This beats my appendectomy..........Blows it clear out of the water. I cringed while reading everything you posted. Lol, has anyone else had an appendectomy? It hurts about as much as, hmmmm, stepping on a rock barefoot (not much). The worst part was that I "magically" caught a bug right after the surgery so everyone was thinking that something had gone wrong with the surgery. So, I had to go back in to the hospital not too long after and they had to stick a big stick-type thing up my butt to find out what was causing the pain (they didn't know I was sick at the time). That didn't hurt but it was very uncomfortable. I still have a pretty big scar that has been numb for the better part of about 4-5 years. I just hope I won't have to get a vasectomy. *CRINGES*
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Had a Vasectomy?
| Yes, it was casual | 5% | 5% - 11 | ||||
| Not my happysack! | 94% | 94% - 197 | ||||
| Total: 208 | ||||||
Yes.Its a vesectomy he had. He can still ejaculate...but there is no more little buddy in the man juice he can give.RedTwizzler wrote:
Waitaminute, I thought you had a vasectomy...ATG wrote:
I'm gonna milk this for all it's worth.
Heyo.
Dude, that's some pretty brave stuff... I'm cringed while reading. Lol, the first thing I though of was family guy.
Mcminty.
Mcminty.
1/2 a man LOLmcminty wrote:
Dude, that's some pretty brave stuff... I'm cringed while reading. Lol, the first thing I though of was family guy.
Mcminty.
No mother fucker.......and i mean NO mother fucker cuts my pee pee....... never!
I just think you're less of a man somehow, not quite fully operational, i'd rather just have butt secks : )
I just think you're less of a man somehow, not quite fully operational, i'd rather just have butt secks : )
Same happened to my buddy, ATG. Pain killer didn't numb things and he could feel em tugging on things down there. Said it made him wanna hurl. I'm crossing my fingers that doesn't happen to me. Stay strong man . . . and make the wife wait on you hand and foot.
Check this out. I didn't even know this existed . . . no scalpel vasectomy!
http://www.vasectomyclinics.com/inofficenoscalpel.htm
http://www.vasectomyclinics.com/inofficenoscalpel.htm
A guy at work had this done a few years ago. It's probably a good job you didn't read this before you had it done, ATG.
My colleague described what the process was. First off the anaesthetic. It's a local anaesthetic, not a general one, so the patient is wide awake when everything happens. They take a syringe and inject the nerves directly - the nerves are inside the testicle so, of course, the needle pierces the gonad. Worst pain in the world.
Then they rummage around, cutting tubes and tying them off.
And just when you think it's all over, they say "now the other one."
My colleague described what the process was. First off the anaesthetic. It's a local anaesthetic, not a general one, so the patient is wide awake when everything happens. They take a syringe and inject the nerves directly - the nerves are inside the testicle so, of course, the needle pierces the gonad. Worst pain in the world.
Then they rummage around, cutting tubes and tying them off.
And just when you think it's all over, they say "now the other one."
am I too late. yerded, dont get fixed!
Ok.... THAT made me cringe, but then at the same time I lol'd to "And just when you think it's all over, they say "now the other one" roflaardfrith wrote:
A guy at work had this done a few years ago. It's probably a good job you didn't read this before you had it done, ATG.
My colleague described what the process was. First off the anaesthetic. It's a local anaesthetic, not a general one, so the patient is wide awake when everything happens. They take a syringe and inject the nerves directly - the nerves are inside the testicle so, of course, the needle pierces the gonad. Worst pain in the world.
Then they rummage around, cutting tubes and tying them off.
And just when you think it's all over, they say "now the other one."
Reading all 5 pages of this topic has made me really nauseous. Seriously, after reading this, I won't be able to have sex again.....for like.......MINUTES. It was THAT BAD.
KiL
KiL
Pleased to report, everything works.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Alas poor Yerded!GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
am I too late. yerded, dont get fixed!
Hey, a question, would it not be a lot less painful to have some xrays shot at your nuts or something?
heh, Houston, this is Right One.ATG wrote:
Pleased to report, everything works.
Thank you.
" Go ahead Right One. "
Houston, I think we have a problem.
I'm too young to have had that experience. But my dad did it! I vaguely remember it because I was pretty young at the time, but basically he sat around the house doing nothing and had many ice packs.
Have fun!
EDIT: 11 months ago??? Well what the hell!
Have fun!
EDIT: 11 months ago??? Well what the hell!
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/suspenseATG wrote:
heh, Houston, this is Right One.ATG wrote:
Pleased to report, everything works.
Thank you.
" Go ahead Right One. "
Houston, I think we have a problem.
rofl you got aids from the vasectomyATG wrote:
heh, Houston, this is Right One.ATG wrote:
Pleased to report, everything works.
Thank you.
" Go ahead Right One. "
Houston, I think we have a problem.
I've been having medium level pain for about a week.HurricaИe wrote:
rofl you got aids from the vasectomyATG wrote:
heh, Houston, this is Right One.ATG wrote:
Pleased to report, everything works.
Thank you.
" Go ahead Right One. "
Houston, I think we have a problem.
Right one hangs kind of high and aches.
/great.
Any minute now you're gonna turn into a lil girl.
Left one started in same way about 10 A:M
I don't know, but my general knowledge is that, except when working out (and not even always then), pain is not good. You should get yourself checked out by a doctor to see what's going on.
Random btw, found your car ATG (JK)
Random btw, found your car ATG (JK)