http://www.subservientchicken.com/
post what you made the chicken do
try
dance
die
hide
for starters its quite addictive
post what you made the chicken do
try
dance
die
hide
for starters its quite addictive
That is fucking weird...
Pfft. It doesnt respond when i ask it Why it crossed the road.
lol
Type destroy.
"Get lost"
Old. I'm surprised it is still around tbh.
it didnt eat its couch, or jump, or bang its head on the ceilin OR pretend it had bird flu. Stupid Bird.
i made it choke itself
IT DID A BARREL ROLL. This thing is win.
Omg this is scary
Why won't he turn off his lamp?
which lamp?
I got the chicken to turn off the light, choke himself, peck himself, tell me he 1) didn't have a penis 2) didn't have a vagina 3) wasn't a man 4) wasn't a woman 5) wouldn't blow himself etc.
coke wrote:
That is fucking weird...
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6702
Because each command runs a different pre- recorded tape.Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:
Why won't he turn off his lamp?
I got him to
1) Die
2) Watch TV
3) Jump
4) Stand on one leg
5) wag his finger at me when told him to masturbate (don't know why I wanted to see that!)
6) Do a backflip, yes he actually did it (with some shitty editing!)
7) leave the room
8) He got scared when I todl him to "scare me"
9) He tried to take off his head
10) He apparently can't fly
11) He also can't lay eggs!
12) He felt up his own arse when I told him to find a female chicken (on the assumption that this is a guy)
13) He made a poor effort of wrecking the place (he did so with a cushion, minimal damage!)
14) He did some barrel rolls when I told him to "set fire to yourself"
15) went crazy
16) He is apparently unable to explode
Then I got bored
1) Die
2) Watch TV
3) Jump
4) Stand on one leg
5) wag his finger at me when told him to masturbate (don't know why I wanted to see that!)
6) Do a backflip, yes he actually did it (with some shitty editing!)
7) leave the room
8) He got scared when I todl him to "scare me"
9) He tried to take off his head
10) He apparently can't fly
11) He also can't lay eggs!
12) He felt up his own arse when I told him to find a female chicken (on the assumption that this is a guy)
13) He made a poor effort of wrecking the place (he did so with a cushion, minimal damage!)
14) He did some barrel rolls when I told him to "set fire to yourself"
15) went crazy
16) He is apparently unable to explode
Then I got bored
sounds like you had fun
+1 cheers
+1 cheers
No its a bloke in a chicken suit , he does what you ask him. I think they change shifts because sometimes when you go there he looks thinnerSuperior Mind wrote:
Because each command runs a different pre- recorded tape.Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:
Why won't he turn off his lamp?
i told it to sit on the couch
cool
cool
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6702
It's still recordings being played over, it's not live.slaata wrote:
No its a bloke in a chicken suit , he does what you ask him. I think they change shifts because sometimes when you go there he looks thinnerSuperior Mind wrote:
Because each command runs a different pre- recorded tape.Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:
Why won't he turn off his lamp?
hahaa
creepy
creepy
LMAO
woonwalk works
do the robot works too, so what if its a recording tis still funny.
woonwalk works
do the robot works too, so what if its a recording tis still funny.
2004.OmniDeath wrote:
Old. I'm surprised it is still around tbh.
Are you sureSuperior Mind wrote:
It's still recordings being played over, it's not live.slaata wrote:
No its a bloke in a chicken suit , he does what you ask him. I think they change shifts because sometimes when you go there he looks thinnerSuperior Mind wrote:
Because each command runs a different pre- recorded tape.