BF2S Forums Look, up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a fap.

loll pwnt

Isnt it meant to say "Is it a bird! Is it a plane! ..."

A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.

The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.

What did the helpful pasenger do taste it?  "Taste's salty to me Maaam, must be Jizz"

I know of a guy who after getting turned down on a blind date and had to settle for "Just a cuddle" had started to knock one off in the morning over the face/head of the girl he was sleeping with who had turned him down the night before. She awoke asked him "Wtf do you think your doing", to which he replied "I didn't think you would mind, sorry".  What a star.

She told me this not him btw.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
cum fly the friendly skies.

lol wrote:

a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair

That conversation must have been hilarious

Good old frank he says "He'll toot your his flute for you"

1927 wrote:

Good old frank he says "He'll toot your his flute for you"

lulz, I wonder if he had that playing in his headphones as he spanked.

LMAO!!!! I'd like to see the picture of this woman...find her, and put her through that again =P

I'd have gone with love is air.

"We've got motherfuckin' semen on the motherfucking plane!"