Phatmatt
Vroom Vroom
+298|6492|Canada

30 entries reached. Let the voting begin!
all polls are in the poll section.




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After more than two months, here is round 3!


After seeing Cracked Craptions I've decided to have our own "Craptions" within the BF2s community.

The rules are easy;

1. I give you a picture and you must make up a caption for it (only one per member!)
2. No photoshop, this means I only want a caption and not a new picture with your caption on it.
3. Maximum of 30 entries (that will make 3 Poll Threads 3x10=30)
4. I make polls with all the entries
5. You vote for your favorite "Craption"
6. Winner wins +1 karma from me.
Winner also gets a Rapidshare account for 2 days! Courtesy of Zimmer

Round Photo:
https://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/pics/11264/1.jpg

Previous winners

Last edited by Phatmatt (2008-04-08 17:28:26)

Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6435|Carnoustie, Scotland
Piss here and your balls get chopped off.
Don't piss here. No, really, don't!

Last edited by Funky_Finny (2008-04-08 09:25:33)

henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6651|Belfast
piss here and get you balls cut with scissors
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6994|Devon, England
"Pissy pissy = Cutty cutty"?
kptk92
u
+972|6711|tc_london
No sex with red diagonal looking things
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6792|Gogledd Cymru

On my period.
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6711|Somersetshire
For younger viewers: image of 2 eggs, scissors and an explanation mark to help you understand the metaphor in the above image
Ollie
Formerly known as Larkin
+215|6287|Halifax, West Yorkshire

The Sheriff wrote:

On my period.
Okay, I'll make sure I'm nice to you then.
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7059|Scotland

Excellent idea. Lets spice up the winnings.

Winner gets to use an RS account for 2 days
No, seriously.
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6796|N. Ireland
Vasectomy, here!
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|7043
No Wanking or its for the chop
N00bkilla55404
Voices are calling...
+136|6234|Somewhere out in Space
Get off my ass, ya' wee bitty fuck
If I pull out the scissors, you're shit out of luck
Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|6987|West Yorkshire, U.K
'Please chop your balls off before leaving'
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7035|St. Andrews / Oslo

Please Refrain from peeing during your vasectomy.

Last edited by Jenspm (2008-04-08 11:26:13)

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png https://twitter.com/phoenix/favicon.ico
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6615

Please remove testies before screwing the circus tent pole.
SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|6277|England

no black men with white arms pissing through red lines
penalty: balls cut off

Last edited by SamTheMan:D (2008-04-08 13:40:09)

Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6924|London, England
pic unrelated
CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|6858
Urinating to the right will result in having your ovaries removed by means of scissors.
NeXuS
Shock it till ya know it
+375|6644|Atlanta, Georgia
"eggs"
jord
Member
+2,382|6981|The North, beyond the wall.
Watch out for the scissors and eggs on the floor or a dotted line will jump off the ground and eat your Penis.

Last edited by jord (2008-04-08 12:13:41)

mcgid1
Meh...
+129|7019|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
Please remove testicles before pissing on the red line.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7045|FUCK UBISOFT

Piss here.
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6410|Birmingham, UK
Urinate for free massage.
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6500|Winland

Please reach over the diagnoal bar to piss. Do not pass the bar, as there is a man investigating testicular size on the other side.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6864|Southampton, UK

You cream on our sign, we cut your balls off.
Fair deal.

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