We failed miserably!

2007-07-15 21:29:20

#1

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|6631|Montreal, Qc, Canada

0seb--morin0 was with me 2day... and we rly but rly had nothing to do, so we decided to dig a hole and make a fire later on.

Its finally like 10:30 pm, sun is sleeping, moon is out and we was like '' LETS MAKE IT '' --->(we even bought marshmallows)<---

And we .............. failed miserably!

Sexy pose just for fun

https://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5539/10974062sk1.jpg

And the failure!

https://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7729/52407692av7.jpg

https://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9839/72293714dc1.jpg

I think imma google: ''How to make a fire''

Edit:

We are going to re-try it 2nite... Heres the fire setup

Think its going to work this time?

Last edited by Andoura (2007-07-16 10:43:31)

2007-07-15 21:30:13

#2

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6754

buttsecks each other

2007-07-15 21:31:48

#3

Milk.org: Bringing Sexy Back; +270|6768|UK

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2007-07-15 21:32:14

#4

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6616|Camp XRay

nice capri pants queer

could have used more bricks

Last edited by Marlboroman82 (2007-07-15 21:32:55)

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2007-07-15 21:32:20

#5

{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|6752|San Antonio, Texas

Wow... Just wow... Sign up for Survivor...

2007-07-15 21:33:08

#6

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6754

Marlboroman82 wrote:
nice capri pants queer

lawl...truly lol

2007-07-15 21:35:03

#7

HURLEY: Ima Crunchatize you.; +170|6675|The Lou

usmarine2005 wrote:
Marlboroman82 wrote:
nice capri pants queer
lawl...truly lol

What guy wears capris? i think andoura is showin to be more metrosexual than scott. lol

2007-07-15 21:36:13

#8

evilcartman99: The Octagon; +18|6405|da ville, va

Did you use paper and matches?

2007-07-15 21:37:21

#9

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6754

And close your shorts next time. Most of us do not like guy upskirts.

And what dipfuck can't light a fire?

2007-07-15 21:40:05

#10

BeerzGod: Hooray Beer!; +94|6563|United States

Holy shit, are those capri's?

Sad.

2007-07-15 21:40:09

#11

r2zoo: Knowledge is power, guard it well; +126|6589|Michigan, USA

#1 rule of fires, you can never have enough lighter fluid.

2007-07-15 21:40:31

#12

nonexistentusmc: Member; +26|6438|Queens, NYC

Seems like theres a ton of trash in whatever is left of that fire of yours. It doesn't seem like you have enough wood anyways.

2007-07-15 21:42:37

#13

r2zoo: Knowledge is power, guard it well; +126|6589|Michigan, USA

nonexistentusmc wrote:
Seems like theres a ton of trash in whatever is left of that fire of yours. It doesn't seem like you have enough wood anyways.

Seriosuly, if you gonna make a fire, go buy wood, sticks and twigs is not a fire, need some logs on that thing, might as well lit a candle, would have gotten the same result.

2007-07-15 21:43:57

#14

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6614|Gold coast, Aus.

Wow. do you know HOW to make a fire *giggles like a little girl*

2007-07-15 21:45:00

#15

{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|6752|San Antonio, Texas

r2zoo wrote:
nonexistentusmc wrote:
Seems like theres a ton of trash in whatever is left of that fire of yours. It doesn't seem like you have enough wood anyways.
Seriosuly, if you gonna make a fire, go buy wood, sticks and twigs is not a fire, need some logs on that thing, might as well lit a candle, would have gotten the same result.

BUY wood??!?

2007-07-15 21:47:20

#16

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|6563|USA

{M5}Sniper3 wrote:
r2zoo wrote:
nonexistentusmc wrote:
Seems like theres a ton of trash in whatever is left of that fire of yours. It doesn't seem like you have enough wood anyways.
Seriosuly, if you gonna make a fire, go buy wood, sticks and twigs is not a fire, need some logs on that thing, might as well lit a candle, would have gotten the same result.
BUY wood??!?

seriously. thats what trees are for.

i think he meant that fake kindling, that shit they sell for like 15 bucks that burns reeeeel nice and easy.

2007-07-15 21:48:10

#17

Psycho: Member since 2005; +44|6769|Kansas, USA

nonexistentusmc wrote:
Seems like theres a ton of trash in whatever is left of that fire of yours. It doesn't seem like you have enough wood anyways.

I'm sure there was plenty of wood!

2007-07-15 21:53:31

#18

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6282|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

...

You know, fires tend to work better with LOGS. And lighter fluid. Can't forget the lighter fluid.

2007-07-15 21:53:59

#19

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +794|6677|United States of America

You need the help of this man.

https://www.maximuscle.com/Images/News/skyscrapper_beargrylls.jpg

Start a fire, jump down a waterfall, make a log cabin with a 1" knife...he can do it all. Don't even think about dying near him though, because I'm pretty sure he would eat you.

2007-07-15 21:55:18

#20

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|6631|Montreal, Qc, Canada

Psycho wrote:
nonexistentusmc wrote:
Seems like theres a ton of trash in whatever is left of that fire of yours. It doesn't seem like you have enough wood anyways.
I'm sure there was plenty of wood!

we had lots of woods and lots of paper ...

idk why it dindt worked we made something like this with the wood :

https://img329.imageshack.us/img329/6141/campfirevw1.jpg

Of course it was smaller... and in the middle of it we put some paper and we was catching the paper on fire

and you see the result

2007-07-15 21:57:57

#21

mafropetee: Member; +18|6136|Altamonte Springs, FL

try it again with more wood and ligher fluid. also, palm tree limbs (dead brown ones, of course) make for a good firestarter.

and while your at it, throw both marlboroman's and hurley's sigs in that fire. they need to be BURNT

seriously, it burns my eyes every time i see one of your posts. or, more to the point: EWWWWWWW

2007-07-15 21:59:15

#22

{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|6752|San Antonio, Texas

You shouldn't need lighter fluid to start a fire... Damn city slickers...

Last edited by {M5}Sniper3 (2007-07-15 21:59:31)

2007-07-15 21:59:29

#23

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6685

Lol at failure. Building a fire is quite easy actually. Start with some medium-small sized timber on the bottom, with small twigs and kindling (tiny twigs, peat moss, tree bark) on top set in a tepee fashion. Then once that fire starts, and the medium-smalled timber starts to burn add more of the same sized timber, and slowly add bigger timber, until the fire is big enough to add hard woods such as maple or oak for coals to keep the fire hot all night.

x

2007-07-15 21:59:36

#24

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6282|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

{M5}Sniper3 wrote:
You shouldn't need lighter fluid to start a fire... Damn city slickers... :\

Quiet, ya redneck.

2007-07-15 22:00:16

#25

mafropetee: Member; +18|6136|Altamonte Springs, FL

{M5}Sniper3 wrote:
You shouldn't need lighter fluid to start a fire... Damn city slickers...

it helps though. i never use it, but it does help if you cant get it going.

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