(T)eflon(S)hadow
R.I.P. Neda
+456|7016|Grapevine, TX
There are many different uses for beer besides getting drunk

There are many useful uses for beer besides drinking it and having fun. Most of us just enjoy drinking beer, but the truth is, it can be used in a variety of different ways. Especially when you don't want to throw away any extra beer you have. Here are just 10 examples of what you can do with them.

   1. Marinate meat in it - Use beer instead of wine to marinate your meat. Not only does it taste better, but it also makes the meat softer and more tender.
   2. Help grass grow easier - pour beer on those irritating brown spots on your lawns to help your grass grow. The grass absorbs the nutrients, sugar and energy it needs to be able to grow.
   3. Kill slugs & snails - Fill containers or wide-mouthed bottles or something of the sort with beer about a quarter to half way up. Then bury these in your garden. The slugs or snails will be attracted to them and drown.
   4. Kill mice - This may sound a little far-fetched but fill a bucket or pail up about a third of the way with cheap beer with a board or something leading to the rim at the top. The mice, smelling this, will jump in, and not be able to climb out.
   5. Calm a stomach-ache - Just sit down and drink a beer. This carbonated drink will settle your stomach right down. The alcohol helps reduce the pain as well. Don't use if you have an ulcer or gastritis.
   6. Polish gold - Wet a piece of cloth with some beer and start rubbing your gold (no stones) to get the shine back. Use a second cloth to dry it.
   7. Bathe in it - Add a few cans of beer into your bath. Believe it or not, it will do you good. The yeasts are good for softening and soothing the skin.
   8. Polish wood furniture - Let some beer sit until it goes flat, then, dampen a washcloth with it, and rub your wooden furniture. This will polish it, and give it a more shiny and healthy look.
   9. Cook with it - When boiling shrimp, try using beer for the cooking liquid. Season as you wish, but don't overcook.
  10. Drink it!


Edit, zeh color

Last edited by (T)eflon(S)hadow (2007-12-06 13:53:32)

Simon
basically
+838|6845|UK
My eyes started hurting after the first line. Why use bright yellow..?
White is good enough for me.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6808|London, England
If you do #10 first, you won't care about #1-9
(T)eflon(S)hadow
R.I.P. Neda
+456|7016|Grapevine, TX
Good answer Met, but will that still count for #2 or will it make more brown spots?
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6962|Noizyland

I know some cheep beers that would kill not only Mice but small children. "Double Brown" and "MASH" come to mind as does "Flame" which tastes like old shoes.
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UK|Hooligan
Seriously, fuck off.
+103|6875|"The Empire"
11. Pickle my liver with it.
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6849|USA
Drowning mice with beer. Thats classic.
TGMaverick
Member
+16|6417
1-9 seem like a waste of beer.
(T)eflon(S)hadow
R.I.P. Neda
+456|7016|Grapevine, TX

TGMaverick wrote:

1-9 seem like a waste of beer.
I agree, that's alcohol abuse. there are sober kids in Ethiopia
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6320|Carnoustie, Scotland

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

There are many useful uses for beer besides drinking it
  10. Drink it!
o_O

Mekstizzle wrote:

If you do #10 first, you won't care about #1-9
LOL +1

Last edited by Funky_Finny (2007-12-06 14:48:52)

Madhadda1
Member
+270|6732|Cedar Rapids, Iowa
#7 seems like a bad idea, yeast infections probably suck.
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6849|USA

Madhadda1 wrote:

#7 seems like a bad idea, yeast infections probably suck.
Beer won't give you a yeast infection.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6655
It is better to use soda for killing mice as soda is cheaper mostly.
MetaL*
Banned
+188|6344|Anaheim, Mexifornia
10. Drink it!

Thats not a unexpected use for beer...
Graphic-J
The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J
+196|6313|So Cal

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

Drowning mice with beer. Thats classic.
...
Stop sniffing glue
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Ryan
Member
+1,230|7030|Alberta, Canada

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

1. Marinate meat in it - Use beer instead of wine to marinate your meat. Not only does it taste better, but it also makes the meat softer and more tender.
It's true. My uncle does it all the time, it's great.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|6764|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Ty wrote:

I know some cheep beers that would kill not only Mice but small children. "Double Brown" and "MASH" come to mind as does "Flame" which tastes like old shoes.
And you have tasted an old shoes before? Please tell me you were on those cheap beer before licking that shoes
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6632|The Land of Scott Walker

MetaL* wrote:

10. Drink it!

Thats not a unexpected use for beer...
avman633
Member
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Wow thats pretty cool, I just can't take that text color
Trotskygrad
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+354|6186|Vortex Ring State
Even more uses for the "Steak in a Glass" on Google...
Beer attracts bees. To keep bees away, open a can of beer and put it far away.
Beer makes better batter. Add beer instead of water

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