More weapons to end all war...

2007-12-17 18:38:03

#1

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|5988|Halifax, West Yorkshire

I've been hard at work in the laboratory and I've come up with some more weapons of mass peace and love. Many thanks for the suggestions/ideas from the old thread "A weapon to end all war..."

So we started off with the Harrier "Psychonaut", while this is a magnificent feat of technology and trippyness we needed ground troops to root out any hostile forces which remained after carpet bombing with 'shrooms and LSD.

I introduce "Bluntman Infantry"

The "Bluntman" will spread the love by allowing enemies to pick "bud" from his specialised ghillie suit, he also supplies Rizlas to enemy troops so they can roll up without hassle. He also has an M-17 "Joint-o-Matic" rifle, for more troublesome adversaries. (See fig. II)

https://img170.imageshack.us/img170/5214/jackalghilliesuitcopyqo2.png

Figure II

This is the M-17 "Joint-o-Matic" rifle, it fires 5.45x35mm FMJ rounds and has a 30 round magazine. When the rifle is fired a rapid expansion of gas projects spliffs at supersonic speeds towards the enemy, the friction caused by this rapid acceleration causes the joint to burn up in the air, creating huge clouds of weed smoke.

https://img170.imageshack.us/img170/9648/m16a1brimobcopyzn8.png

The Bluntman Infantry will be flown into battle by the specially converted UH-60 "Black Hawk" seen below.

https://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4168/blackhawkcopyuw0.png

Peace and love, brothers! - Ollie

2007-12-17 18:38:33

#2

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6634|Washington, DC

I am going to kill you in your sleep

2007-12-17 18:46:44

#3

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|5988|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Hurricane wrote:
I am going to kill you in your sleep

Well, it's a good job I don't sleep then isn't it?

I'll be sending the troops around to your house ASAP, by the way.

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2007-12-17 18:48:51

#4

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6724|California

I guess I never understood how peace and love intermingled with pot..

2007-12-17 18:49:18

#5

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6634|Washington, DC

Ollie wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
I am going to kill you in your sleep
Well, it's a good job I don't sleep then isn't it?

Well-played, knave.

2007-12-17 18:50:21

#6

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|5988|Halifax, West Yorkshire

stryyker wrote:
I guess I never understood how peace and love intermingled with pot..

Well it's like this. Hey whats that? *points* *runs away*

2007-12-17 18:52:11

#7

konfusion: mostly afk; +480|6554|CH/BR - in UK

stryyker wrote:
I guess I never understood how peace and love intermingled with pot..

lowers your standards....

-konfusion

2007-12-17 18:56:27

#8

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|5988|Halifax, West Yorkshire

stryyker wrote:
I guess I never understood how peace and love intermingled with pot..

No really. It's like this. While under the influence of psychedelics you feel a harmony with other human beings. It opens your mind to where you're going wrong and how you can improve your life and the life of others. Reducing suffering etc. I'd give you a better explination but I'm pweety tired.

2007-12-17 19:56:45

#9

theit57: I am THE Frodo Baggins.; +124|6403|6 feet under

I guess this is kinda going towards Hendrick's quote: "When the power of love over comes the love of power, the world will know peace"

I prefer my version though: "when the love of power overcomes the power of love, the world will know war"
I guess kinda like this:

https://www.rabinovich.org/images/peaceB52.gif

2007-12-17 21:12:38

#10

FunKYPenGuin: FunKY Member; +19|5988|Sydney

Nice Photoshop work

2007-12-17 21:16:53

#11

Major.League.Infidel: Make Love and War; +303|6482|Communist Republic of CA, USA

Ollie wrote:
stryyker wrote:
I guess I never understood how peace and love intermingled with pot..
No really. It's like this. While under the influence of psychedelics you feel a harmony with other human beings. It opens your mind to where you're going wrong and how you can improve your life and the life of others. Reducing suffering etc. I'd give you a better explination but I'm pweety tired.

Alternatively, we can stay sober, and get laid, and enjoy what we do. Such as Mindless Violence.

2007-12-17 22:31:56

#12

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|5988|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Major.League.Infidel wrote:
Ollie wrote:
stryyker wrote:
I guess I never understood how peace and love intermingled with pot..
No really. It's like this. While under the influence of psychedelics you feel a harmony with other human beings. It opens your mind to where you're going wrong and how you can improve your life and the life of others. Reducing suffering etc. I'd give you a better explination but I'm pweety tired.
Alternatively, we can stay sober, and get laid, and enjoy what we do. Such as Mindless Violence.

GTFO my thread.

2007-12-18 01:31:40

#13

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|6688|West Yorkshire, U.K

This is why he quit 6th form college...

2007-12-18 02:12:01

#14

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|5988|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Kurazoo wrote:
This is why he quit 6th form college...

Nigga, please.

It's called enjoying oneself, you should try it some time

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2007-12-18 02:20:47

#15

-]Eucalyptus[-: I'm a MOO MOO STARRR!!1; +17|6748|Switzerland (Im not swiss tho)

Hurricane wrote:
I am going to kill you in your sleep

2007-12-18 02:28:46

#16

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6340|Oregon

If we weren't meant to smoke pot, why did God make it?
SUCK ON THAT!!!
Or is it like one of the "devil's temptations" or some shit?
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, fuckers.
Ollie, you rock.

2007-12-18 06:15:40

#17

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|6688|West Yorkshire, U.K

Ollie wrote:
Kurazoo wrote:
This is why he quit 6th form college...
Nigga, please.

It's called enjoying oneself, you should try it some time

K, I'll try not to be depressed for the rest of my life

Nigga, policez

2007-12-18 06:21:53

#18

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6201|Winland

Pics 1 and 2 not working.

Also, rule 34?

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2007-12-18 08:32:30

#19

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|5988|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Freezer7Pro wrote:
Pics 1 and 2 not working.

Also, rule 34?

Hmmm, I'll rehost them.

EDIT: Fix't

Rule 34 on people in cannabis ghille suits? Surely not!

Last edited by Ollie (2007-12-18 08:36:51)

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