minor fee waved on mortgages and get free checking (just like everyone else). They should give us 10% off on money.
I bet if I got a job at this ice cream place I could get free ice cream
Maybe I should be a host at this restaurant nearby...
Maybe I should be a host at this restaurant nearby...
Anything is free if nobody sees you do it.HurricaИe wrote:
I bet if I got a job at this ice cream place I could get free ice cream
Maybe I should be a host at this restaurant nearby...
I am a registered nurse I get free xrays, CT's and MRI. Doesn't seem like much but they cost 160 bucks upwards privately so I ain't complaining
I don't get employee discounts anywhere, but I have sponsors for my paintball team that give us free stuff whenever we need it, it rox.
I am only entitled a five-finger discount, granted by yours truly.
I got 15% discount on everything in the warehouse I work (part-time)
the 4Th floor got a restaurant too with 95% discount on the food xD
the 4Th floor got a restaurant too with 95% discount on the food xD