BF2S Forums Cheating a Drug Test

sexecuti0ner wrote:

Yeah, I did consider it.  But according to the majority of sources I've found so far, the lab will check the temperature of the urine and you will either fail or have to retake the test if it isn't within normal parameters, both of which look bad to the people hiring you.

Microwave?

Oh man i remember when i had to do that test for my job. Two weeks earlier i used like 3 different drugs. I was so nervous but they didn't take my urine just blood.

jamiet757 wrote:

The best way to pass a drug test is....



Get this...: DONT DO DRUGS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

If you are going to get a drug test at work, don't fucking do drugs!!!!

LOL

naightknifar wrote:

.Sup wrote:

jamiet757 wrote:

The best way to pass a drug test is....



Get this...: DONT DO DRUGS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

If you are going to get a drug test at work, don't fucking do drugs!!!!

LOL

2nd that LOL.

'Flaming' (personal attacks) are not well received on these forums.

Please refrain from Personal/Direct attacks.

ie:

jamiet757 wrote:

Get this...: DONT DO DRUGS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

He has a point though. If you're gonna do drugs, don't do them when you're on a job search...

sexecuti0ner wrote:

Yeah, I did consider it.  But according to the majority of sources I've found so far, the lab will check the temperature of the urine and you will either fail or have to retake the test if it isn't within normal parameters, both of which look bad to the people hiring you.

Just tell them you have really cold pee.

If you were a light smoker the THC would have been filtered out of the body in less than 2 weeks. You should have no problem unless you were a really heavy user. If that's the case then it is detectable in urine and hair for ~90 days.

Since it's been 90 days since you've used I'd just recommend waiting another 2 weeks or so before taking the test.

Drink 2 gallons of water everyday
i hear people using cranberry juice bottles

then put a drop of bleach in your piss.
that passes most school tests and hometests
probably not labs though

lol i didn't even see you said it had been 90 days. you have nothing to worry about.

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

Stop taking illegal drugs.

-=]DeatH1337[=- wrote:

Don't do drugs?

jamiet757 wrote:

Get this...: DONT DO DRUGS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!

FFLink13 wrote:

Stupid, stupid people.

Jesus, I expected to get one or two of these, but how many of you need to say it?  Fact is I didn't do drugs for 90 days knowing that I was going to be applying for jobs and one night I got blackout and was told by some friends that I smoked a bowl with some friends.  Get off your damn pedastall.

whatever you do, dont listen to anybody here unless you plan on failing your drug test.  except for me ofcourse.

Poseidon wrote:

sexecuti0ner wrote:

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

Stop taking illegal drugs.

-=]DeatH1337[=- wrote:

Don't do drugs?

jamiet757 wrote:

Get this...: DONT DO DRUGS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!

FFLink13 wrote:

Stupid, stupid people.

Jesus, I expected to get one or two of these, but how many of you need to say it?  Fact is I didn't do drugs for 90 days knowing that I was going to be applying for jobs and one night I got blackout and was told by some friends that I smoked a bowl with some friends.  Get off your damn pedastall.

Don't mind the moral train, man. Seriously.

They're all naive and it's a shame.

QFE.
The majority of BF2s Community are strongly against drugs and think one smoke will ruin your life and make you an addict.


Sadly, these are the people who have never tried it.

God Save the Queen wrote:

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:

so you didn't smoke for 90 days, then you smoked a bowl, and you have 2 weeks until your test from the day you smoked? you'll be fine if you drink a shit load of water and do some exercise.

I dont even think the water or the excercise is necessary depending on his metabolism.  one bowl in 90 days.   most likely wont show up in a piss test two weeks later.




you could always try a masker, but drug tests pick up on em now too.

2 weeks; not 90 days. it would be gone in a few days, but it's better to be safe than sorry