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1927 wrote:

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

hot & wild in bed,

"SEARCH AND YE SHALL FIND!" (I am done searching tho)

for the record, not all hot women are baboons.

"Search dont work".  Not only here but also in RL, all you have to do is stop searching and you will find her.  Don't ask me how the hell that works but it does, every single time.

true true, it just has to happen, hell met my current one going to college in the train, it was like you sitting on my shoulders shooting the love dart...

but eh, beauty has to be there, we all fancy different women, but you at least gotta think that you think she's pretty,

whats the use of making love to a bouncing rhino in the middle of Africa? if you catch my drift.

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

1927 wrote:

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

hot & wild in bed,

"SEARCH AND YE SHALL FIND!" (I am done searching tho)

for the record, not all hot women are baboons.

"Search dont work".  Not only here but also in RL, all you have to do is stop searching and you will find her.  Don't ask me how the hell that works but it does, every single time.

true true, it just has to happen, hell met my current one going to college in the train, it was like you sitting on my shoulders shooting the love dart...

but eh, beauty has to be there, we all fancy different women, but you at least gotta think that you think she's pretty,

whats the use of making love to a bouncing rhino in the middle of Africa? if you catch my drift.

It was me, I was cupid that day but luckily for you my aim that day was just as bad as it will be on Karkand tonight.  I had seen a big hairy arsed biker and aimed my arrow with your love at him, but as always, "Pinggg" it came out funny, swerved around him and hit her right between the eyes.

I expect a seat now at the top table when you two tie the not and call your first born "27" as a reward.

Ive shagged many a "Bouncing Rhino"s in my time and the heat from it would have you believe you were in Africa but I have never ever made love to one.  I see myself as a connousier of the subject of shagging birds and there is a difference between having a shag and making the luurrve.  I shagged Mrs 27 once and that was 9/10 years ago when we met been non stop bed rocking love making ever since.

Mrs 27 would describe the last paragraph very differntly than me but seeing as she dosen't know, you will have to take my word for it

1927 wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

1927 wrote:

All the time you don't get jealous when she goes out with her mates

I used to be able to not fall asleep at night knowing that she's gone out clubbing or something, I was so paranoid. It was some of the worst times of my life, I pretty much did everything except actually say "don't go running off with someone else now "

Which was hypocritical of me, because I'm not exactly a trustworthy person myself... but that was all at the beginning of Uni, I'm a much worse person now. In the sense that I have nobody, and I don't even want anyone, and I've distanced myself from hot chicks at clubs, because I just don't wanna go through that shit again!

It's all bullshit!

....but I either have to rub her back as she's throwing chunks down the bog or I'm rubbing something else of hers, posistioned more around the front than her back.

Eh?

How the fuck did this post turn into a National Geographic Magazine edition?

i have the perfect woman for me.

incredibly beautiful, intelligent, professional, conservative when she is in public, but a fucking freak in the bed.
when im at a show, in the mornings shes always taking her time to get ready. before she gets to the table, people kinda wander by, stop and talk and buy something every now and then.
when she gets to the table, its like i dont have enough knives to sell.....huge crowds of balding men gather at my table to try and look cool.
its great, she has been with me from pretty much day one with the knives, so she knows more about knives than 95% of people out there......so not only is she hot, but she knows the product as well.

i wake up almost daily thanking whatever it is thats out there, that put her back in my life.

as long as she/it still has a heartbeat, its all fair game.  Even then, enough alcohol will change my view drastically.

Im kind of proud of this quote since I made it up and its been proven true to me on more than one occasion.

"Beuty is only skin deep but uglyness goes to the bone"

kptk92 wrote:

lol one person on "ugly but wild in bed" (NOT ME )

I'd like you in bed

I'm Jamesey wrote:

Incoming 15 year olds to inform us of how they like their bitches

lmaooo

Hot or not.

Super skinny with a big fat pussy!

Shaved.

Nappy wrote:

1927 wrote:

Hakei wrote:

Looks, I still have my hand.

Lie on it for 15 minutes, it goes numb and feels like someone elses.

ive heard that alot but never tried it, i always forget to try it

I love that feeling, especially when you fall asleep on your leg and you don't know where it is. Thats the 6th and final sense, knowing where your limbs are... its got a biiiiiig name.