First off I had to wake up at 8:15 to go do my bio exam but that wasn't the LOL part. We went out on my friends windy( a big motherfucking boat that all norwegians have cos we're loaded ) and whilst having a few beers decided to moor the ship with the anchor. All is good, I went swimming in my trousers, we even had time to catch some fish which btw was fucking hilarious but unfortunately the anchore got stuck..FUCK... so for about an hour we were reversing the boat, driving in circles and trying to get this motherfucker lose yet it still won't budge.. So we have to get in, me and a m8 hop in the freezing norse sea and try and loosen this thing as we figured it was only 2m below the surface..WRONG, so we have to finally cut the anchor and I have to chip in a 1000NOK~£100 for a new anchor..Anyhow we drove back into the Oslo fjord and I had to take care of this fucking fish we had cought cos I want it for breakfast tomorrow morning. So I was walking around half of Oslo with a red cup with 2 dead fish in as I didn't have any goddam ice or newspaper to put it in..PWNED..Anyhow all is good, I got home, stashed the fish in the fridge and when I have soberd up 2morrow I shall cook it with a shit load of olive oil and flour.../win.
Well. It sucks you had to pay 100 pounds, but I geuss the fish does sound nice? (Save me a peice)
Too much beer.
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Lol funny thing is it stank the shit out of the tram, literally and they were big fish and the muscles were still twitching..Gooners wrote:
Well. It sucks you had to pay 100 pounds, but I geuss the fish does sound nice? (Save me a peice)
damm your day was better than mine, i had GCSE's
also those fish must of been quite small to fit 2 of them in a cup.
also those fish must of been quite small to fit 2 of them in a cup.
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Too much beer.
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And now i have to get a mofocking boat tnx to you Teddy, fuck you !!!
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Why not call the norwegian coast guard? It would've been a lot cooler.
No I literally had to squeeze them in, I'll take a pic of them 2morrow when I can...Chucking the guts and head in the water attracted more fish so I got a shit load...HAX..I only brought 2 back to the house.Noobeater wrote:
damm your day was better than mine, i had GCSE's
also those fish must of been quite small to fit 2 of them in a cup.
That's LOL
rofl, nice job..teddy..jimmy wrote:
No I literally had to squeeze them in, I'll take a pic of them 2morrow when I can...Chucking the guts and head in the water attracted more fish so I got a shit load...HAX..I only brought 2 back to the house.Noobeater wrote:
damm your day was better than mine, i had GCSE's
also those fish must of been quite small to fit 2 of them in a cup.
Lay enough F-Bombs? Nice story, tell us how the fish is.