have you ever been caught spanking your monkey

2008-03-15 14:37:21

#1

Rubix-Cubes: Member; +123|6874|UK

Just finished work and this lad was telling us how his misses caught him having a 5 knuckle shuffle, he was so damn embarrassed. so i went on to tell him about mine.

I was about 14 or so and everyone was out and was not due back for sometime, so i decided to have a shuffle in the living room, i got naked and got out the porn mag i had and started to fap, just at the same moment my mum dad and 3 sisters came in the front door, the front door opened straight into the living room, so there's me cock in hand mag out sitting on the couch having a wank, i didn't live that one down for a VERY VERY LONG TIME..

so how about you guys ???

Last edited by Rubix-Cubes (2008-03-15 14:37:55)

2008-03-15 14:38:05

#2

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6202|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Nevar!

2008-03-15 14:38:08

#3

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|6903|West Yorkshire, U.K

Rubix-Cubes wrote:
Just finished work and this lad was telling us how his misses caught him having a 5 knuckle shuffle, he was so damn embarrassed. so i went on to tell him about mine.

I was about 14 or so and everyone was out and was not due back for sometime, so i decided to have a shuffle in the living room, i got naked and got out the porn mag i had and started to fap, just at the same moment my mum dad and 3 sisters came in the front door, the front door opened straight into the living room, so there's me cock in hand mag out sitting on the couch having a wank, i didn't live that one down for a VERY VERY LONG TIME..

so how about you guys ???

hahahaha thats so funny + 1

2008-03-15 14:39:24

#4

topthrill05: Member; +125|6796|Rochester NY USA

Almost many times, yet never caught red handed.

I plan to keep it that way.

2008-03-15 14:40:23

#5

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6747|Global Command

Yup. By my wife. She razzed me about it until I found her multi pronged sex toy that resembled something from a movie about alien slime monsters.

2008-03-15 14:41:04

#6

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6202|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Kurazoo wrote:
Rubix-Cubes wrote:
Just finished work and this lad was telling us how his misses caught him having a 5 knuckle shuffle, he was so damn embarrassed. so i went on to tell him about mine.

I was about 14 or so and everyone was out and was not due back for sometime, so i decided to have a shuffle in the living room, i got naked and got out the porn mag i had and started to fap, just at the same moment my mum dad and 3 sisters came in the front door, the front door opened straight into the living room, so there's me cock in hand mag out sitting on the couch having a wank, i didn't live that one down for a VERY VERY LONG TIME..

so how about you guys ???
hahahaha thats so funny + 1

Well, if it's that fucking funny why don't you laugh? Go on, fucking laugh!

Last edited by Ollie (2008-03-15 14:41:21)

2008-03-15 14:41:11

#7

kptk92: u; +972|6626|tc_london

I never get caught because I'm so fucking awesome

2008-03-15 14:42:19

#8

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6202|Halifax, West Yorkshire

kptk92 wrote:
I never get caught because I'm so fucking awesome

Yeah but my Gamerscore is better than yours.

2008-03-15 14:42:29

#9

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|6903|West Yorkshire, U.K

kptk92 wrote:
I never get caught because I'm so fucking awesome small

Last edited by Kurazoo (2008-03-15 14:42:44)

2008-03-15 14:44:27

#10

Havok: Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist; +302|6893|Florida, United States

Almost/yes. I was wearing boxers and fapping when I heard my dad about 3 steps from the top of the stairs, which gives clear view to me. As I stuffed my dick away..... i came. Most embarrassing moment ever. Of course he couldn't just say hi and leave (because he just got home), no, he stays and gives me a detailed convo of his day while I'm inconspicuously trying to cover up wet spots (unsuccessfully).

2008-03-15 14:44:57

#11

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6416|Winland

Oh boy...

Uhm, "A couple of times".

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-03-15 14:45:51

#12

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|6788|Portland, OR, USA

do tell

2008-03-15 14:46:00

#13

kptk92: u; +972|6626|tc_london

Kurazoo wrote:
kptk92 wrote:
I never get caught because I'm so fucking awesome small

Never knew you were small Thanks for sharing

2008-03-15 14:46:44

#14

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6202|Halifax, West Yorkshire

kptk92 wrote:
Kurazoo wrote:
kptk92 wrote:
I never get caught because I'm so fucking awesome small
Never knew you were small Thanks for sharing

Backfired.

2008-03-15 14:46:56

#15

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6712|N. Ireland

topthrill05 wrote:
Almost many times, yet never caught red handed.

I plan to keep it that way.

2008-03-15 14:47:15

#16

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6180|Washington DC

Almost

closest call was last night, my sister barged into my room to ask me a question about how to work her camera while I was watching the clown porn

luckily i had already 'finished the business' and it only took a quick mouse click to kill the porn

(no i wasn't naked / half clothed)

Last edited by HurricaИe (2008-03-15 14:48:31)

2008-03-15 14:48:24

#17

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|6903|West Yorkshire, U.K

Ollie wrote:
kptk92 wrote:
Kurazoo wrote:

Never knew you were small Thanks for sharing
Backfired.

Hence the quotes.....

2008-03-15 14:48:34

#18

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6787|Mountains of NC

I'm Batman of jerkin .............. you can never catch me

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-03-15 14:48:41

#19

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7062|Reykjavík, Iceland.

kylef wrote:
topthrill05 wrote:
Almost many times, yet never caught red handed.

I plan to keep it that way.

2008-03-15 14:49:10

#20

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6862

caught? like Im trying to hide it?

2008-03-15 14:49:25

#21

kptk92: u; +972|6626|tc_london

Kurazoo wrote:
Ollie wrote:
kptk92 wrote:

Never knew you were small Thanks for sharing
Backfired.
Hence the quotes.....

wat

2008-03-15 14:49:35

#22

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6873

Almost, but it wasn't incriminating at all and no one knew what I was doing.

However, I did "almost" catch my dad. "Almost" as in: I come home to see pron on the computer and then my dad walks about of the bathroom zipping up his pants.

Now that's embarrassing.

2008-03-15 14:49:43

#23

avman633: Member; +116|6583

Rubix-Cubes wrote:
I was about 14 or so and everyone was out and was not due back for sometime, so i decided to have a shuffle in the living room, i got naked and got out the porn mag i had and started to fap, just at the same moment my mum dad and 3 sisters came in the front door, the front door opened straight into the living room, so there's me cock in hand mag out sitting on the couch having a wank, i didn't live that one down for a VERY VERY LONG TIME..

+1! HAHAHA! That was fucking hilarious, lmao

To answer the question, never and hopefully never. *Knock on Wood*

2008-03-15 14:50:16

#24

argo4: Stand and Deliver; +86|6151|United States

almost. But now I don't sleep on the same floor as my parents, and can pretty much do whatever I want without them noticing...all the basement to myself:D

2008-03-15 14:50:31

#25

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6787|Mountains of NC

avman633 wrote:
To answer the question, never and hopefully never. *Knock on Wood*

wood is what you knock

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dont shuffle	2%	2% - 7
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