butsecks
Fine you asked for it. Michael JacksonMasterstyle wrote:
butsecks
ill shove wee man up your ass then have fat bastard fart in your face till u die
I conk you on the head with a Lightsaber thats made out of steel and u get artrites so u fall in a lake and drown.
.50 headshot....no pain much fun!
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6838
spike to the gooch
I killyou with a knife slowly, its more personal...killing the guy with looking into his eyes
I regale about stories from back in 'my day'. I meander around topics and the gist of the story just to string you along. After just a few minutes you have become uncomfortable and start to fidget around in your chair. Boredom sets in after a half an hour. By 2 hours you are slouched in your chair, arms hanging over the sides. Unamused by my stories, you stare at the wall for the next hour. Eventually, the stories become just a hum in your skull, a mumbling noise that doesn't stop. By now a minor form of insanity has set in and you believe you have schizophrenia. You soon fall deeper into your madness, believing the voices in your head - though only my voice - are real, and you wish for it to stop you get up and run around the room. As you run, you trip over the cord to my Electric Blanket, impale your temple on the corner of the dresser and bleed to death on my floor. "Clean that up", I say, as you lie there motionless, "You have to hear about the time I rescued Lincoln from from the Chinese".
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
You look at me and realise how sexy I am. You, realising you are now gay, grab the nearest knife and kill yourself. I make a samich while watching with mild curiosity.
I would stick my 44 in your ear and blow a hole right through to the other side
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6838
Open up your belly with a knife then kick you in the balls until they fall out of the hole I made.
Last edited by Superior Mind (2007-04-17 19:08:31)
I almost shoot you down with the f-35, but you bail out and parachute. I get highly agitated and ram your parachuting ass with my jet, and we both die.
Shotgun to the face
killed by a black guy
Use your imagination
Use your imagination
Large stone/brick to head.
I take Masterstyle's shotgun, dance around with it when lodge it in your bellybutton until the trigger is the only thing visible - then shoot.
Last edited by Simon (2007-12-20 13:20:02)
I could never kill Simon
Buttsecks.
I kill you from blood loss from thousands of hickeys.Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:
Buttsecks.
ghey?
Ill shove a dildo through your penis hole into your asshole you fuckerLieutenant_Jensen wrote:
Buttsecks.
old age.
Yay my favorite thread! I'd kill you by forcing 100 vegas hookers to screw you non stop till you die of exhaustion and/or sleep deprivation.
I'd kill you by pumping diareah collected from diseased people into your stomach with a black hose being run down your throat.
Force u to watch french daytime tv and then watch you get banged by a bucnh of french, arabs brittish and then pimp you out to a saudi princeDavid.P wrote:
Yay my favorite thread! I'd kill you by forcing 100 vegas hookers to screw you non stop till you die of exhaustion and/or sleep deprivation.
@ Jsnipper
I would use u as my own personal crash test dummy
Last edited by Magpie (2007-12-20 13:30:21)
id just put a brick across ya head