Need Ideas

2008-03-20 21:35:20

#1

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6618|EE Chat

Alright, so tomorrow night me and my friends are going to tee-p this girl's house, mostly because she did it to me. But, she deserves more, so give me some good ideas. Nothing with destruction of property but just something that will suck to clean up or be really funny
~Reddhedd
P.S. nothing to do with rape either!

2008-03-20 21:37:02

#2

ThaReaper: Banned; +410|6813

Shit on her doorstep.

2008-03-20 21:39:08

#3

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6618|EE Chat

Ummm.....no.

2008-03-20 21:39:35

#4

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6711|Long Island, New York

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2008-03-20 21:40:53

#5

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6579|NSW, Australia

ThaReaper wrote:
Shit on her doorstep.

lol diarrhoea

2008-03-20 21:42:45

#6

CoconutBlitz: I've had the diarrheas since Easters; +145|6763|California U.S.A

Mailbox + 200 tampons + gallon of water.

Your results may very. but mine was fucking epic.

2008-03-20 21:45:08

#7

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6637|A W S M F O X

CoconutBlitz wrote:
Mailbox + 200 tampons + gallon of water.

Your results may very. but mine was fucking epic.

/thread

2008-03-20 21:45:54

#8

Bulldogz: Blacking Out the Friction; +32|6173|Rexburg, Idaho

Well definately don't punch her jeep as I did.

2008-03-20 21:46:31

#9

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6715|Texas - Bigger than France

Why don't you just be a man?

Ask your friend to ask her friend to see if she likes you. And then she'll tell her friend to tell your friend to tell you that she doesn't. Then you can tell your friend to tell her friend to tell her she's a bitch.

Pretty simple really.

2008-03-20 21:47:39

#10

d4rkst4r: biggie smalls; +72|6627|Ontario, Canada

shit in a plastic bag, then dump it in her mailbox.

"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"

2008-03-20 21:48:21

#11

ThaReaper: Banned; +410|6813

Pug wrote:
Why don't you just be a man?

Ask your friend to ask her friend to see if she likes you. And then she'll tell her friend to tell your friend to tell you that she doesn't. Then you can tell your friend to tell her friend to tell her she's a bitch.

Pretty simple really.

I lol'ed

2008-03-20 22:06:51

#12

Blehm98: conservative hatemonger; +150|6637|meh-land

Kill her

2008-03-20 22:14:01

#13

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6681

Blehm98 wrote:
Kill her

you want to talk to david.p if you decide this option, he has some pretty good methods of disposing of human bodies <3 david.p

2008-03-20 22:17:45

#14

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|6813|Your moms bedroom

well if you really want to get her back

tell her you think shes hot, then fuck her best friend

2008-03-20 22:19:47

#15

NateW: my sigs worse than yours; +191|6306

Just be prepared for something worse to happen to your house.

2008-03-20 22:21:28

#16

Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6581|Somersetshire

Locoloki wrote:
well if you really want to get her back

tell her you think shes hot, then fuck her mom

fixed

lol

thats the way to do it

2008-03-20 22:23:44

#17

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|6939|Cambridge (UK)

how about you get a life?

2008-03-20 22:24:46

#18

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6711|Long Island, New York

Tehremos wrote:
Locoloki wrote:
well if you really want to get her back

tell her you think shes hot, then fuck her mom
fixed

lol

thats the way to do it

2008-03-21 01:04:37

#19

krAzi: Member; +17|6130|Some Strange town

IF she has a garage door ( best if white ) back up to it slap some peanut butter on your back tires burn out and leave. leaves an interesting mess lol

2008-03-21 01:09:44

#20

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|6744|USA

write all sorts of messages on her driveway with soap/shaving cream/mustard.

then shit on her doorstep. twice.

2008-03-21 01:30:18

#21

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6496|Orrstrayleea

Mustard/Mayonaise/sardines/gerkins/anything else you consider disgusting, put it all together in a heap of plastic bags then throw at her house.

The mess wil be horific, not to mention the smell

2008-03-21 01:38:06

#22

geNius: ..!.,; +144|6615|SoCal

Find her fuse panel. Kill the power. Zip-Tie the lock loop.

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2008-03-21 01:38:42

#23

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6509|Oregon

Yeah, don't TP her house... that's just stooping to her level.
Be more creative.
Maybe, write a letter, informally addressed to her, but unsigned, on her doorstep.
Within that letter, write a story beginning with "I had this dream about you..." and in the 'dream' you describe, have her do something really weird, like clean turkey poop from a racetrack.
That way, she will just be very confused.
At the end of the letter, sign it with 3 initials, none of which are your own, and write "And I know I will dream of you again!"

Then, a week later, do the same thing.
And again.
Then, the fourth time, write nothing but "Dear [girl's name] X.X.X. (your "initials") has passed away. He wanted to give you this." Then sign it with the same last 2 initials, but a different first initial.
The "this" that you give her should be an old quarter, colored red with sharpie, and enclosed in a matchbox.

That is all you should do.

2008-03-21 01:48:35

#24

Obiwan: Go Cards !!; +196|6868|The Ville

geNius wrote:
Find her fuse panel. Kill the power. Zip-Tie the lock loop.

and make sure it's at 4:30 am so she and her parents will be late. Hopefully she dosen't use a cell phone alarm to wake up.

Oh and do all this on April 1rst. it will be meanigful

You can also write a note saying April fools bitch and stick it on her door.

Last edited by Obiwan (2008-03-21 01:50:35)

2008-03-21 04:44:33

#25

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6847|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Does she live in a wigwam? What kind of name is T-Pee, perhaps she kind of rapper, I dunno.

Anyway, take a pack of prawns with you, stuff them down the back of her sofa, she wont know until April, but probably spend a week then trying to pin point the smell down. No doubt she will start the hunt in her underwear drawer.

Last edited by 1927 (2008-03-21 04:44:56)

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