Today I was bored so I decided it would be a fun idea to throw off some Molotov Cocktails. I poured gasoline into an empty wine bottle, drenched a rag in gasoline then suck it into the bottle. I then put the cork back on as leaving the cork off could make the gas spill out, took my lighter and rode off to a nearby park. I got to a secluded part of the park. It was next to a river, and the river had a larger rock a few feet out into that would make a prefect target for my Molotov. I light the rag and threw the bottle, a crash sound followed shortly my a burst of flames. The rock was ablaze. I watched in awe when suddenly someone came rushing down. It was my seventh grade social studies teacher. She had a grudge on me because once she accidentally switched my grade (which was an A) with that of one of the dumber kids (who got a C). Because I didn't understand how I could have done so poorly with excellent test scores and homework record, so I asked the assistant principle of the school to look into it. They found out my former teacher switched my grade, since it was her third year at the school the administration decided to not give her ten-year. Because of that she has held a grudge against me. So when I see her come rushing toward me I panic, she yells "you better hope you brought a cell phone", I didn't have a cell phone and I didn't understand how a cellphone could help me in such a situation. So I get on my bike and ride home as fast as I could. When I pulled in I saw my mother staring at me, menacingly. She then said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!
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you fucking had me as well. WHY didn't I see this coming??? /facedesk
you fucking had me as well. WHY didn't I see this coming??? /facedesk
failtacular.
loldoctastrangelove1964 wrote:
"You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air."
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Will you be my butt buddy?
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Will you be my butt buddy?
nah, worked it out when you said about your social studies teacher.
Just cuz one guy pulls it off and makes it funny, doesn't mean everyone can...
Just cuz one guy pulls it off and makes it funny, doesn't mean everyone can...
a mile away
these are getting pretty old people
these are getting pretty old people
he got me. aww.
Totally, and it was obviously copied from somewhere else (without acknowledgement). That would constitute breaking the rules... and thus warrant a close.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
a mile away
these are getting pretty old people
You wanna do it maniac?
No more Bel Airs, please god mod's no more.
Last edited by N.A.T.O (2007-07-24 01:57:47)
Damnit, they always start off interesting..."Today I was bored so I decided it would be a fun idea to throw off some Molotov Cocktails.".
I want to hear some awsome carnage.
I want to hear some awsome carnage.
For all those fooled: lol
For all those to young to get the reference: FU
To mcminty: I did write this myself.
For all those to young to get the reference: FU
To mcminty: I did write this myself.
lol!
leetkyle wrote:
lol!
Oh, come on - let's stop this Pollux copying crap.
When FFLink13 did it first time, it was fine and dandy. Now it's just ridiculous!
For all you people who didn't realise what this was going to be, you must've woken up badly this morning - I realised after about 20 words! Shame on you!
When FFLink13 did it first time, it was fine and dandy. Now it's just ridiculous!
For all you people who didn't realise what this was going to be, you must've woken up badly this morning - I realised after about 20 words! Shame on you!
What the Flamer said.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
a mile away
these are getting pretty old people
You had me until the part about the teacher.
Bah, whatever. I should still close it because it's another bel air thing.
thanks for me wasting my time.
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
*sigh*
same here, should of been a fight though in a basketball court but hey its still great.Airwolf wrote:
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you fucking had me as well. WHY didn't I see this coming??? /facedesk
god i know that show too well, i miss it .
Fuck! you had me going for a bit!
Lolz.
*facedesk*
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Always raining and foggy
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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
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