worst actor ever. i truly hate him
Poll
Do you also hate steven seagal
Fucking a | 35% | 35% - 49 | ||||
Steven who? | 14% | 14% - 20 | ||||
no wai he is hawt | 28% | 28% - 40 | ||||
bugger of rtard | 12% | 12% - 17 | ||||
No there is a worse actor (specify) | 9% | 9% - 13 | ||||
Total: 139 |
Van damme and segal made some of the greatest cheesy hollywood blockbusters of all time, for their time they were great! Late 90's I loved watching those kinda films.
Last edited by justice (2008-01-08 14:30:41)
I know fucking karate
His utter cheese factor makes me love him.
Terrible actor, but he compensates for this with a pure cornyness that makes me laugh.
Terrible actor, but he compensates for this with a pure cornyness that makes me laugh.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
oh well I'm tired I guess... didn't pay attention tbh mehMagpie wrote:
I did "bugger of rtard" u see?Enzzenmachine wrote:
you should've included a vote option "I don't care"
I've nothing against Steven Seagal. Why should I anyway?
I'm not asking you to hate him Mr serious , I'm just venting my disgust with his so called acting
Last edited by Enzzenmachine (2008-01-08 14:46:05)
Lol ur the second steven i have managed to insult sorry Its only steven seagal i hate i vub u ;DNoobeater wrote:
my names Steven.
The reason steven seagal always wins fights in films is that he is so wooden the bullets can't penetrate him.
What the hell!
He's epic full stop!
His films are awsm!
Crazy....
He's epic full stop!
His films are awsm!
Crazy....
Word.KILLSWITCH wrote:
His utter cheese factor makes me love him.
Terrible actor, but he compensates for this with a pure cornyness that makes me laugh.
He's a cock, plain and simple.
Steven Segal=King of the Saturday Matinee

'nuff said.
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The topic title just made me lol. Even though I don't know who Steven Seagull is.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
I saw thee *BEST* Steven Segal movie during New Year holiday...."Exit Wound" It didn't have a Playboy playmate stripping but it kept my attention.
Last edited by loubot (2008-01-08 17:46:45)
Hah! Seagal is the king of bad actors, i love that guy he´s so bad he turns the crap into candy everytime i wan´t to see a good bad movie i go looking for a Seagal or maybe Van Damme ( i truly recommend Inferno best bad movie i have seen )
As a person I don't know. But watching him break bones in four identical movies was great fun for awhile. Kind of like VanDam was fun for while.
na, he's funny...
always running around pretending to be an American Indian
always running around pretending to be an American Indian
This is good shit. Prob one of my favorite scenes all time ( not in the video ) he asks 3 armed bad guys if they take credit-card, proceed with lightning reflexes to cut their throats in a slash ( with the card got an attached blade to it ) hehe makes me smile thinking of it.
Edit: Also to add don´t you love how Seagal only has one face? does´nt matter if he´s expressing deep love or just passioned hatred it´s all the same
Last edited by madmurre (2008-01-08 18:10:45)
This is the best movie he's in. Best role he has too.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
That's him that got sucked out incase you couldn't figure it out.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
That's him that got sucked out incase you couldn't figure it out.
His first films were classics, proper action movies. He is however now fat, retarded and proceeds to wear pajamas all the time, so not so cool now I'm afraid.
steven seagal>reatads>chuck norris>hillary clinton>
Ur a Swede wtf?Freezer7Pro wrote:
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'nuff said.
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The topic title just made me lol. Even though I don't know who Steven Seagull is.
i havent seen enough of him to jugge, so i did the last option
Hate him and his movies. He's fat as well.
He'd kill you with his true acting ability, they have to make him not over-emote too much or people will die.
Srs. Like his pilot killed a entire studio, no fooling.
Srs. Like his pilot killed a entire studio, no fooling.
No, I'm finnish, but I mainly speak swedish, as the province I live in (Åland -.-) is mainly swedish speaking.Magpie wrote:
Ur a Swede wtf?Freezer7Pro wrote:
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'nuff said.
Spoiler, highlight to read.
The topic title just made me lol. Even though I don't know who Steven Seagull is.
And this cracked version of XP works better than any other copy I've found
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
When given a choice of whether I hate someone famous or not, most of the time I'll say yes.
This case is no different. Steven Seagal = Fail
This case is no different. Steven Seagal = Fail
Sir you are obstructing justice *POW WHAM*
Last edited by Fenix14 (2008-01-09 06:04:28)